Be More Chill, Pt. 1 Lyrics
| Song | Be More Chill, Pt. 1 |
| Artist | Jason Tam |
| Artist | Be More Chill Original Broadway Ensemble |
| Album | Be More Chill (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Joe Iconis |
| [00:30.341][THE SQUIP, spoken] | You see, human social activity is governed by rules. |
| [00:03.827] | And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you |
| [00:09.495] | (sung) C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see? |
| [00:15.686] | Your operating system is outdated |
| [00:20.153] | Come on, boo, you know that you |
| [00:24.516] | Make everyone around you nauseated |
| [00:29.192] | Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill |
| [00:33.319] | Bae, I've arrived, wow! |
| [00:35.905] | Won't be long until |
| [00:37.577] | You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill |
| [00:41.522] | Be more chill |
| [00:45.388][JEREMY, faintly] | Wow |
| [00:46.302][THE SQUIP] | Take your hands out of your pockets |
| [00:48.940] | Arch your back, puff out your chest |
| [00:53.381] | Add some swagger to your gait or |
| [00:57.613] | You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor |
| [00:59.442] | Fix your posture, then the rest |
| [01:01.296][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, but I am a masturbator |
| [01:02.864][THE SQUIP, spoken] | We'll fix that |
| [01:05.058] | (sung) All your nerdiness is ugly |
| [01:06.991][JEREMY, spoken] | I thought I was more of a geek? |
| [01:08.715][THE SQUIP] | All your stammering's a chore |
| [01:10.544][JEREMY, spoken] | Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I-- |
| [01:13.417][THE SQUIP] | Your tics and fidgets are persistent |
| [01:14.854] | And your charm is non-existent |
| [01:17.205] | Fix your vibe, then fix some more |
| [01:20.940][THE SQUIP] | Bu-- |
| [01:21.123][JEREMY] | Ah- |
| [01:21.384][THE SQUIP] | Buh |
| [01:21.593][JEREMY] | Oh- |
| [01:21.828][THE SQUIP] | No |
| [01:22.064][JEREMY] | Ah? |
| [01:22.351][THE SQUIP] | Stop |
| [01:22.586][JEREMY] | Oh! |
| [01:22.978][THE SQUIP] | Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [01:28.124][JEREMY] | ...terrible? |
| [01:29.326][THE SQUIP] | Terrible! |
| [01:30.423][JEREMY] | Oh... |
| [01:31.494][The SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [01:36.823][JEREMY] | (heavy breathing) |
| [01:37.868][THE SQUIP] | So don't freak out |
| [01:41.812] | And don't resist |
| [01:44.006] | And have no doubt |
| [01:45.887] | If I assist |
| [01:47.794] | You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill |
| [01:51.504] | Be more chill |
| [01:54.273] | (spoken) Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one! |
| [01:57.877][JEREMY, spoken] | It says Eminem... |
| [01:59.027][THE SQUIP, spoken] | If you鈥檙e so astute, what do you need me for? |
| [02:01.456][JEREMY, spoken] | Do people still listen to Eminem? |
| [02:03.050][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well |
| [02:13.760] | (sung) Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [02:19.011][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:20.082] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:22.302][THE SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [02:27.030][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:28.519] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:30.452][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | All the people in the mall |
| [02:34.344][THE SQUIP] | Think you are such a slob |
| [02:35.755][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | You're a slob! |
| [02:36.826] | Terrible! |
| [02:38.002] | Such a slob! |
| [02:39.151][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | And boy |
| [02:41.842][THE SQUIP] | Can I see why! |
| [02:44.506] | (spoken) Now you, try picking a shirt |
| [02:46.700] | That's a girl's shirt |
| [02:48.059][CHLOE, spoken] | ...Jerry? |
| [02:49.104][JEREMY, spoken] | Jerry-me |
| [02:50.253][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Greet the beta |
| [02:51.481][JEREMY, spoken] | The be- oh. Hi, Brooke |
| [02:53.309][THE SQUIP, spoken] | "You look sexy." |
| [02:54.485][JEREMY, spoken] | I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah! |
| [02:56.183][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death |
| [03:00.075][JEREMY, spoken] | Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke! |
| [03:04.986][BROOKE, spoken] | Thanks |
| [03:06.214][CHLOE, spoken] | Is that a girl's shirt? |
| [03:07.703][JEREMY, spoken] | No |
| [03:08.539][THE SQUIP, spoken] | "Yes." |
| [03:09.166][JEREMY, spoken] | Yes |
| [03:09.714][THE SQUIP, spoken & JEREMY, overlapping] | Repeat after me: |
| [03:09.714] | (sung) I saw it in the window |
| [03:11.935] | I saw it in the window |
| [03:14.756] | And I couldn't dismiss |
| [03:15.827] | And I couldn't dismiss |
| [03:18.883] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:20.477] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:21.652] | And she had a shirt just like this |
| [03:23.428] | And she had a shirt just like this, haha! |
| [03:26.093][THE SQUIP] | It's still painful |
| [03:28.575][JEREMY] | It's still painful |
| [03:33.512][CHLOE, spoken] | So, who was this mystery girl? |
| [03:36.594][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, you've probably never heard of- |
| [03:38.188][THE SQUIP] | Madeline |
| [03:41.375][JEREMY] | Madeline |
| [03:43.203][CHLOE, spoken] | What? |
| [03:44.091][JEREMY] | She's French |
| [03:47.409][CHLOE, spoken] | She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention! |
| [03:53.077][BROOKE, spoken] | Madeline broke up with you? |
| [03:54.958][JEREMY, spoken] | Yeah |
| [03:55.350][THE SQUIP, spoken] | No |
| [03:55.664][JEREMY, spoken] | I mean-- |
| [03:56.212][THE SQUIP] | I broke up with her |
| [03:58.798][JEREMY] | I broke up with her! |
| [04:00.810][THE SQUIP] | 'Cause she was |
| [04:01.515] | Cheating on me |
| [04:03.213][JEREMY, overselling it] | She was |
| [04:03.866] | Cheating on me-e-e-eeee! |
| [04:10.292][THE SQUIP] | Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill |
| [04:17.789] | (spoken) Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Joe Iconis |
| [00:30.341][THE SQUIP, spoken] | You see, human social activity is governed by rules. |
| [00:03.827] | And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you |
| [00:09.495] | sung Ccccccmon, Jeremy, can' t you see? |
| [00:15.686] | Your operating system is outdated |
| [00:20.153] | Come on, boo, you know that you |
| [00:24.516] | Make everyone around you nauseated |
| [00:29.192] | Hey, I' ve arrived now, this is not a drill |
| [00:33.319] | Bae, I' ve arrived, wow! |
| [00:35.905] | Won' t be long until |
| [00:37.577] | You wiiiiiiill |
| [00:41.522] | Be more chill |
| [00:45.388][JEREMY, faintly] | Wow |
| [00:46.302][THE SQUIP] | Take your hands out of your pockets |
| [00:48.940] | Arch your back, puff out your chest |
| [00:53.381] | Add some swagger to your gait or |
| [00:57.613] | You' ll look like a masturbator |
| [00:59.442] | Fix your posture, then the rest |
| [01:01.296][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, but I am a masturbator |
| [01:02.864][THE SQUIP, spoken] | We' ll fix that |
| [01:05.058] | sung All your nerdiness is ugly |
| [01:06.991][JEREMY, spoken] | I thought I was more of a geek? |
| [01:08.715][THE SQUIP] | All your stammering' s a chore |
| [01:10.544][JEREMY, spoken] | Whastammer no, I don' t stammer, you know what I |
| [01:13.417][THE SQUIP] | Your tics and fidgets are persistent |
| [01:14.854] | And your charm is nonexistent |
| [01:17.205] | Fix your vibe, then fix some more |
| [01:20.940][THE SQUIP] | Bu |
| [01:21.123][JEREMY] | Ah |
| [01:21.384][THE SQUIP] | Buh |
| [01:21.593][JEREMY] | Oh |
| [01:21.828][THE SQUIP] | No |
| [01:22.064][JEREMY] | Ah? |
| [01:22.351][THE SQUIP] | Stop |
| [01:22.586][JEREMY] | Oh! |
| [01:22.978][THE SQUIP] | Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [01:28.124][JEREMY] | ... terrible? |
| [01:29.326][THE SQUIP] | Terrible! |
| [01:30.423][JEREMY] | Oh... |
| [01:31.494][The SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [01:36.823][JEREMY] | heavy breathing |
| [01:37.868][THE SQUIP] | So don' t freak out |
| [01:41.812] | And don' t resist |
| [01:44.006] | And have no doubt |
| [01:45.887] | If I assist |
| [01:47.794] | You wiiiiiiill |
| [01:51.504] | Be more chill |
| [01:54.273] | spoken Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one! |
| [01:57.877][JEREMY, spoken] | It says Eminem... |
| [01:59.027][THE SQUIP, spoken] | If you huo cheng e so astute, what do you need me for? |
| [02:01.456][JEREMY, spoken] | Do people still listen to Eminem? |
| [02:03.050][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well |
| [02:13.760] | sung Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [02:19.011][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:20.082] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:22.302][THE SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [02:27.030][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:28.519] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:30.452][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | All the people in the mall |
| [02:34.344][THE SQUIP] | Think you are such a slob |
| [02:35.755][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | You' re a slob! |
| [02:36.826] | Terrible! |
| [02:38.002] | Such a slob! |
| [02:39.151][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | And boy |
| [02:41.842][THE SQUIP] | Can I see why! |
| [02:44.506] | spoken Now you, try picking a shirt |
| [02:46.700] | That' s a girl' s shirt |
| [02:48.059][CHLOE, spoken] | ... Jerry? |
| [02:49.104][JEREMY, spoken] | Jerryme |
| [02:50.253][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Greet the beta |
| [02:51.481][JEREMY, spoken] | The be oh. Hi, Brooke |
| [02:53.309][THE SQUIP, spoken] | " You look sexy." |
| [02:54.485][JEREMY, spoken] | I can' t say that to a hot girl! Aaah! |
| [02:56.183][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Don' t smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don' t care about your own death |
| [03:00.075][JEREMY, spoken] | Looking... pretty... sexy, Brooke! |
| [03:04.986][BROOKE, spoken] | Thanks |
| [03:06.214][CHLOE, spoken] | Is that a girl' s shirt? |
| [03:07.703][JEREMY, spoken] | No |
| [03:08.539][THE SQUIP, spoken] | " Yes." |
| [03:09.166][JEREMY, spoken] | Yes |
| [03:09.714][THE SQUIP, spoken & JEREMY, overlapping] | Repeat after me: |
| [03:09.714] | sung I saw it in the window |
| [03:11.935] | I saw it in the window |
| [03:14.756] | And I couldn' t dismiss |
| [03:15.827] | And I couldn' t dismiss |
| [03:18.883] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:20.477] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:21.652] | And she had a shirt just like this |
| [03:23.428] | And she had a shirt just like this, haha! |
| [03:26.093][THE SQUIP] | It' s still painful |
| [03:28.575][JEREMY] | It' s still painful |
| [03:33.512][CHLOE, spoken] | So, who was this mystery girl? |
| [03:36.594][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, you' ve probably never heard of |
| [03:38.188][THE SQUIP] | Madeline |
| [03:41.375][JEREMY] | Madeline |
| [03:43.203][CHLOE, spoken] | What? |
| [03:44.091][JEREMY] | She' s French |
| [03:47.409][CHLOE, spoken] | She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention! |
| [03:53.077][BROOKE, spoken] | Madeline broke up with you? |
| [03:54.958][JEREMY, spoken] | Yeah |
| [03:55.350][THE SQUIP, spoken] | No |
| [03:55.664][JEREMY, spoken] | I mean |
| [03:56.212][THE SQUIP] | I broke up with her |
| [03:58.798][JEREMY] | I broke up with her! |
| [04:00.810][THE SQUIP] | ' Cause she was |
| [04:01.515] | Cheating on me |
| [04:03.213][JEREMY, overselling it] | She was |
| [04:03.866] | Cheating on meeeeeee! |
| [04:10.292][THE SQUIP] | Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill |
| [04:17.789] | spoken Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Joe Iconis |
| [00:30.341][THE SQUIP, spoken] | You see, human social activity is governed by rules. |
| [00:03.827] | And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you |
| [00:09.495] | sung Ccccccmon, Jeremy, can' t you see? |
| [00:15.686] | Your operating system is outdated |
| [00:20.153] | Come on, boo, you know that you |
| [00:24.516] | Make everyone around you nauseated |
| [00:29.192] | Hey, I' ve arrived now, this is not a drill |
| [00:33.319] | Bae, I' ve arrived, wow! |
| [00:35.905] | Won' t be long until |
| [00:37.577] | You wiiiiiiill |
| [00:41.522] | Be more chill |
| [00:45.388][JEREMY, faintly] | Wow |
| [00:46.302][THE SQUIP] | Take your hands out of your pockets |
| [00:48.940] | Arch your back, puff out your chest |
| [00:53.381] | Add some swagger to your gait or |
| [00:57.613] | You' ll look like a masturbator |
| [00:59.442] | Fix your posture, then the rest |
| [01:01.296][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, but I am a masturbator |
| [01:02.864][THE SQUIP, spoken] | We' ll fix that |
| [01:05.058] | sung All your nerdiness is ugly |
| [01:06.991][JEREMY, spoken] | I thought I was more of a geek? |
| [01:08.715][THE SQUIP] | All your stammering' s a chore |
| [01:10.544][JEREMY, spoken] | Whastammer no, I don' t stammer, you know what I |
| [01:13.417][THE SQUIP] | Your tics and fidgets are persistent |
| [01:14.854] | And your charm is nonexistent |
| [01:17.205] | Fix your vibe, then fix some more |
| [01:20.940][THE SQUIP] | Bu |
| [01:21.123][JEREMY] | Ah |
| [01:21.384][THE SQUIP] | Buh |
| [01:21.593][JEREMY] | Oh |
| [01:21.828][THE SQUIP] | No |
| [01:22.064][JEREMY] | Ah? |
| [01:22.351][THE SQUIP] | Stop |
| [01:22.586][JEREMY] | Oh! |
| [01:22.978][THE SQUIP] | Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [01:28.124][JEREMY] | ... terrible? |
| [01:29.326][THE SQUIP] | Terrible! |
| [01:30.423][JEREMY] | Oh... |
| [01:31.494][The SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [01:36.823][JEREMY] | heavy breathing |
| [01:37.868][THE SQUIP] | So don' t freak out |
| [01:41.812] | And don' t resist |
| [01:44.006] | And have no doubt |
| [01:45.887] | If I assist |
| [01:47.794] | You wiiiiiiill |
| [01:51.504] | Be more chill |
| [01:54.273] | spoken Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one! |
| [01:57.877][JEREMY, spoken] | It says Eminem... |
| [01:59.027][THE SQUIP, spoken] | If you huǒ chéng e so astute, what do you need me for? |
| [02:01.456][JEREMY, spoken] | Do people still listen to Eminem? |
| [02:03.050][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well |
| [02:13.760] | sung Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [02:19.011][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:20.082] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:22.302][THE SQUIP] | Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [02:27.030][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:28.519] | Everything about you sucks! |
| [02:30.452][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | All the people in the mall |
| [02:34.344][THE SQUIP] | Think you are such a slob |
| [02:35.755][PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | You' re a slob! |
| [02:36.826] | Terrible! |
| [02:38.002] | Such a slob! |
| [02:39.151][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL] | And boy |
| [02:41.842][THE SQUIP] | Can I see why! |
| [02:44.506] | spoken Now you, try picking a shirt |
| [02:46.700] | That' s a girl' s shirt |
| [02:48.059][CHLOE, spoken] | ... Jerry? |
| [02:49.104][JEREMY, spoken] | Jerryme |
| [02:50.253][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Greet the beta |
| [02:51.481][JEREMY, spoken] | The be oh. Hi, Brooke |
| [02:53.309][THE SQUIP, spoken] | " You look sexy." |
| [02:54.485][JEREMY, spoken] | I can' t say that to a hot girl! Aaah! |
| [02:56.183][THE SQUIP, spoken] | Don' t smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don' t care about your own death |
| [03:00.075][JEREMY, spoken] | Looking... pretty... sexy, Brooke! |
| [03:04.986][BROOKE, spoken] | Thanks |
| [03:06.214][CHLOE, spoken] | Is that a girl' s shirt? |
| [03:07.703][JEREMY, spoken] | No |
| [03:08.539][THE SQUIP, spoken] | " Yes." |
| [03:09.166][JEREMY, spoken] | Yes |
| [03:09.714][THE SQUIP, spoken & JEREMY, overlapping] | Repeat after me: |
| [03:09.714] | sung I saw it in the window |
| [03:11.935] | I saw it in the window |
| [03:14.756] | And I couldn' t dismiss |
| [03:15.827] | And I couldn' t dismiss |
| [03:18.883] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:20.477] | I was dating a girl |
| [03:21.652] | And she had a shirt just like this |
| [03:23.428] | And she had a shirt just like this, haha! |
| [03:26.093][THE SQUIP] | It' s still painful |
| [03:28.575][JEREMY] | It' s still painful |
| [03:33.512][CHLOE, spoken] | So, who was this mystery girl? |
| [03:36.594][JEREMY, spoken] | Oh, you' ve probably never heard of |
| [03:38.188][THE SQUIP] | Madeline |
| [03:41.375][JEREMY] | Madeline |
| [03:43.203][CHLOE, spoken] | What? |
| [03:44.091][JEREMY] | She' s French |
| [03:47.409][CHLOE, spoken] | She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention! |
| [03:53.077][BROOKE, spoken] | Madeline broke up with you? |
| [03:54.958][JEREMY, spoken] | Yeah |
| [03:55.350][THE SQUIP, spoken] | No |
| [03:55.664][JEREMY, spoken] | I mean |
| [03:56.212][THE SQUIP] | I broke up with her |
| [03:58.798][JEREMY] | I broke up with her! |
| [04:00.810][THE SQUIP] | ' Cause she was |
| [04:01.515] | Cheating on me |
| [04:03.213][JEREMY, overselling it] | She was |
| [04:03.866] | Cheating on meeeeeee! |
| [04:10.292][THE SQUIP] | Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill |
| [04:17.789] | spoken Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept |
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