| Song | Just One Beer |
| Artist | Rodney Carrington |
| Album | Nut Sack |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| One beer then | |
| I’m gone The ugliest women that | |
| I’ve laid eyes on got together and decided to come here | |
| They’re not pretty | |
| They’re not small | |
| I don’t give a damn at all | |
| Tonight I’m only having just one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I’m only having just two beers | |
| I don’t mind the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can’t stay too long | |
| Tonight I’m only having just two beers | |
| Three beers but no more | |
| There’s no way | |
| I’m drinking four | |
| My attitude’s improving with the beer | |
| I was mad but now | |
| I’m glad The women in here, they ain’t so bad | |
| Tonight I’m only having just three beers | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I’m only having just six beers | |
| I kinda like the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can’t stay too long | |
| Tonight I’m only having just six beers | |
| Twelve beers then | |
| I quit Oh good | |
| Lord I’m drunk as shit | |
| I just spent my whole paycheck in here | |
| I took a chance | |
| I tried to dance | |
| I threw up and pissed my pants | |
| All off one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I’m only having just one beer | |
| At least that’s what | |
| I said when | |
| I got here | |
| It felt so right, but it was wrong | |
| I know that | |
| I’ve stayed too long | |
| I think I musta drank hundred beers | |
| Well now I wished | |
| I had only one beer | |
| God I wish | |
| I never came in here |
| One beer then | |
| I' m gone The ugliest women that | |
| I' ve laid eyes on got together and decided to come here | |
| They' re not pretty | |
| They' re not small | |
| I don' t give a damn at all | |
| Tonight I' m only having just one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just two beers | |
| I don' t mind the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can' t stay too long | |
| Tonight I' m only having just two beers | |
| Three beers but no more | |
| There' s no way | |
| I' m drinking four | |
| My attitude' s improving with the beer | |
| I was mad but now | |
| I' m glad The women in here, they ain' t so bad | |
| Tonight I' m only having just three beers | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just six beers | |
| I kinda like the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can' t stay too long | |
| Tonight I' m only having just six beers | |
| Twelve beers then | |
| I quit Oh good | |
| Lord I' m drunk as shit | |
| I just spent my whole paycheck in here | |
| I took a chance | |
| I tried to dance | |
| I threw up and pissed my pants | |
| All off one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just one beer | |
| At least that' s what | |
| I said when | |
| I got here | |
| It felt so right, but it was wrong | |
| I know that | |
| I' ve stayed too long | |
| I think I musta drank hundred beers | |
| Well now I wished | |
| I had only one beer | |
| God I wish | |
| I never came in here |
| One beer then | |
| I' m gone The ugliest women that | |
| I' ve laid eyes on got together and decided to come here | |
| They' re not pretty | |
| They' re not small | |
| I don' t give a damn at all | |
| Tonight I' m only having just one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just two beers | |
| I don' t mind the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can' t stay too long | |
| Tonight I' m only having just two beers | |
| Three beers but no more | |
| There' s no way | |
| I' m drinking four | |
| My attitude' s improving with the beer | |
| I was mad but now | |
| I' m glad The women in here, they ain' t so bad | |
| Tonight I' m only having just three beers | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just six beers | |
| I kinda like the atmosphere in here | |
| It feels so right, it must be wrong | |
| I know I can' t stay too long | |
| Tonight I' m only having just six beers | |
| Twelve beers then | |
| I quit Oh good | |
| Lord I' m drunk as shit | |
| I just spent my whole paycheck in here | |
| I took a chance | |
| I tried to dance | |
| I threw up and pissed my pants | |
| All off one beer | |
| Yeah tonight | |
| I' m only having just one beer | |
| At least that' s what | |
| I said when | |
| I got here | |
| It felt so right, but it was wrong | |
| I know that | |
| I' ve stayed too long | |
| I think I musta drank hundred beers | |
| Well now I wished | |
| I had only one beer | |
| God I wish | |
| I never came in here |