Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily Lyrics
| Song | Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily |
| Artist | Cledus T. Judd |
| Album | Just Another Day In Parodies |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Clark, Judd | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd/Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems (SESAC)/ | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. (SESAC) | |
| Twas the fight before | |
| Christmas | |
| When all through the house | |
| No furniture left standing, no | |
| TV or couch | |
| Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my | |
| Chia Pet Me | |
| Maw was flung 'cross the room by her hair | |
| By her sister | |
| Ethel who never fought fair | |
| LET'S GET | |
| READY TO T | |
| UMBLE!!!!!!! | |
| The children all wrestled and jumped off the beds | |
| Dropping elbows and knees on each other's heads | |
| And MaMaw wth her frying pan and | |
| Pa with his bat | |
| Cleared half the room in ten seconds flat | |
| The whole brawl began from an innocent matter | |
| When Aunt | |
| Flo thought | |
| Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter" | |
| She knocked him through the window he fell with a crash | |
| Tore down the gutters and busted his | |
| LEG REALLY | |
| BAD You ought to have saw it | |
| It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck | |
| No Kiddin | |
| Yeah awful | |
| I couldn't turn to look at it | |
| You see both sides of our family have never gotten along | |
| And every holiday something always go wrong | |
| You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this season | |
| But when they get the nog they just look for a reason | |
| In no time at all everybody joined in | |
| And right there we squared off with our closest of kin | |
| It's a time for givin said | |
| Uncle Bill | |
| As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law | |
| Phil I heard somebody say "It's the thought that counts And right now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out" | |
| Presents and fists flew all over the room | |
| And NaNa had some fancy moves with the broom | |
| She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree | |
| And I ducked just in time she swung out at me | |
| It's my favorite time of year | |
| Dad always has too much beer | |
| Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Tie the antlers on the dog | |
| Save some shine for | |
| Santa Claus | |
| From all the in-laws and outlaws | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| I crawled to the phone | |
| Lord it seemed like a mile | |
| And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dial | |
| In a matter of minutes out the window appeared | |
| Flashing blue lights and the | |
| Sherrif John | |
| Deere Just then six men burst through the door | |
| Some yelling "HANDS UP!" | |
| Some "GET ON THE FLOOR" | |
| A stray punch from | |
| Grandpa found the sherrif's chin | |
| And just for good measure he clocked him again | |
| It took all 6 cops to get | |
| Grandpa in cuffs | |
| You know he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff | |
| We all stopped our fighting and cheered | |
| Grandpa on | |
| Heck I thought he could take them | |
| I guess I was wrong | |
| As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED" | |
| He was kicking and screaming and calling them names "You (bleep) You (bleep) Let me go you (bleep) You donut eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)" | |
| We stood on the porch as did all our neighbras | |
| Who always took interest in our family's behavior "Mind your own business" we heard | |
| Grandma shout | |
| And "We'll take back the presents dad and then come bail you out" | |
| By now we'd forgotten what we were fighting for | |
| We were battered and bruised but united once more | |
| Then we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night" | |
| Violent Night | |
| And we heard | |
| Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight: "Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!" | |
| Deck your neighbor deck the halls | |
| Tis the season for a brawl | |
| From all of us to all of y'all | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily |
| zuo ci : Clark, Judd | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. SESAC | |
| Twas the fight before | |
| Christmas | |
| When all through the house | |
| No furniture left standing, no | |
| TV or couch | |
| Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my | |
| Chia Pet Me | |
| Maw was flung ' cross the room by her hair | |
| By her sister | |
| Ethel who never fought fair | |
| LET' S GET | |
| READY TO T | |
| UMBLE!!!!!!! | |
| The children all wrestled and jumped off the beds | |
| Dropping elbows and knees on each other' s heads | |
| And MaMaw wth her frying pan and | |
| Pa with his bat | |
| Cleared half the room in ten seconds flat | |
| The whole brawl began from an innocent matter | |
| When Aunt | |
| Flo thought | |
| Eugene said " She looks a whole lot fatter" | |
| She knocked him through the window he fell with a crash | |
| Tore down the gutters and busted his | |
| LEG REALLY | |
| BAD You ought to have saw it | |
| It looked like he' d been in a motorcycle wreck | |
| No Kiddin | |
| Yeah awful | |
| I couldn' t turn to look at it | |
| You see both sides of our family have never gotten along | |
| And every holiday something always go wrong | |
| You ain' t supposed to fight but spread joy in this season | |
| But when they get the nog they just look for a reason | |
| In no time at all everybody joined in | |
| And right there we squared off with our closest of kin | |
| It' s a time for givin said | |
| Uncle Bill | |
| As he gave a black eye to his brotherinlaw | |
| Phil I heard somebody say " It' s the thought that counts And right now I' m thinking about knocking your butt out" | |
| Presents and fists flew all over the room | |
| And NaNa had some fancy moves with the broom | |
| She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree | |
| And I ducked just in time she swung out at me | |
| It' s my favorite time of year | |
| Dad always has too much beer | |
| Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Tie the antlers on the dog | |
| Save some shine for | |
| Santa Claus | |
| From all the inlaws and outlaws | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| I crawled to the phone | |
| Lord it seemed like a mile | |
| And called 911 which we keep on speed dial | |
| In a matter of minutes out the window appeared | |
| Flashing blue lights and the | |
| Sherrif John | |
| Deere Just then six men burst through the door | |
| Some yelling " HANDS UP!" | |
| Some " GET ON THE FLOOR" | |
| A stray punch from | |
| Grandpa found the sherrif' s chin | |
| And just for good measure he clocked him again | |
| It took all 6 cops to get | |
| Grandpa in cuffs | |
| You know he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff | |
| We all stopped our fighting and cheered | |
| Grandpa on | |
| Heck I thought he could take them | |
| I guess I was wrong | |
| As they dragged him outside he yelled " I' VE BEEN FRAMED" | |
| He was kicking and screaming and calling them names " You bleep You bleep Let me go you bleep You donut eatin stupid bleep son of a bleep" | |
| We stood on the porch as did all our neighbras | |
| Who always took interest in our family' s behavior " Mind your own business" we heard | |
| Grandma shout | |
| And " We' ll take back the presents dad and then come bail you out" | |
| By now we' d forgotten what we were fighting for | |
| We were battered and bruised but united once more | |
| Then we all joined hands and sang " Violent Night" | |
| Violent Night | |
| And we heard | |
| Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight: " Merry Christmas to all... MAN that was a good fight!!!!" | |
| Deck your neighbor deck the halls | |
| Tis the season for a brawl | |
| From all of us to all of y' all | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily |
| zuò cí : Clark, Judd | |
| Cledus T. | |
| Judd Chris | |
| Clark, Cledus | |
| Crap Anthems SESAC | |
| Of Music, | |
| Inc. SESAC | |
| Twas the fight before | |
| Christmas | |
| When all through the house | |
| No furniture left standing, no | |
| TV or couch | |
| Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my | |
| Chia Pet Me | |
| Maw was flung ' cross the room by her hair | |
| By her sister | |
| Ethel who never fought fair | |
| LET' S GET | |
| READY TO T | |
| UMBLE!!!!!!! | |
| The children all wrestled and jumped off the beds | |
| Dropping elbows and knees on each other' s heads | |
| And MaMaw wth her frying pan and | |
| Pa with his bat | |
| Cleared half the room in ten seconds flat | |
| The whole brawl began from an innocent matter | |
| When Aunt | |
| Flo thought | |
| Eugene said " She looks a whole lot fatter" | |
| She knocked him through the window he fell with a crash | |
| Tore down the gutters and busted his | |
| LEG REALLY | |
| BAD You ought to have saw it | |
| It looked like he' d been in a motorcycle wreck | |
| No Kiddin | |
| Yeah awful | |
| I couldn' t turn to look at it | |
| You see both sides of our family have never gotten along | |
| And every holiday something always go wrong | |
| You ain' t supposed to fight but spread joy in this season | |
| But when they get the nog they just look for a reason | |
| In no time at all everybody joined in | |
| And right there we squared off with our closest of kin | |
| It' s a time for givin said | |
| Uncle Bill | |
| As he gave a black eye to his brotherinlaw | |
| Phil I heard somebody say " It' s the thought that counts And right now I' m thinking about knocking your butt out" | |
| Presents and fists flew all over the room | |
| And NaNa had some fancy moves with the broom | |
| She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree | |
| And I ducked just in time she swung out at me | |
| It' s my favorite time of year | |
| Dad always has too much beer | |
| Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Tie the antlers on the dog | |
| Save some shine for | |
| Santa Claus | |
| From all the inlaws and outlaws | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| I crawled to the phone | |
| Lord it seemed like a mile | |
| And called 911 which we keep on speed dial | |
| In a matter of minutes out the window appeared | |
| Flashing blue lights and the | |
| Sherrif John | |
| Deere Just then six men burst through the door | |
| Some yelling " HANDS UP!" | |
| Some " GET ON THE FLOOR" | |
| A stray punch from | |
| Grandpa found the sherrif' s chin | |
| And just for good measure he clocked him again | |
| It took all 6 cops to get | |
| Grandpa in cuffs | |
| You know he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff | |
| We all stopped our fighting and cheered | |
| Grandpa on | |
| Heck I thought he could take them | |
| I guess I was wrong | |
| As they dragged him outside he yelled " I' VE BEEN FRAMED" | |
| He was kicking and screaming and calling them names " You bleep You bleep Let me go you bleep You donut eatin stupid bleep son of a bleep" | |
| We stood on the porch as did all our neighbras | |
| Who always took interest in our family' s behavior " Mind your own business" we heard | |
| Grandma shout | |
| And " We' ll take back the presents dad and then come bail you out" | |
| By now we' d forgotten what we were fighting for | |
| We were battered and bruised but united once more | |
| Then we all joined hands and sang " Violent Night" | |
| Violent Night | |
| And we heard | |
| Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight: " Merry Christmas to all... MAN that was a good fight!!!!" | |
| Deck your neighbor deck the halls | |
| Tis the season for a brawl | |
| From all of us to all of y' all | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily | |
| Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily |
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