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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away |
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Naboo was under an attack |
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And I thought me and |
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Qui-Gon Jinn |
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Could talk the |
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Federation in |
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To maybe cutting them a little slack |
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But their response, it didn't thrill us |
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They locked the doors and tried to kill us |
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We escaped from that gas |
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Then met Jar |
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Jar in Boss |
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NassWe took a bongo from the scene |
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And we went to |
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Theed to see the |
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QueenWe all wound up on |
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TatooineThat's where we found this boy |
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Oh my my, this here |
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Anakin guy |
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Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry |
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He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye |
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Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
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Did you know this junkyard slave |
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Isn't even old enough to shave |
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But he can use the |
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Force, they say |
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Ahh, do you see him hitting on the |
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Queen?Though he's just nine and she's fourteen |
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Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday |
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Well, I know he built |
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C-3POAnd I've heard how fast his pod can go |
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And we were broke, it's true |
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So we made a wager or two |
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Ooh, he was a prepubescent flyin' ace |
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And the minute |
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Jabba started off that race |
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Well, I knew who would win first place |
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Oh yes, it was our boy |
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We started singin', my my, this here |
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Anakin guy |
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May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry |
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And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye |
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Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
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Now we finally got to |
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CoruscantThe |
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Jedi Council we knew would want |
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To see how good the boy could be |
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So we took him there and we told the tale |
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How his midi-chlorians were off the scale |
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And he might fulfill that prophecy |
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Oh, the Council was impressed, of course |
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Could he bring balance, to the force? |
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They interviewed the kid, all training, they forbid |
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Because Yoda sensed in him much fear |
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And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen hereJust stick it in your pointy ear, I still will teach this boy" |
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He was singin'," My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry" |
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And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye |
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Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
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We caught a ride back to |
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Naboo'Cause |
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Queen Amigdala wanted to |
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I frankly would've liked to stay |
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We all fought in that epic war |
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And it wasn't long at all before |
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Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day |
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And in the end some |
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Gunguns died |
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Some ships blew up and some pilots fried |
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A lot of folks were croakin' |
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The battle droids were broken |
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And the Jedi |
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I admire most |
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Met up with |
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Darth Maul and now he's toast |
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Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost |
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I guess I'll train this boy |
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And I was singin', my my, this here |
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Anakin guy |
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May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry |
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And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye |
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Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
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We were singin', "My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry" |
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And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye |
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Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" |
