If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day

If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day Lyrics

Song If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
Artist Half Man Half Biscuit
Album Cammell Laird Social Club
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Outside Goldsmith’s coughing up blood,
Turner Prize judge gasps “Christ that’s good -
Leave it as it is, it’ll get first place
We’ll call it a full shift at the coal face”
Oh well you’re neither a Stuckist or a YBA
and you’re no longer a miner as of today
Praise for the wardens ready to fine
Anyone caught saying “graphic design”
Rag-mag seller said I’d be in pleats
Only when he’d been cleaned from the streets
Oh I could squeeze my lemon ’till my blues went away
If I had possession over Pancake Day
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
and he will say: “is this a glass of limeade?”
and “if so, why is it a glass of limeade?”
and, after a while, he’ll die of thirst
Outside Goldsmith' s coughing up blood,
Turner Prize judge gasps " Christ that' s good
Leave it as it is, it' ll get first place
We' ll call it a full shift at the coal face"
Oh well you' re neither a Stuckist or a YBA
and you' re no longer a miner as of today
Praise for the wardens ready to fine
Anyone caught saying " graphic design"
Ragmag seller said I' d be in pleats
Only when he' d been cleaned from the streets
Oh I could squeeze my lemon ' till my blues went away
If I had possession over Pancake Day
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
and he will say: " is this a glass of limeade?"
and " if so, why is it a glass of limeade?"
and, after a while, he' ll die of thirst
Outside Goldsmith' s coughing up blood,
Turner Prize judge gasps " Christ that' s good
Leave it as it is, it' ll get first place
We' ll call it a full shift at the coal face"
Oh well you' re neither a Stuckist or a YBA
and you' re no longer a miner as of today
Praise for the wardens ready to fine
Anyone caught saying " graphic design"
Ragmag seller said I' d be in pleats
Only when he' d been cleaned from the streets
Oh I could squeeze my lemon ' till my blues went away
If I had possession over Pancake Day
Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
and he will say: " is this a glass of limeade?"
and " if so, why is it a glass of limeade?"
and, after a while, he' ll die of thirst
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