作曲 : Joe Iconis
[THE SQUIP, spoken
And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you
(sung) C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see?
Your operating system is outdated
Come on, boo, you know that you
Make everyone around you nauseated
Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill
Bae, I've arrived, wow!
Won't be long until
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
[JEREMY, faintly
[THE SQUIP
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gait or
You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
Fix your posture, then the rest
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
(sung) All your nerdiness is ugly
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
[THE SQUIP
[JEREMY
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[THE SQUIP
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
Be more chill
(spoken) Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
(sung) Oh, everything about you is so terrible
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL
Everything about you sucks!
[THE SQUIP
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL
Everything about you sucks!
[THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL
[THE SQUIP
[PEOPLE IN THE MALL
Terrible!
Such a slob!
[THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL
[THE SQUIP
(spoken) Now you, try picking a shirt
That's a girl's shirt
[CHLOE, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
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[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[BROOKE, spoken
[CHLOE, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken & JEREMY, overlapping
(sung) I saw it in the window
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
And I couldn't dismiss
I was dating a girl
I was dating a girl
And she had a shirt just like this
And she had a shirt just like this, haha!
[THE SQUIP
[JEREMY
[CHLOE, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP
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[CHLOE, spoken
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[CHLOE, spoken
[BROOKE, spoken
[JEREMY, spoken
[THE SQUIP, spoken
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[JEREMY
[THE SQUIP
Cheating on me
[JEREMY, overselling it
Cheating on me-e-e-eeee!
[THE SQUIP
(spoken) Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept