Song | A Statistically Signifcant Love Song |
Artist | Henrik Widegren |
Artist | Johanna Körner Berglund |
Album | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It's very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a t-test |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don't have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my x-axis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people's love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we're in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It' s very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a ttest |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don' t have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my xaxis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people' s love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It' s very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a ttest |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don' t have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my xaxis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people' s love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |