[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352]Today I found my love today
[00:14.352]Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134]But I am not that way
[00:24.564]I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119]Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed
[00:35.331]In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535]The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259]It's very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783]I love you more than the median
[00:57.824]I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01.
[01:03.567]Our love is blessed by a t-test
[01:08.296]I can prove to you.
[01:10.897]I love you
[01:22.089]Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040]The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie
[01:31.830]You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574]And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310]Your curves don't have a normal distribution
[01:46.825]And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553]Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807]A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509]You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972]Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742]And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date
[02:16.976]You must agree.
[02:21.391]You love me
[02:25.348]I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802]And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033]And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283]And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
[02:47.381]I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851]Other people's love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611]They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850]We can shout loud that we're in love and proud
[03:15.641]We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633]I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you