Have you heard a single word I've said?
Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed!
Do I want a life of leisure?
What the hell's become of me?
First a tremor,then a seizure,
middle aged lobotomy.
Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam,
layin waste to all the best laid plans.
I swear the gingko's working - in reverse!
C is for the casanova,
Us unglued and never over,
N is for the noose you knotted,
T is for the tears I blotted.
C is Carbon Tetrachloride,
U stands for: I'm standing upright,
N is not for non infectious,
Ts translating little lectures.
Erect the barricade - and call off your crusade!
Don't you point that thing on me!
Theres no such thing as gravity.
I gave you a mountain, you gave me pain, 
but... why are the pretty ones always insane?
C is for contamination
Undergoing litigation,
N is never Neverland and
T is for the tramp I am.
Cs committing cunnilingus
U unless the odor lingers,
N is no assembly needed,
T is for the truth mistreated.
Look at all the ugly people,
diggin' holes to pass the time.
Semi spastic weak and feeble,
never ending pantomime.
You come equipped - and be prepared!
A roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine.
C is for the crumbs you throw me,
U is: You don't even know me,
N is: Not for understanding,
T is: Trust thats too demanding.
C is for the country teaser (look at all) 
U is upright in your freezer (the ugly people,)
N is for the end of meaning (never told to)
T is in the tower leaning (pass the time,)
C is on the couch recliner (non-elastic) 
U is under ursa minor (weak and feeble,)
N is for no way of no-wing (never ending) 
T is for your trip is showing (pain of mind)
- judge me not least
 ye be judged thyself
- judge me not least
 ye be judged thyself
- judge me not least
 ye be judged thyself
Look at all the ugly people
Filling holes to pass the time.
Non-elastic, weak and feeble,
never-ending pantomime.
Do I want a life of leisure?
What the hell is wrong with me?
First a tremor, then a seizure,
then deluxe lobotomy.
C is for contamination,
Undergoing litigation.
N is never Neverland
and T is for the tramp I am.