How Do You Milk A Cow Lyrics

Song	How Do You Milk A Cow
Artist	Cledus T. Judd
Album	Just Another Day In Parodies
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	作词 : Clark, Judd
	Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by
	Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
	Tokeco Tunes/
	Wacissa River
	Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
	Cledus T.
	Judd/Chris
	Clark, Cledus
	Crap Anthems (SESAC)/
	Of Music,
	Inc. (SESAC)
	Yeah I was always the lazy one,
	A Southern
	Californian,
	But I've got some kinfolk on the
	Mason-Dixon line.
	So this summer just for fun
	Hopped in my
	DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
	I thought that
	I would be huntin' and fishin'.
	I misunderstood him somehow.
	So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
	I didn't mind feedin the sows.
	But HOW DO
	YOU MILK A
	COW? How do you milk a cow?
	I wasn't in
	FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy
	Up under it this way.
	I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
	Oh E I E I
	O… How do you milk a cow?
	Yeah I love it here in
	Tennesse,
	But these farmers all make fun of me.
	Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
	So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
	Learned to spotlight deer at night,
	And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
	One thing's for sure,
	I hate shovelin' manure,
	It gets all over my overalls.
	Them horses need shoein'
	I hear Bessie mooin'.
	So I thought maybe
	I'd ask you all.
	HOW DO YOU
	MILK A COW?
	How do you milk a cow?
	I think it's safe to say
	A man could get arrested for this in
	LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
	Oh E I E I
	O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)
	This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
	I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
	How do you milk a cow?
	I no longer care.
	I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
	I'm headin' back to
	Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow.
	Oh E I E I
	O. How do you milk a cow?

	zuo ci : Clark, Judd
	Parody of " How Do You Like Me Now" by
	Toby Keith Toby Keith Chuck Cannon
	Tokeco Tunes
	Wacissa River
	Music admin. by MRBI BMI
	Cledus T.
	Judd Chris
	Clark, Cledus
	Crap Anthems SESAC
	Of Music,
	Inc. SESAC
	Yeah I was always the lazy one,
	A Southern
	Californian,
	But I' ve got some kinfolk on the
	MasonDixon line.
	So this summer just for fun
	Hopped in my
	DeLorean And headed for my uncle' s farm for a short time.
	I thought that
	I would be huntin' and fishin'.
	I misunderstood him somehow.
	So far there' s nothin' but chores here to mention.
	I didn' t mind feedin the sows.
	But HOW DO
	YOU MILK A
	COW? How do you milk a cow?
	I wasn' t in
	FFA. This cow must think i' m crazy
	Up under it this way.
	I' m sittin' here a pullin', but there ain' t nothin' comin' out.
	Oh E I E I
	O How do you milk a cow?
	Yeah I love it here in
	Tennesse,
	But these farmers all make fun of me.
	Can' t haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
	So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
	Learned to spotlight deer at night,
	And I' ve got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
	One thing' s for sure,
	I hate shovelin' manure,
	It gets all over my overalls.
	Them horses need shoein'
	I hear Bessie mooin'.
	So I thought maybe
	I' d ask you all.
	HOW DO YOU
	MILK A COW?
	How do you milk a cow?
	I think it' s safe to say
	A man could get arrested for this in
	LA This heifer must be empty ' cause she ain' t puttin out.
	Oh E I E I
	O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. Spoken
	This song is absolutely an " udder" disaster.
	I hope I don' t get mad cow diease.
	How do you milk a cow?
	I no longer care.
	I' m gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
	I' m headin' back to
	Cali And I' m turnin' in my plow.
	Oh E I E I
	O. How do you milk a cow?

	zuò cí : Clark, Judd
	Parody of " How Do You Like Me Now" by
	Toby Keith Toby Keith Chuck Cannon
	Tokeco Tunes
	Wacissa River
	Music admin. by MRBI BMI
	Cledus T.
	Judd Chris
	Clark, Cledus
	Crap Anthems SESAC
	Of Music,
	Inc. SESAC
	Yeah I was always the lazy one,
	A Southern
	Californian,
	But I' ve got some kinfolk on the
	MasonDixon line.
	So this summer just for fun
	Hopped in my
	DeLorean And headed for my uncle' s farm for a short time.
	I thought that
	I would be huntin' and fishin'.
	I misunderstood him somehow.
	So far there' s nothin' but chores here to mention.
	I didn' t mind feedin the sows.
	But HOW DO
	YOU MILK A
	COW? How do you milk a cow?
	I wasn' t in
	FFA. This cow must think i' m crazy
	Up under it this way.
	I' m sittin' here a pullin', but there ain' t nothin' comin' out.
	Oh E I E I
	O How do you milk a cow?
	Yeah I love it here in
	Tennesse,
	But these farmers all make fun of me.
	Can' t haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
	So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
	Learned to spotlight deer at night,
	And I' ve got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
	One thing' s for sure,
	I hate shovelin' manure,
	It gets all over my overalls.
	Them horses need shoein'
	I hear Bessie mooin'.
	So I thought maybe
	I' d ask you all.
	HOW DO YOU
	MILK A COW?
	How do you milk a cow?
	I think it' s safe to say
	A man could get arrested for this in
	LA This heifer must be empty ' cause she ain' t puttin out.
	Oh E I E I
	O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. Spoken
	This song is absolutely an " udder" disaster.
	I hope I don' t get mad cow diease.
	How do you milk a cow?
	I no longer care.
	I' m gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
	I' m headin' back to
	Cali And I' m turnin' in my plow.
	Oh E I E I
	O. How do you milk a cow?

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