Lock your doors 'cause 
Tankard's coming to your town 
When we're drunk then we don't like to **** around 
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found 
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground 
Other bands will play but we all come to drink 
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink 
Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief 
Gonna spew our vomit on your litte niece 
Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins 
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain 
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Do you really think that we are serious? 
Think again, man, you must be delirious 
Certain groups claim the have seen the light of day 
But we're 
Tankard and we have nothing to say 
Other bands will play but we all come to drink 
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink 
What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind? 
Don't complain 'cause you can kiss our big behinds 
Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins 
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain 
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Lock your doors 'cause 
Tankard's coming to your town 
When we're drunk then we don't like to **** around 
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found 
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground 
Refrain: We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins 
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain 
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer 
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer