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Have you heard a single word I've said? |
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Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed! |
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Do I want a life of leisure? |
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What the hell's become of me? |
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First a tremor,then a seizure, |
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middle aged lobotomy. |
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Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam, |
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layin waste to all the best laid plans. |
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I swear the gingko's working - in reverse! |
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C is for the casanova, |
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Us unglued and never over, |
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N is for the noose you knotted, |
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T is for the tears I blotted. |
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C is Carbon Tetrachloride, |
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U stands for: I'm standing upright, |
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N is not for non infectious, |
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Ts translating little lectures. |
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Erect the barricade - and call off your crusade! |
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Don't you point that thing on me! |
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Theres no such thing as gravity. |
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I gave you a mountain, you gave me pain, |
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but... why are the pretty ones always insane? |
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C is for contamination |
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Undergoing litigation, |
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N is never Neverland and |
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T is for the tramp I am. |
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Cs committing cunnilingus |
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U unless the odor lingers, |
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N is no assembly needed, |
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T is for the truth mistreated. |
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Look at all the ugly people, |
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diggin' holes to pass the time. |
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Semi spastic weak and feeble, |
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never ending pantomime. |
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You come equipped - and be prepared! |
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A roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine. |
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C is for the crumbs you throw me, |
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U is: You don't even know me, |
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N is: Not for understanding, |
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T is: Trust thats too demanding. |
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C is for the country teaser (look at all) |
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U is upright in your freezer (the ugly people,) |
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N is for the end of meaning (never told to) |
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T is in the tower leaning (pass the time,) |
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C is on the couch recliner (non-elastic) |
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U is under ursa minor (weak and feeble,) |
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N is for no way of no-wing (never ending) |
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T is for your trip is showing (pain of mind) |
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- judge me not least |
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ye be judged thyself |
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- judge me not least |
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ye be judged thyself |
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- judge me not least |
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ye be judged thyself |
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Look at all the ugly people |
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Filling holes to pass the time. |
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Non-elastic, weak and feeble, |
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never-ending pantomime. |
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Do I want a life of leisure? |
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What the hell is wrong with me? |
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First a tremor, then a seizure, |
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then deluxe lobotomy. |
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C is for contamination, |
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Undergoing litigation. |
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N is never Neverland |
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and T is for the tramp I am. |