Joseph Smith American Moses Lyrics
| Song | Joseph Smith American Moses |
| Artist | Rema Webb |
| Artist | Darlesia Cearcy |
| Artist | Michael Potts |
| Artist | John Eric Parker |
| Artist | Maia Nkenge Wilson |
| Artist | Ta'Rea Campbell |
| Artist | Tommar Wilson |
| Artist | Nikki M. James |
| Artist | Tyson Jennette |
| Artist | Lawrence Stallings |
| Artist | Brian Tyree Henry |
| Artist | Michael James Scott |
| Album | The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
| [00:00.420] | And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses! |
| [00:09.288] | Well, this is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.430] | Mor-mon! |
| [00:17.376] | I'm going to take you back in time! (Mormon) |
| [00:20.523] | To the United States, 1823. (Mormon) |
| [00:23.948] | A small and odd village called oopstate New York. (Oopstate) |
| [00:27.453] | There was disease, and famine (So sick) |
| [00:30.820] | But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything |
| [00:35.884] | His name was Joseph Smith |
| [00:40.759] | Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya |
| [00:44.568] | Joseph Smith, American Moses! |
| [00:48.252] | Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man. |
| [00:51.508] | AY! My name is Joseph Smith, and I'm going to f*ck this baby! |
| [00:56.017] | (MISSION PRESIDENT: What?!) |
| [00:57.640] | No no Joseph! Don't f*ck the baby! |
| [01:01.345] | Joseph Smith, don't f*ck the baby. |
| [01:04.685] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.662] | And Joseph Smith was visited by GOD! |
| [01:10.756] | Joseph Smith, do not f*ck a baby. |
| [01:14.190] | I'll get rid of your AIDS if you f*ck this frog. |
| [01:18.318] | Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya |
| [01:23.144] | Joseph Smith f*cked the frog god gave him, |
| [01:26.175] | And his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.333] | Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the starship enterprise |
| [01:33.257] | Joseph Smith! Your village is sh*t! |
| [01:37.351] | You should lead the villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.408] | Take these f*cking golden plates (awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay) |
| [01:44.365] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land. |
| [01:48.396] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti (Sal Tlay Ka Siti) |
| [01:54.970] | Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates. |
| [02:00.143] | Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.608] | I got de golden plates! (Gold plates!) |
| [02:08.912] | I gunna lead the people! (We head west!) |
| [02:11.427] | We gotta stick together! (Mormons!) |
| [02:14.033] | We gotta help each other! (We're Mormons!) |
| [02:16.273] | And so we climb the mountain! (We head west!) |
| [02:18.757] | And we cross the river (We head west!) |
| [02:21.243] | And we fight the oppression! (Mormons!) |
| [02:23.722] | By being nice to everyone (We're Mormons!) |
| [02:26.684] | Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! |
| [02:30.626] | Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.165] | YEEEEEEEES! I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.625] | I cut off my daughter's cl*toris. |
| [02:39.780] | That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.371] | (Brigham Young, his nose was a cl*toris) |
| [02:48.704] | What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the cl*toris man? |
| [02:52.482] | Not fight him, help him! (Oooohhhhhhhh) |
| [02:56.545] | Joseph Smith took his magical f*ck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young's clit-face, |
| [03:02.403] | And behold, Rigam was cured! |
| [03:07.328] | Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! |
| [03:10.486] | Brigham Young! Frog on his clit-face! |
| [03:15.094] | Brigham Young was so greatful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey. |
| [03:21.561] | Compassion! Courtesy! |
| [03:23.609] | Let's be really f*cking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.779] | I got de golden plates! (Gold plates) |
| [03:30.059] | I gunna lead the people! (We head west) |
| [03:32.533] | We gotta stick together!(Mormons!) |
| [03:36.044] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. (Ohhhhhhh) |
| [03:42.360] | After travelling for so long, |
| [03:44.844] | The Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.381] | And became sick- with dysentery! |
| [03:52.019] | Mormon go to de watah, watah go to de cup |
| [03:55.512] | Cup go to de stomach, sh*t come out de butt |
| [03:58.970] | Sh*t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:01.555] | Sh*t go down de stomach, sh*t come out de butt |
| [04:04.433] | Oh f*ck! |
