| Song | I've Got Two Legs (Monty Python Sings) |
| Artist | Monty Python |
| Album | Monty Python Sings |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.42] | I've Got Two Legs - Monty Python |
| [00:04.18] | I've got two legs |
| [00:11.51] | I've got two legs from my hips |
| [00:15.25] | To the ground and |
| [00:17.45] | When I move them they walk around |
| [00:20.78] | And when I lift them they climb the stairs |
| [00:24.55] | And when I shave them |
| [00:26.88] | They ain't got hairs |
| [00:28.85] | I've got two |
| [00:33.03] | Thank you |