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Every time |
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I hear that march from |
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LohengrinI am always on the outside lookin' in |
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Maybe, that is why |
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I see the funny side |
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When I see somebody's brother take a bride |
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Weddings make a lot of people sad |
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But if you're not the one, they're not so bad |
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Another bride, another |
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JuneAnother sunny honeymoon |
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Another season, another reason |
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For makin' whoopee |
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A lot of shoes, a lot of rice |
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The groom is nervous |
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Who can blame him? |
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He answers twice |
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It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee |
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Picture a little love nest, |
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I got youDown where the roses cling, it's very romantic |
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Picture that same sweet love nest |
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Think, what a year can bring, |
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I'm with you |
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He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should |
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He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe |
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But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks |
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For makin' whoopee |
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Another year, what, or maybe less |
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What's this |
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I hear, can't you guess? |
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NoShe feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right |
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Of makin' whoopee |
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She sits alone 'most every night |
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He doesn't phone nor even write, |
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I forgot the number |
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He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he? |
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He's makin' whoopee |
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He doesn't make much money |
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Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that? |
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Some judge who thinks he's funny |
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Says, you pay six to her |
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He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?" |
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Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" |
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WhoopsYou better keep her, |
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I think it's cheaper |
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Than makin' whoopee |
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Yeah, don't forget, folks |
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That's what you get, folks |
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For makin' whoopee |