| [04:06.558] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.719] | Sh*t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:14.281] | Cup go to de thirsty, sh*t do to de stomach |
| [04:17.183] | Blood come out de butt, blood go in de watah |
| [04:19.841] | Watah go in de cup, cup go to de throat |
| [04:22.466] | Sh*t blood in de stomach, sh*t blood in de mouth |
| [04:24.998] | Sh*t blood on de insides, watah come out de butt |
| [04:28.215] | Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land! |
| [04:38.329] | Despiration! Mortality! Loss of faith! |
| [04:42.217] | Ahhhh...I got the golden plates (Gold plates) |
| [04:47.701] | I gunna lead the people (We head west) |
| [04:50.087] | Even though their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.262] | The Mormons stuck together, |
| [04:54.189] | And helped each other, |
| [04:55.729] | And were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.825] | And then one day, the Mormons finally found, |
| [05:02.818] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! (Sal Tlay Ka Siti) |
| [05:09.606] | And there, the Mormons danced with ewoks, |
| [05:12.750] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.682] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.294] | Now, let's all have as many babies as we can, |
| [05:21.153] | And make big Mormon families! |
| [05:24.385] | Woohoo! |
| [05:29.001] | F*ck your woman, f*ck your man, |
| [05:31.153] | It is all part of god's plan |
| [05:33.387] | Mormons f*ck all that they can, |
| [05:35.688] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.202] | Thank you! Thank you, God! (Now we are f*cking) |
| [05:42.581] | Thank you! Thank you, God! (God wants us f*cking) |
| [05:47.187] | Thank you! Thank you, God! (Get back to f*cking) |
| [05:51.797] | Thank you! Thank you, God! |
| [05:56.532] | Joseph Smith, f*ck frog- |
| [05:58.078] | Brigham Young, clit face- |
| [05:59.372] | Sh*t come out da butt |
| [06:00.746] | Jesus says f*ck, f*ck, Mormons! |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.420] | And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses! |
| [00:09.288] | Well, this is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.430] | Mormon! |
| [00:17.376] | I' m going to take you back in time! Mormon |
| [00:20.523] | To the United States, 1823. Mormon |
| [00:23.948] | A small and odd village called oopstate New York. Oopstate |
| [00:27.453] | There was disease, and famine So sick |
| [00:30.820] | But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything |
| [00:35.884] | His name was Joseph Smith |
| [00:40.759] | Hayayayayayayayayaya |
| [00:44.568] | Joseph Smith, American Moses! |
| [00:48.252] | Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man. |
| [00:51.508] | AY! My name is Joseph Smith, and I' m going to f ck this baby! |
| [00:56.017] | MISSION PRESIDENT: What?! |
| [00:57.640] | No no Joseph! Don' t f ck the baby! |
| [01:01.345] | Joseph Smith, don' t f ck the baby. |
| [01:04.685] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.662] | And Joseph Smith was visited by GOD! |
| [01:10.756] | Joseph Smith, do not f ck a baby. |
| [01:14.190] | I' ll get rid of your AIDS if you f ck this frog. |
| [01:18.318] | Hayayayayayayayayaya |
| [01:23.144] | Joseph Smith f cked the frog god gave him, |
| [01:26.175] | And his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.333] | Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the starship enterprise |
| [01:33.257] | Joseph Smith! Your village is sh t! |
| [01:37.351] | You should lead the villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.408] | Take these f cking golden plates awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay |
| [01:44.365] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land. |
| [01:48.396] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
| [01:54.970] | Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates. |
| [02:00.143] | Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.608] | I got de golden plates! Gold plates! |
| [02:08.912] | I gunna lead the people! We head west! |
| [02:11.427] | We gotta stick together! Mormons! |
| [02:14.033] | We gotta help each other! We' re Mormons! |
| [02:16.273] | And so we climb the mountain! We head west! |
| [02:18.757] | And we cross the river We head west! |
| [02:21.243] | And we fight the oppression! Mormons! |
| [02:23.722] | By being nice to everyone We' re Mormons! |
| [02:26.684] | Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! |
| [02:30.626] | Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.165] | YEEEEEEEES! I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.625] | I cut off my daughter' s cl toris. |
| [02:39.780] | That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.371] | Brigham Young, his nose was a cl toris |
