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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable |
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Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table |
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David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel |
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And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel |
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There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'bout the raising of the wrist |
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Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed |
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John Stuart Mill, of his own free will on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill |
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Plato, they say, could stick it away half a crate of whiskey every day |
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle |
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Hobbes was fond of his dram |
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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart |
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"I drink, therefore I am." |
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Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed |
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A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed |
