| Song | New Math |
| Artist | Drive Like Jehu |
| Album | Yank Crime |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Yeah I'd stoop to that | |
| Sure I would | |
| Yeah you been had | |
| That's how | |
| I got my job at the underwriter's lab | |
| You bet I sucked up | |
| Every chance | |
| I hadThat's how | |
| I fixed it | |
| That's what | |
| I didAnd now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed | |
| And I needn't spread them | |
| Cause I can afford | |
| Piety, chastity, charity, your company |