Genius in France Lyrics
| Song | Genius in France |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Artist | Dweezil Zappa |
| Album | Poodle Hat |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Yankovich | |
| I'm not the brightest crayon in the box | |
| Everyone says | |
| I'm dumber than a bag of rocks | |
| I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
| But I'm a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceHoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka | |
| I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
| I got a negative number on my | |
| S.A.T.'sI'm not good looking and | |
| I don't know how to dance | |
| But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
| I am still widely considered to be | |
| A genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| FrancePeople say | |
| I'm a geek, | |
| I'm a moronic little freak | |
| And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
| If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week | |
| But when the | |
| Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
| They dig my mystique, they think | |
| I'm c'est magnifique | |
| When I'm in | |
| Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic | |
| They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
| They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
| And when I'm sipping on a | |
| PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
| St. Tropez | |
| It's hard to keep the fans at bay | |
| They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait""Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait" | |
| Hemenene humenene | |
| Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
| Folks in my hometown think | |
| I'm a fool | |
| Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
| A few peas short of a casserole | |
| A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
| A few fries short of a happy meal | |
| I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| But when I'm in | |
| Provence, | |
| I get free croissants | |
| Yeah, I'm the guy every | |
| French lady wants | |
| And if you ask 'em why? | |
| You're bound to get this response(He's a genius in France, genius in France) | |
| That's right(He's a genius in France, genius in France) | |
| You know it(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France) | |
| I'm not the brightest bulb on the | |
| Christmas tree | |
| But the folks in | |
| France, they don't seem to agree | |
| They say, "Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
| I say, "Oui, oui" | |
| That's right | |
| I say, "Oui, oui" | |
| Oui, ouiHe says, "Oui, oui" | |
| I'm dumber than a box of hair | |
| But those | |
| Frenchies don't seem to care | |
| Don't know why, mon frere | |
| But they love me there | |
| I'm a genius in | |
| France, I'm a genius in | |
| FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
| I show up in | |
| CannesGonna make those | |
| Frenchies scream"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I've got that je me c'est | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
| I'm a taco short of a combo plate | |
| But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
| I'm greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
| They like me more than heavy cream | |
| When I'm in | |
| Versailles, | |
| I'm a popular guy | |
| My oh my, | |
| I'm as French as apple pie | |
| They think | |
| I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
| When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw) | |
| And laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw haw) | |
| People in | |
| France have lots of attitude | |
| They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
| But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
| They think that | |
| I am one happening dude | |
| Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
| I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
| But they like me better than | |
| Charles De | |
| GaulleEntre nous, it's very true | |
| The room temperature's higher than my | |
| I.Q.But they love me more than | |
| Gerard Depardieu | |
| How did this happen | |
| I don't have a clue | |
| I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
| I don't have any skills or grace or charm | |
| And most people look at me like | |
| I'm all covered with ants | |
| But I'm a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceAnd | |
| I'm never goin' back, | |
| I'm never goin' back | |
| I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
| I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
| Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
| Cause I'm never goin' back | |
| I'm never goin' back, | |
| I'm never goin' back | |
| The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
| But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
| And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance | |
| But "Great Googily Moogily", | |
| I'm a genius in | |
| FranceEvery | |
| Frenchie that | |
| I meetJust can't wait to kiss my feet | |
| Get in line, pucker up! | |
| Tout Suite! | |
| Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
| I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
| I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
| Now they're puttin' up my statue by the | |
| Eiffel Tower | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| I'm the biggest dork there is alive | |
| My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
| I was thirty five | |
| And I forgot to mention | |
| I'm not even welcome at the | |
| Star Trek convention | |
| But the Frenchies think | |
| That my poop don't stink | |
| I'm a genius in | |
| FranceSay, would you pass the | |
| Grey Poupon? | |
| Merci beaucoup |
| zuo ci : Yankovich | |
| I' m not the brightest crayon in the box | |
| Everyone says | |
| I' m dumber than a bag of rocks | |
| I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
| But I' m a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceHoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka | |
| I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
| I got a negative number on my | |
| S. A. T.' sI' m not good looking and | |
| I don' t know how to dance | |
| But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
| I am still widely considered to be | |
| A genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| FrancePeople say | |
| I' m a geek, | |
| I' m a moronic little freak | |
| And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
| If I was any dumber, they' d have to water me twice a week | |
| But when the | |
| Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
| They dig my mystique, they think | |
| I' m c' est magnifique | |
| When I' m in | |
| Paree, I' m the chicest of the chic | |
| They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
| They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
| And when I' m sipping on a | |
| PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
| St. Tropez | |
| It' s hard to keep the fans at bay | |
| They say, " Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait"" Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait" | |
| Hemenene humenene | |
| Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
| Folks in my hometown think | |
| I' m a fool | |
| Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
| A few peas short of a casserole | |
| A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
| A few fries short of a happy meal | |
| I couldn' t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| But when I' m in | |
| Provence, | |
| I get free croissants | |
| Yeah, I' m the guy every | |
| French lady wants | |
| And if you ask ' em why? | |
| You' re bound to get this response He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
| That' s right He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
| You know it He' s a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France | |
| I' m not the brightest bulb on the | |
| Christmas tree | |
| But the folks in | |
| France, they don' t seem to agree | |
| They say, " Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
| I say, " Oui, oui" | |
| That' s right | |
| I say, " Oui, oui" | |
| Oui, ouiHe says, " Oui, oui" | |
| I' m dumber than a box of hair | |
| But those | |
| Frenchies don' t seem to care | |
| Don' t know why, mon frere | |
| But they love me there | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| France, I' m a genius in | |
| FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
| I show up in | |
| CannesGonna make those | |
| Frenchies scream" You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est quoi | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
| I' m a taco short of a combo plate | |
| But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
| I' m greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
| They like me more than heavy cream | |
| When I' m in | |
| Versailles, | |
| I' m a popular guy | |
| My oh my, | |
| I' m as French as apple pie | |
| They think | |
| I' m awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
| When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh Haw haw haw haw haw | |
| And laugh Haw haw haw haw haw haw | |
| People in | |
| France have lots of attitude | |
| They' re snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
| But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
| They think that | |
| I am one happening dude | |
| Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
| I' m about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
| But they like me better than | |
| Charles De | |
| GaulleEntre nous, it' s very true | |
| The room temperature' s higher than my | |
| I. Q. But they love me more than | |
| Gerard Depardieu | |
| How did this happen | |
| I don' t have a clue | |
| I' m not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
| I don' t have any skills or grace or charm | |
| And most people look at me like | |
| I' m all covered with ants | |
| But I' m a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceAnd | |
| I' m never goin' back, | |
| I' m never goin' back | |
| I' m never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
| I' m tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
| Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
| Cause I' m never goin' back | |
| I' m never goin' back, | |
| I' m never goin' back | |
| The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
| But I sho' ' nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
| And I' m aware that it' s a most improbable circumstance | |
| But " Great Googily Moogily", | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| FranceEvery | |
| Frenchie that | |
| I meetJust can' t wait to kiss my feet | |
| Get in line, pucker up! | |
| Tout Suite! | |
| Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
| I' m gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
| I' m stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
| Now they' re puttin' up my statue by the | |
| Eiffel Tower | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| I' m the biggest dork there is alive | |
| My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
| I was thirty five | |
| And I forgot to mention | |
| I' m not even welcome at the | |
| Star Trek convention | |
| But the Frenchies think | |
| That my poop don' t stink | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| FranceSay, would you pass the | |
| Grey Poupon? | |
| Merci beaucoup |
| zuò cí : Yankovich | |
| I' m not the brightest crayon in the box | |
| Everyone says | |
| I' m dumber than a bag of rocks | |
| I barely even know how to put on my own pants | |
| But I' m a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceHoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka laka | |
| Hoom chaka | |
| I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese | |
| I got a negative number on my | |
| S. A. T.' sI' m not good looking and | |
| I don' t know how to dance | |
| But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence | |
| I am still widely considered to be | |
| A genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| France, a genius in | |
| FrancePeople say | |
| I' m a geek, | |
| I' m a moronic little freak | |
| And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique | |
| If I was any dumber, they' d have to water me twice a week | |
| But when the | |
| Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek | |
| They dig my mystique, they think | |
| I' m c' est magnifique | |
| When I' m in | |
| Paree, I' m the chicest of the chic | |
| They love my body odor and my bad toupee | |
| They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret | |
| And when I' m sipping on a | |
| PerrierIn some cafe town in | |
| St. Tropez | |
| It' s hard to keep the fans at bay | |
| They say, " Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait"" Sign my poodle, s' il vous plait" | |
| Hemenene humenene | |
| Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle | |
| Folks in my hometown think | |
| I' m a fool | |
| Got too much chlorine in my gene pool | |
| A few peas short of a casserole | |
| A few buttons missing on my remote control | |
| A few fries short of a happy meal | |
| I couldn' t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| Instructions on the heel | |
| But when I' m in | |
| Provence, | |
| I get free croissants | |
| Yeah, I' m the guy every | |
| French lady wants | |
| And if you ask ' em why? | |
| You' re bound to get this response He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
| That' s right He' s a genius in France, genius in France | |
| You know it He' s a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France | |
| I' m not the brightest bulb on the | |
| Christmas tree | |
| But the folks in | |
| France, they don' t seem to agree | |
| They say, " Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" | |
| I say, " Oui, oui" | |
| That' s right | |
| I say, " Oui, oui" | |
| Oui, ouiHe says, " Oui, oui" | |
| I' m dumber than a box of hair | |
| But those | |
| Frenchies don' t seem to care | |
| Don' t know why, mon frere | |
| But they love me there | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| France, I' m a genius in | |
| FranceGonna make a big splash when | |
| I show up in | |
| CannesGonna make those | |
| Frenchies scream" You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est quoi | |
| Like a fine | |
| Renoir, I' ve got that je me c' est | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy | |
| Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow | |
| I' m a taco short of a combo plate | |
| But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think | |
| I' m greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream | |
| They like me more than heavy cream | |
| When I' m in | |
| Versailles, | |
| I' m a popular guy | |
| My oh my, | |
| I' m as French as apple pie | |
| They think | |
| I' m awfully witty, a riot and a half | |
| When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh Haw haw haw haw haw | |
| And laugh Haw haw haw haw haw haw | |
| People in | |
| France have lots of attitude | |
| They' re snotty and rude, they like disgusting food | |
| But when they see me, they just come unglued | |
| They think that | |
| I am one happening dude | |
| Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm | |
| I' m about as sharp as a bowling ball | |
| But they like me better than | |
| Charles De | |
| GaulleEntre nous, it' s very true | |
| The room temperature' s higher than my | |
| I. Q. But they love me more than | |
| Gerard Depardieu | |
| How did this happen | |
| I don' t have a clue | |
| I' m not the quickest tractor on the farm | |
| I don' t have any skills or grace or charm | |
| And most people look at me like | |
| I' m all covered with ants | |
| But I' m a genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| France, genius in | |
| FranceAnd | |
| I' m never goin' back, | |
| I' m never goin' back | |
| I' m never, never, never, never goin' back home again | |
| I' m tearin' up my return flight ticket | |
| Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' | |
| Cause I' m never goin' back | |
| I' m never goin' back, | |
| I' m never goin' back | |
| The girls back home never gave me a chance | |
| But I sho' ' nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance | |
| And I' m aware that it' s a most improbable circumstance | |
| But " Great Googily Moogily", | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| FranceEvery | |
| Frenchie that | |
| I meetJust can' t wait to kiss my feet | |
| Get in line, pucker up! | |
| Tout Suite! | |
| Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy | |
| I' m gettin' even more famous by the hour | |
| I' m stuffed with pastries and drunk with power | |
| Now they' re puttin' up my statue by the | |
| Eiffel Tower | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left | |
| I' m the biggest dork there is alive | |
| My mom picked out my clothes for me till | |
| I was thirty five | |
| And I forgot to mention | |
| I' m not even welcome at the | |
| Star Trek convention | |
| But the Frenchies think | |
| That my poop don' t stink | |
| I' m a genius in | |
| FranceSay, would you pass the | |
| Grey Poupon? | |
| Merci beaucoup |
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