Yeah I'd stoop to that
Sure I would
Yeah you been had
That's how 
I got my job at the underwriter's lab
You bet I sucked up
Every chance 
I hadThat's how 
I fixed it
That's what 
I didAnd now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed
And I needn't spread them
Cause I can afford
Piety, chastity, charity, your company