One beer then 
I’m gone The ugliest women that 
I’ve laid eyes on got together and decided to come here 
They’re not pretty 
They’re not small 
I don’t give a damn at all 
Tonight I’m only having just one beer 
Yeah tonight 
I’m only having just two beers 
I don’t mind the atmosphere in here 
It feels so right, it must be wrong 
I know I can’t stay too long 
Tonight I’m only having just two beers 
Three beers but no more 
There’s no way 
I’m drinking four 
My attitude’s improving with the beer 
I was mad but now 
I’m glad The women in here, they ain’t so bad 
Tonight I’m only having just three beers 
Yeah tonight 
I’m only having just six beers 
I kinda like the atmosphere in here 
It feels so right, it must be wrong 
I know I can’t stay too long 
Tonight I’m only having just six beers 
Twelve beers then 
I quit Oh good 
Lord I’m drunk as shit 
I just spent my whole paycheck in here 
I took a chance 
I tried to dance 
I threw up and pissed my pants 
All off one beer 
Yeah tonight 
I’m only having just one beer 
At least that’s what 
I said when 
I got here 
It felt so right, but it was wrong 
I know that 
I’ve stayed too long 
I think I musta drank hundred beers 
Well now I wished 
I had only one beer 
God I wish 
I never came in here