A Statistically Signifcant Love Song

A Statistically Signifcant Love Song Lyrics

Song A Statistically Signifcant Love Song
Artist Henrik Widegren
Artist Johanna Körner Berglund
Album Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs
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[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It's very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a t-test
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don't have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people's love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we're in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
[00:00.000] zuo ci : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] zuo qu : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It' s very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a ttest
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don' t have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my xaxis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people' s love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
[00:00.000] zuò cí : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It' s very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a ttest
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don' t have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my xaxis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people' s love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
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