Goodbye Squirrel Lyrics
| Song | Goodbye Squirrel |
| Artist | Cledus T. Judd |
| Album | Just Another Day In Parodies |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Clark, Judd | |
| Me and Harold Bumpert were outdoors men | |
| Set in our backwoods ways | |
| Both members of the huntin' club | |
| Both active in the NRA -Nation Redneck Association | |
| We scouted a location where we had no doubt | |
| We'd kill the biggest buck in the world-about a 34 pointer | |
| Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel | |
| Dang near two weeks since the the season started and | |
| Neither one of us was amused | |
| We had a on real tree camo, high-powered ammo | |
| But no big game to shoot | |
| Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse | |
| Harold had it in his cross-hairs | |
| But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and | |
| Landed in Harold's hair | |
| Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed | |
| Like a wimp he laid there he cried | |
| Till I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground | |
| And it didn't take us long to decide...that squirrel had to die | |
| HA ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Good-bye squirrel-with black-eyed peas | |
| Your gonna taste good to me-squirrel | |
| It's you or me | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Come on out of that tree-squirrel | |
| Hey guess what-You've eaten your last nut-squirrel | |
| Me and Harold went down to the surplus store | |
| Bought a keg of dynomite | |
| Two baseball bats and a case of M80's | |
| We were in for one heck of a fight-we'll show you | |
| When your huntin' with dumb and dumber | |
| Somethings surely bound to go wrong-now be careful | |
| And when Harold lit that real short fuse | |
| I knew it wouldn't be long | |
| When the dynamite blew | |
| Harold's foot did too | |
| And fingers began to fly | |
| We were barely alive when the Game Warden 'rived | |
| And much to our suprise, that squirrel didn't die | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Good-bye squirrel | |
| Just one more shot, you'll be in my crock pot-squirrel | |
| You'll make a lunch, you over grown chipmunk-squirrel | |
| I'll skin your hide | |
| And make a hat when it's dried-squirrel | |
| Hahahahaha...... |
| zuo ci : Clark, Judd | |
| Me and Harold Bumpert were outdoors men | |
| Set in our backwoods ways | |
| Both members of the huntin' club | |
| Both active in the NRA Nation Redneck Association | |
| We scouted a location where we had no doubt | |
| We' d kill the biggest buck in the worldabout a 34 pointer | |
| Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel | |
| Dang near two weeks since the the season started and | |
| Neither one of us was amused | |
| We had a on real tree camo, highpowered ammo | |
| But no big game to shoot | |
| Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse | |
| Harold had it in his crosshairs | |
| But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and | |
| Landed in Harold' s hair | |
| Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed | |
| Like a wimp he laid there he cried | |
| Till I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground | |
| And it didn' t take us long to decide... that squirrel had to die | |
| HA ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Goodbye squirrelwith blackeyed peas | |
| Your gonna taste good to mesquirrel | |
| It' s you or me | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Come on out of that treesquirrel | |
| Hey guess whatYou' ve eaten your last nutsquirrel | |
| Me and Harold went down to the surplus store | |
| Bought a keg of dynomite | |
| Two baseball bats and a case of M80' s | |
| We were in for one heck of a fightwe' ll show you | |
| When your huntin' with dumb and dumber | |
| Somethings surely bound to go wrongnow be careful | |
| And when Harold lit that real short fuse | |
| I knew it wouldn' t be long | |
| When the dynamite blew | |
| Harold' s foot did too | |
| And fingers began to fly | |
| We were barely alive when the Game Warden ' rived | |
| And much to our suprise, that squirrel didn' t die | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Goodbye squirrel | |
| Just one more shot, you' ll be in my crock potsquirrel | |
| You' ll make a lunch, you over grown chipmunksquirrel | |
| I' ll skin your hide | |
| And make a hat when it' s driedsquirrel | |
| Hahahahaha...... |
| zuò cí : Clark, Judd | |
| Me and Harold Bumpert were outdoors men | |
| Set in our backwoods ways | |
| Both members of the huntin' club | |
| Both active in the NRA Nation Redneck Association | |
| We scouted a location where we had no doubt | |
| We' d kill the biggest buck in the worldabout a 34 pointer | |
| Harold waited in his tree stand but all he seen was a squirrel | |
| Dang near two weeks since the the season started and | |
| Neither one of us was amused | |
| We had a on real tree camo, highpowered ammo | |
| But no big game to shoot | |
| Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse | |
| Harold had it in his crosshairs | |
| But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and | |
| Landed in Harold' s hair | |
| Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed | |
| Like a wimp he laid there he cried | |
| Till I climbed on down, picked him up off the ground | |
| And it didn' t take us long to decide... that squirrel had to die | |
| HA ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Goodbye squirrelwith blackeyed peas | |
| Your gonna taste good to mesquirrel | |
| It' s you or me | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Come on out of that treesquirrel | |
| Hey guess whatYou' ve eaten your last nutsquirrel | |
| Me and Harold went down to the surplus store | |
| Bought a keg of dynomite | |
| Two baseball bats and a case of M80' s | |
| We were in for one heck of a fightwe' ll show you | |
| When your huntin' with dumb and dumber | |
| Somethings surely bound to go wrongnow be careful | |
| And when Harold lit that real short fuse | |
| I knew it wouldn' t be long | |
| When the dynamite blew | |
| Harold' s foot did too | |
| And fingers began to fly | |
| We were barely alive when the Game Warden ' rived | |
| And much to our suprise, that squirrel didn' t die | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Goodbye squirrel | |
| Just one more shot, you' ll be in my crock potsquirrel | |
| You' ll make a lunch, you over grown chipmunksquirrel | |
| I' ll skin your hide | |
| And make a hat when it' s driedsquirrel | |
| Hahahahaha...... |
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