How Do You Milk A Cow Lyrics
| Song | How Do You Milk A Cow |
| Artist | Cledus T. Judd |
| Album | Just Another Day In Parodies |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Clark, Judd | |
| Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by | |
| Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) | |
| Tokeco Tunes/ | |
| Wacissa River | |
| Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd/Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems (SESAC)/ | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. (SESAC) | |
| Yeah I was always the lazy one, | |
| A Southern | |
| Californian, | |
| But I've got some kinfolk on the | |
| Mason-Dixon line. | |
| So this summer just for fun | |
| Hopped in my | |
| DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time. | |
| I thought that | |
| I would be huntin' and fishin'. | |
| I misunderstood him somehow. | |
| So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention. | |
| I didn't mind feedin the sows. | |
| But HOW DO | |
| YOU MILK A | |
| COW? How do you milk a cow? | |
| I wasn't in | |
| FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy | |
| Up under it this way. | |
| I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O… How do you milk a cow? | |
| Yeah I love it here in | |
| Tennesse, | |
| But these farmers all make fun of me. | |
| Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car. | |
| So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, | |
| Learned to spotlight deer at night, | |
| And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art. | |
| One thing's for sure, | |
| I hate shovelin' manure, | |
| It gets all over my overalls. | |
| Them horses need shoein' | |
| I hear Bessie mooin'. | |
| So I thought maybe | |
| I'd ask you all. | |
| HOW DO YOU | |
| MILK A COW? | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I think it's safe to say | |
| A man could get arrested for this in | |
| LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken) | |
| This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. | |
| I hope I don't get mad cow diease. | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I no longer care. | |
| I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. | |
| I'm headin' back to | |
| Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O. How do you milk a cow? |
| zuo ci : Clark, Judd | |
| Parody of " How Do You Like Me Now" by | |
| Toby Keith Toby Keith Chuck Cannon | |
| Tokeco Tunes | |
| Wacissa River | |
| Music admin. by MRBI BMI | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. SESAC | |
| Yeah I was always the lazy one, | |
| A Southern | |
| Californian, | |
| But I' ve got some kinfolk on the | |
| MasonDixon line. | |
| So this summer just for fun | |
| Hopped in my | |
| DeLorean And headed for my uncle' s farm for a short time. | |
| I thought that | |
| I would be huntin' and fishin'. | |
| I misunderstood him somehow. | |
| So far there' s nothin' but chores here to mention. | |
| I didn' t mind feedin the sows. | |
| But HOW DO | |
| YOU MILK A | |
| COW? How do you milk a cow? | |
| I wasn' t in | |
| FFA. This cow must think i' m crazy | |
| Up under it this way. | |
| I' m sittin' here a pullin', but there ain' t nothin' comin' out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O How do you milk a cow? | |
| Yeah I love it here in | |
| Tennesse, | |
| But these farmers all make fun of me. | |
| Can' t haul much hay in a tiny sports car. | |
| So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, | |
| Learned to spotlight deer at night, | |
| And I' ve got shearin' sheep right down to an art. | |
| One thing' s for sure, | |
| I hate shovelin' manure, | |
| It gets all over my overalls. | |
| Them horses need shoein' | |
| I hear Bessie mooin'. | |
| So I thought maybe | |
| I' d ask you all. | |
| HOW DO YOU | |
| MILK A COW? | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I think it' s safe to say | |
| A man could get arrested for this in | |
| LA This heifer must be empty ' cause she ain' t puttin out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. Spoken | |
| This song is absolutely an " udder" disaster. | |
| I hope I don' t get mad cow diease. | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I no longer care. | |
| I' m gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. | |
| I' m headin' back to | |
| Cali And I' m turnin' in my plow. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O. How do you milk a cow? |
| zuò cí : Clark, Judd | |
| Parody of " How Do You Like Me Now" by | |
| Toby Keith Toby Keith Chuck Cannon | |
| Tokeco Tunes | |
| Wacissa River | |
| Music admin. by MRBI BMI | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. SESAC | |
| Yeah I was always the lazy one, | |
| A Southern | |
| Californian, | |
| But I' ve got some kinfolk on the | |
| MasonDixon line. | |
| So this summer just for fun | |
| Hopped in my | |
| DeLorean And headed for my uncle' s farm for a short time. | |
| I thought that | |
| I would be huntin' and fishin'. | |
| I misunderstood him somehow. | |
| So far there' s nothin' but chores here to mention. | |
| I didn' t mind feedin the sows. | |
| But HOW DO | |
| YOU MILK A | |
| COW? How do you milk a cow? | |
| I wasn' t in | |
| FFA. This cow must think i' m crazy | |
| Up under it this way. | |
| I' m sittin' here a pullin', but there ain' t nothin' comin' out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O How do you milk a cow? | |
| Yeah I love it here in | |
| Tennesse, | |
| But these farmers all make fun of me. | |
| Can' t haul much hay in a tiny sports car. | |
| So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, | |
| Learned to spotlight deer at night, | |
| And I' ve got shearin' sheep right down to an art. | |
| One thing' s for sure, | |
| I hate shovelin' manure, | |
| It gets all over my overalls. | |
| Them horses need shoein' | |
| I hear Bessie mooin'. | |
| So I thought maybe | |
| I' d ask you all. | |
| HOW DO YOU | |
| MILK A COW? | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I think it' s safe to say | |
| A man could get arrested for this in | |
| LA This heifer must be empty ' cause she ain' t puttin out. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. Spoken | |
| This song is absolutely an " udder" disaster. | |
| I hope I don' t get mad cow diease. | |
| How do you milk a cow? | |
| I no longer care. | |
| I' m gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. | |
| I' m headin' back to | |
| Cali And I' m turnin' in my plow. | |
| Oh E I E I | |
| O. How do you milk a cow? |
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