| [02:48.704] | What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the cl toris man? |
| [02:52.482] | Not fight him, help him! Oooohhhhhhhh |
| [02:56.545] | Joseph Smith took his magical f ck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young' s clitface, |
| [03:02.403] | And behold, Rigam was cured! |
| [03:07.328] | Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! |
| [03:10.486] | Brigham Young! Frog on his clitface! |
| [03:15.094] | Brigham Young was so greatful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey. |
| [03:21.561] | Compassion! Courtesy! |
| [03:23.609] | Let' s be really f cking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.779] | I got de golden plates! Gold plates |
| [03:30.059] | I gunna lead the people! We head west |
| [03:32.533] | We gotta stick together! Mormons! |
| [03:36.044] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. Ohhhhhhh |
| [03:42.360] | After travelling for so long, |
| [03:44.844] | The Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.381] | And became sick with dysentery! |
| [03:52.019] | Mormon go to de watah, watah go to de cup |
| [03:55.512] | Cup go to de stomach, sh t come out de butt |
| [03:58.970] | Sh t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:01.555] | Sh t go down de stomach, sh t come out de butt |
| [04:04.433] | Oh f ck! |
| [04:06.558] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.719] | Sh t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:14.281] | Cup go to de thirsty, sh t do to de stomach |
| [04:17.183] | Blood come out de butt, blood go in de watah |
| [04:19.841] | Watah go in de cup, cup go to de throat |
| [04:22.466] | Sh t blood in de stomach, sh t blood in de mouth |
| [04:24.998] | Sh t blood on de insides, watah come out de butt |
| [04:28.215] | Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land! |
| [04:38.329] | Despiration! Mortality! Loss of faith! |
| [04:42.217] | Ahhhh... I got the golden plates Gold plates |
| [04:47.701] | I gunna lead the people We head west |
| [04:50.087] | Even though their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.262] | The Mormons stuck together, |
| [04:54.189] | And helped each other, |
| [04:55.729] | And were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.825] | And then one day, the Mormons finally found, |
| [05:02.818] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
| [05:09.606] | And there, the Mormons danced with ewoks, |
| [05:12.750] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.682] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.294] | Now, let' s all have as many babies as we can, |
| [05:21.153] | And make big Mormon families! |
| [05:24.385] | Woohoo! |
| [05:29.001] | F ck your woman, f ck your man, |
| [05:31.153] | It is all part of god' s plan |
| [05:33.387] | Mormons f ck all that they can, |
| [05:35.688] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.202] | Thank you! Thank you, God! Now we are f cking |
| [05:42.581] | Thank you! Thank you, God! God wants us f cking |
| [05:47.187] | Thank you! Thank you, God! Get back to f cking |
| [05:51.797] | Thank you! Thank you, God! |
| [05:56.532] | Joseph Smith, f ck frog |
| [05:58.078] | Brigham Young, clit face |
| [05:59.372] | Sh t come out da butt |
| [06:00.746] | Jesus says f ck, f ck, Mormons! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.420] | And now we wish to honour you with the story of Joseph Smith, the American Moses! |
| [00:09.288] | Well, this is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.430] | Mormon! |
| [00:17.376] | I' m going to take you back in time! Mormon |
| [00:20.523] | To the United States, 1823. Mormon |
| [00:23.948] | A small and odd village called oopstate New York. Oopstate |
| [00:27.453] | There was disease, and famine So sick |
| [00:30.820] | But also in the village lived a simple farmer who would change everything |
| [00:35.884] | His name was Joseph Smith |
| [00:40.759] | Hayayayayayayayayaya |
| [00:44.568] | Joseph Smith, American Moses! |
| [00:48.252] | Praise be to Joseph! American prophet man. |
| [00:51.508] | AY! My name is Joseph Smith, and I' m going to f ck this baby! |
| [00:56.017] | MISSION PRESIDENT: What?! |
| [00:57.640] | No no Joseph! Don' t f ck the baby! |
| [01:01.345] | Joseph Smith, don' t f ck the baby. |
| [01:04.685] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.662] | And Joseph Smith was visited by GOD! |
| [01:10.756] | Joseph Smith, do not f ck a baby. |
| [01:14.190] | I' ll get rid of your AIDS if you f ck this frog. |
| [01:18.318] | Hayayayayayayayayaya |
| [01:23.144] | Joseph Smith f cked the frog god gave him, |
| [01:26.175] | And his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.333] | Then a great wizard named Moroni came down from the starship enterprise |
| [01:33.257] | Joseph Smith! Your village is sh t! |
| [01:37.351] | You should lead the villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.408] | Take these f cking golden plates awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay |
| [01:44.365] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land. |
| [01:48.396] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
| [01:54.970] | Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates. |
| [02:00.143] | Liberation! Equality! No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.608] | I got de golden plates! Gold plates! |
| [02:08.912] | I gunna lead the people! We head west! |
| [02:11.427] | We gotta stick together! Mormons! |
| [02:14.033] | We gotta help each other! We' re Mormons! |
| [02:16.273] | And so we climb the mountain! We head west! |
| [02:18.757] | And we cross the river We head west! |
| [02:21.243] | And we fight the oppression! Mormons! |
| [02:23.722] | By being nice to everyone We' re Mormons! |
| [02:26.684] | Not so fast Mormons! You shall not pass my mountain! |
| [02:30.626] | Down from the mountain look who comes! The American warman, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.165] | YEEEEEEEES! I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.625] | I cut off my daughter' s cl toris. |
| [02:39.780] | That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.371] | Brigham Young, his nose was a cl toris |
| [02:48.704] | What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the cl toris man? |
| [02:52.482] | Not fight him, help him! Oooohhhhhhhh |
| [02:56.545] | Joseph Smith took his magical f ck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young' s clitface, |
| [03:02.403] | And behold, Rigam was cured! |
| [03:07.328] | Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! |
| [03:10.486] | Brigham Young! Frog on his clitface! |
| [03:15.094] | Brigham Young was so greatful, he decided to join the Mormons and their journey. |
| [03:21.561] | Compassion! Courtesy! |
| [03:23.609] | Let' s be really f cking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.779] | I got de golden plates! Gold plates |
| [03:30.059] | I gunna lead the people! We head west |
| [03:32.533] | We gotta stick together! Mormons! |
| [03:36.044] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. Ohhhhhhh |
| [03:42.360] | After travelling for so long, |
| [03:44.844] | The Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.381] | And became sick with dysentery! |
| [03:52.019] | Mormon go to de watah, watah go to de cup |
| [03:55.512] | Cup go to de stomach, sh t come out de butt |
| [03:58.970] | Sh t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:01.555] | Sh t go down de stomach, sh t come out de butt |
| [04:04.433] | Oh f ck! |
| [04:06.558] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.719] | Sh t go in de watah, watah go in de cup |
| [04:14.281] | Cup go to de thirsty, sh t do to de stomach |
| [04:17.183] | Blood come out de butt, blood go in de watah |
| [04:19.841] | Watah go in de cup, cup go to de throat |
| [04:22.466] | Sh t blood in de stomach, sh t blood in de mouth |
| [04:24.998] | Sh t blood on de insides, watah come out de butt |
| [04:28.215] | Brigham Young, you must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the promise land! |
| [04:38.329] | Despiration! Mortality! Loss of faith! |
| [04:42.217] | Ahhhh... I got the golden plates Gold plates |
| [04:47.701] | I gunna lead the people We head west |
| [04:50.087] | Even though their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.262] | The Mormons stuck together, |
| [04:54.189] | And helped each other, |
| [04:55.729] | And were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.825] | And then one day, the Mormons finally found, |
| [05:02.818] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
| [05:09.606] | And there, the Mormons danced with ewoks, |
| [05:12.750] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.682] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.294] | Now, let' s all have as many babies as we can, |
| [05:21.153] | And make big Mormon families! |
| [05:24.385] | Woohoo! |
| [05:29.001] | F ck your woman, f ck your man, |
| [05:31.153] | It is all part of god' s plan |
| [05:33.387] | Mormons f ck all that they can, |
| [05:35.688] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.202] | Thank you! Thank you, God! Now we are f cking |
| [05:42.581] | Thank you! Thank you, God! God wants us f cking |
| [05:47.187] | Thank you! Thank you, God! Get back to f cking |
| [05:51.797] | Thank you! Thank you, God! |
| [05:56.532] | Joseph Smith, f ck frog |
| [05:58.078] | Brigham Young, clit face |
| [05:59.372] | Sh t come out da butt |
| [06:00.746] | Jesus says f ck, f ck, Mormons! |
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