Song | San Antonio Foam Party |
Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
Album | Cammell Laird Social Club |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
If I had agoraphobia | |
And if I had claustrophobia | |
Trapped inside my porch | |
Things would be bleak | |
Especially midweek | |
Your weird dreams | |
Don’t impress in any way | |
In dreams | |
Weird things are mundane and everyday | |
Strange to me would be | |
Buying a loaf | |
And coming straight home | |
Try and get your arse downtown next week | |
I’m going to prove once and for all | |
To the LTA hey-hey-hey | |
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys | |
They are in fact automatons | |
I’ve seen the chips and wires | |
And the circuit boards | |
“The reservoirs are colder | |
And deeper than you think” | |
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman | |
You don’t know what I think | |
Is your lake about | |
(hmm now let’s see) | |
A hundred miles deep | |
And ninety below? | |
And is it home to sharks? | |
It’s gonna end up | |
With the storming of a brothel in Palermo | |
Sniffer dogs in, fluorescent bibs | |
I’ve seen the chips and wires | |
I’ve seen the circuit boards | |
I’ve seen the chips and wires | |
I’ve seen the circuit boards | |
This is me pleading for some civic pride | |
Use it or lose it the park and ride | |
Twin town said we just weren’t cool | |
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole | |
I’ve seen the chips and wires | |
I’ve seen the circuit boards | |
I’ve seen the chips and wires | |
I’ve seen the circuit boards |
If I had agoraphobia | |
And if I had claustrophobia | |
Trapped inside my porch | |
Things would be bleak | |
Especially midweek | |
Your weird dreams | |
Don' t impress in any way | |
In dreams | |
Weird things are mundane and everyday | |
Strange to me would be | |
Buying a loaf | |
And coming straight home | |
Try and get your arse downtown next week | |
I' m going to prove once and for all | |
To the LTA heyheyhey | |
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys | |
They are in fact automatons | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
And the circuit boards | |
" The reservoirs are colder | |
And deeper than you think" | |
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman | |
You don' t know what I think | |
Is your lake about | |
hmm now let' s see | |
A hundred miles deep | |
And ninety below? | |
And is it home to sharks? | |
It' s gonna end up | |
With the storming of a brothel in Palermo | |
Sniffer dogs in, fluorescent bibs | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
This is me pleading for some civic pride | |
Use it or lose it the park and ride | |
Twin town said we just weren' t cool | |
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards |
If I had agoraphobia | |
And if I had claustrophobia | |
Trapped inside my porch | |
Things would be bleak | |
Especially midweek | |
Your weird dreams | |
Don' t impress in any way | |
In dreams | |
Weird things are mundane and everyday | |
Strange to me would be | |
Buying a loaf | |
And coming straight home | |
Try and get your arse downtown next week | |
I' m going to prove once and for all | |
To the LTA heyheyhey | |
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys | |
They are in fact automatons | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
And the circuit boards | |
" The reservoirs are colder | |
And deeper than you think" | |
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman | |
You don' t know what I think | |
Is your lake about | |
hmm now let' s see | |
A hundred miles deep | |
And ninety below? | |
And is it home to sharks? | |
It' s gonna end up | |
With the storming of a brothel in Palermo | |
Sniffer dogs in, fluorescent bibs | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
This is me pleading for some civic pride | |
Use it or lose it the park and ride | |
Twin town said we just weren' t cool | |
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards | |
I' ve seen the chips and wires | |
I' ve seen the circuit boards |