[00:00.42]I've Got Two Legs - Monty Python [00:04.18]I've got two legs [00:11.51]I've got two legs from my hips [00:15.25]To the ground and [00:17.45]When I move them they walk around [00:20.78]And when I lift them they climb the stairs [00:24.55]And when I shave them [00:26.88]They ain't got hairs [00:28.85]I've got two [00:33.03]Thank you