Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me Lyrics

Song	Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
Artist	Weird Al Yankovic
Album	Alpocalypse
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	Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
	And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.
	You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."
	Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
	Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
	And it's hard to disagree with what you say.
	But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
	Cause I'm always reading; always deleting
	Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
	Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.No, it isn't
	OK if you brighten my day
	With some cut and pasted hackneyed
	Hallmark poetry.
	And I didn't request a personality test.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeYou're sending virus laden mail with log-in attachments
	To every single person you know.
	You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
	You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
	And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
	And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
	But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards
	SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
	No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Send more top ten lists and
	I'll slash my wrists
	Please, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeWell I'm sorry
	I can't accept your paranoid rant
	And I don't want the
	Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
	Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
	Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
	I care about something like that????
	And, by the way, your quotes from
	George Carlin aren't really
	George Carlin!
	Mr. Rogers never fought the
	Viet Cong!
	And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
	And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if
	I don't pass your letter along!!
	Well I know you're wishin'
	I will sign your petition,
	But, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
	Just Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
	Cause you never figured out the way to
	BCC!Now, I got to insist..
	TAKE ME OF
	F OF YOUR
	LIST!Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeStop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (Just stop it now.)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (Oh, nooo)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (I can't take it!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (Ah, Please!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (You gotta stop!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (Right NOW!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (I'm not kidding!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
	STOP! (Sending me that)
	CRAP! (I don't want it!)
	DON'T SEND
	IT TO ME!!
	DON'T SEND
	IT TO ME!!!!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (JUST STOP!)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. (Ohhh)
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me.To me… ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh……...

	Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
	And there' s no way we' re gonna slow it down.
	You say, " We' ve got to treasure each moment."
	Who knows how long we' re gonna be around?
	Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
	And it' s hard to disagree with what you say.
	But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
	Cause I' m always reading always deleting
	Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
	Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Well I don' t need tons of cringe inducing puns,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. No, it isn' t
	OK if you brighten my day
	With some cut and pasted hackneyed
	Hallmark poetry.
	And I didn' t request a personality test.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeYou' re sending virus laden mail with login attachments
	To every single person you know.
	You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
	You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
	And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
	And I just can' t believe you believe those urban legends
	But I have high hopes, someone' ll point you towards
	SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you' re spewing constantly.
	No, I don' t want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Send more top ten lists and
	I' ll slash my wrists
	Please, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeWell I' m sorry
	I can' t accept your paranoid rant
	And I don' t want the
	NiemanMarcus cookie recipe.
	Won' t you kindly refrain, ' cause it' s hurting my brain.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
	Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
	I care about something like that????
	And, by the way, your quotes from
	George Carlin aren' t really
	George Carlin!
	Mr. Rogers never fought the
	Viet Cong!
	And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
	And I highly doubt some dead girl' s gonna kill me if
	I don' t pass your letter along!!
	Well I know you' re wishin'
	I will sign your petition,
	But, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. And I don' t wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
	Just Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
	Cause you never figured out the way to
	BCC! Now, I got to insist..
	TAKE ME OF
	F OF YOUR
	LIST! Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeStop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Just stop it now.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Oh, nooo
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. I can' t take it!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Ah, Please!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. You gotta stop!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Right NOW!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. I' m not kidding!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!
	STOP! Sending me that
	CRAP! I don' t want it!
	DON' T SEND
	IT TO ME!!
	DON' T SEND
	IT TO ME!!!!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. JUST STOP!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Ohhh
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...

	Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
	And there' s no way we' re gonna slow it down.
	You say, " We' ve got to treasure each moment."
	Who knows how long we' re gonna be around?
	Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
	And it' s hard to disagree with what you say.
	But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
	Cause I' m always reading always deleting
	Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
	Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Well I don' t need tons of cringe inducing puns,
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. No, it isn' t
	OK if you brighten my day
	With some cut and pasted hackneyed
	Hallmark poetry.
	And I didn' t request a personality test.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeYou' re sending virus laden mail with login attachments
	To every single person you know.
	You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
	You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
	And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
	And I just can' t believe you believe those urban legends
	But I have high hopes, someone' ll point you towards
	SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you' re spewing constantly.
	No, I don' t want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Send more top ten lists and
	I' ll slash my wrists
	Please, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeWell I' m sorry
	I can' t accept your paranoid rant
	And I don' t want the
	NiemanMarcus cookie recipe.
	Won' t you kindly refrain, ' cause it' s hurting my brain.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
	Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
	I care about something like that????
	And, by the way, your quotes from
	George Carlin aren' t really
	George Carlin!
	Mr. Rogers never fought the
	Viet Cong!
	And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
	And I highly doubt some dead girl' s gonna kill me if
	I don' t pass your letter along!!
	Well I know you' re wishin'
	I will sign your petition,
	But, Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. And I don' t wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
	Just Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
	Cause you never figured out the way to
	BCC! Now, I got to insist..
	TAKE ME OF
	F OF YOUR
	LIST! Stop
	Forwarding
	That Crap to
	MeStop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Just stop it now.
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Oh, nooo
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. I can' t take it!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Ah, Please!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. You gotta stop!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Right NOW!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. I' m not kidding!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!
	STOP! Sending me that
	CRAP! I don' t want it!
	DON' T SEND
	IT TO ME!!
	DON' T SEND
	IT TO ME!!!!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. JUST STOP!
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. Ohhh
	Stop Forwarding
	That Crap to
	Me. To me ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh...

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