| Lock your doors 'cause | |
| Tankard's coming to your town | |
| When we're drunk then we don't like to **** around | |
| Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found | |
| Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground | |
| Other bands will play but we all come to drink | |
| Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink | |
| Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief | |
| Gonna spew our vomit on your litte niece | |
| Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins | |
| Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain | |
| We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Do you really think that we are serious? | |
| Think again, man, you must be delirious | |
| Certain groups claim the have seen the light of day | |
| But we're | |
| Tankard and we have nothing to say | |
| Other bands will play but we all come to drink | |
| Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink | |
| What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind? | |
| Don't complain 'cause you can kiss our big behinds | |
| Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins | |
| Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain | |
| We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Lock your doors 'cause | |
| Tankard's coming to your town | |
| When we're drunk then we don't like to **** around | |
| Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found | |
| Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground | |
| Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins | |
| Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain | |
| We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer | |
| Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer |