First World Problem - Original Lyrics
| Song | First World Problem - Original |
| Artist | MC Frontalot |
| Album | Zero Day |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.63] | Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty. |
| [00:03.72] | MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting, |
| [00:06.51] | ending up uncaged and at large |
| [00:08.49] | to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge |
| [00:12.09] | of every drip of your attention. |
| [00:13.44] | Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention |
| [00:16.11] | my disappointment at the interruption of convenience. |
| [00:18.75] | I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this |
| [00:21.27] | couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later. |
| [00:23.67] | It's an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators |
| [00:26.73] | of my leisure rule with an iron fist. |
| [00:28.80] | Has anybody ever been so put upon as this? |
| [00:33.42] | Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem) |
| [00:36.39] | Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem) |
| [00:38.79] | You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem) |
| [00:41.16] | Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem) |
| [00:43.68] | Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem) |
| [00:46.26] | And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem) |
| [00:54.00] | Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective |
| [00:57.15] | and I'm struggling to keep this in perspective, |
| [00:59.04] | but I feel like a massive injustice occurred. |
| [01:01.38] | Says "regrows hair" on the tube (in the words) |
| [01:04.14] | in a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users. |
| [01:06.66] | I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is? |
| [01:09.27] | Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured. |
| [01:11.61] | Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order? |
| [01:14.04] | 'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more. |
| [01:16.59] | I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore |
| [01:19.14] | and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue. |
| [01:21.57] | Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do? |
| [01:26.82] | Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem) |
| [01:29.07] | Left a participle dangling (first world problem) |
| [01:31.86] | You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem) |
| [01:34.14] | Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem) |
| [01:36.93] | You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem) |
| [01:55.23] | Your yacht got capsized (a first world problem) |
| [02:00.75] | Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle, |
| [02:09.75] | you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle. |
| [02:12.42] | Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em. |
| [02:14.70] | You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing). |
| [02:17.25] | For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn't get it; |
| [02:19.74] | there was no TV set when you jetted; internet resetted |
| [02:22.65] | itself just as I was in the middle |
| [02:24.81] | of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal |
| [02:27.54] | interruption. Completely ruined my day. |
| [02:29.79] | MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say. |
| [02:32.28] | People buy CDs in these days of disaster, |
| [02:35.04] | so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper. |
| [02:39.81] | No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem) |
| [02:42.45] | App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem) |
| [02:45.24] | Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem) |
| [02:47.73] | Colors won't calibrate (first world problem) |
| [02:49.98] | They never stock the snack you want (first world problem) |
| [02:52.41] | Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem) |
| [03:00.00] | Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem) |
| [03:02.67] | Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem) |
| [03:05.49] | Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem) |
| [03:07.59] | Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem) |
| [03:10.23] | You own too many underwear (first world problem) |
| [03:12.66] | And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem) |
| [00:00.63] | Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it' s empty. |
| [00:03.72] | MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn' t tempting, |
| [00:06.51] | ending up uncaged and at large |
| [00:08.49] | to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that' s in charge |
| [00:12.09] | of every drip of your attention. |
| [00:13.44] | Yo, when mine goes out I' ve got to log in just to mention |
| [00:16.11] | my disappointment at the interruption of convenience. |
| [00:18.75] | I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this |
| [00:21.27] | couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later. |
| [00:23.67] | It' s an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators |
| [00:26.73] | of my leisure rule with an iron fist. |
| [00:28.80] | Has anybody ever been so put upon as this? |
| [00:33.42] | Your GPS run out of battery first world problem |
| [00:36.39] | Got to wake up Saturday first world problem |
| [00:38.79] | You just delayed a honeymoon first world problem |
| [00:41.16] | Pledge season' s coming soon first world problem |
| [00:43.68] | Half your friend list is spam accounts first world problem |
| [00:46.26] | And your center channel speaker' s out first world problem |
| [00:54.00] | Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective |
| [00:57.15] | and I' m struggling to keep this in perspective, |
| [00:59.04] | but I feel like a massive injustice occurred. |
| [01:01.38] | Says " regrows hair" on the tube in the words |
| [01:04.14] | in a third or maybe a quarter of all users. |
| [01:06.66] | I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is? |
| [01:09.27] | Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured. |
| [01:11.61] | Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order? |
| [01:14.04] | ' Cause I can' t comb my hair on my own no more. |
| [01:16.59] | I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore |
| [01:19.14] | and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue. |
| [01:21.57] | Muffy, Muffy, there' s a revolution what we' re gonna do? |
| [01:26.82] | Misplaced the Ambien first world problem |
| [01:29.07] | Left a participle dangling first world problem |
| [01:31.86] | You' re scheduling your root canal first world problem |
| [01:34.14] | Your grad schooling had no rationale first world problem |
| [01:36.93] | You didn' t like your appetizer first world problem |
| [01:55.23] | Your yacht got capsized a first world problem |
| [02:00.75] | Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle, |
| [02:09.75] | you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle. |
| [02:12.42] | Rustle up another couple grievances and air ' em. |
| [02:14.70] | You can laugh about it later maybe needed while despairing. |
| [02:17.25] | For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn' t get it |
| [02:19.74] | there was no TV set when you jetted internet resetted |
| [02:22.65] | itself just as I was in the middle |
| [02:24.81] | of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal |
| [02:27.54] | interruption. Completely ruined my day. |
| [02:29.79] | MC Frontalot' s a jackass, that' s all I' m trying to say. |
| [02:32.28] | People buy CDs in these days of disaster, |
| [02:35.04] | so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper. |
| [02:39.81] | No bubbles in the soda cup first world problem |
| [02:42.45] | App crashed when you loaded up first world problem |
| [02:45.24] | Phone' s OS is outta date first world problem |
| [02:47.73] | Colors won' t calibrate first world problem |
| [02:49.98] | They never stock the snack you want first world problem |
| [02:52.41] | Caught herpes from a celebutante first world problem |
| [03:00.00] | Got wallhacked in PVP first world problem |
| [03:02.67] | Oh no, HD-DVD first world problem |
| [03:05.49] | Pixels aren' t perfect square first world problem |
| [03:07.59] | Your favorite rapper isn' t debonair first world problem |
| [03:10.23] | You own too many underwear first world problem |
| [03:12.66] | And you' re not much of a millionaire first world problem |
| [00:00.63] | Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it' s empty. |
| [00:03.72] | MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn' t tempting, |
| [00:06.51] | ending up uncaged and at large |
| [00:08.49] | to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that' s in charge |
| [00:12.09] | of every drip of your attention. |
| [00:13.44] | Yo, when mine goes out I' ve got to log in just to mention |
| [00:16.11] | my disappointment at the interruption of convenience. |
| [00:18.75] | I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this |
| [00:21.27] | couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later. |
| [00:23.67] | It' s an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators |
| [00:26.73] | of my leisure rule with an iron fist. |
| [00:28.80] | Has anybody ever been so put upon as this? |
| [00:33.42] | Your GPS run out of battery first world problem |
| [00:36.39] | Got to wake up Saturday first world problem |
| [00:38.79] | You just delayed a honeymoon first world problem |
| [00:41.16] | Pledge season' s coming soon first world problem |
| [00:43.68] | Half your friend list is spam accounts first world problem |
| [00:46.26] | And your center channel speaker' s out first world problem |
| [00:54.00] | Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective |
| [00:57.15] | and I' m struggling to keep this in perspective, |
| [00:59.04] | but I feel like a massive injustice occurred. |
| [01:01.38] | Says " regrows hair" on the tube in the words |
| [01:04.14] | in a third or maybe a quarter of all users. |
| [01:06.66] | I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is? |
| [01:09.27] | Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured. |
| [01:11.61] | Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order? |
| [01:14.04] | ' Cause I can' t comb my hair on my own no more. |
| [01:16.59] | I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore |
| [01:19.14] | and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue. |
| [01:21.57] | Muffy, Muffy, there' s a revolution what we' re gonna do? |
| [01:26.82] | Misplaced the Ambien first world problem |
| [01:29.07] | Left a participle dangling first world problem |
| [01:31.86] | You' re scheduling your root canal first world problem |
| [01:34.14] | Your grad schooling had no rationale first world problem |
| [01:36.93] | You didn' t like your appetizer first world problem |
| [01:55.23] | Your yacht got capsized a first world problem |
| [02:00.75] | Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle, |
| [02:09.75] | you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle. |
| [02:12.42] | Rustle up another couple grievances and air ' em. |
| [02:14.70] | You can laugh about it later maybe needed while despairing. |
| [02:17.25] | For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn' t get it |
| [02:19.74] | there was no TV set when you jetted internet resetted |
| [02:22.65] | itself just as I was in the middle |
| [02:24.81] | of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal |
| [02:27.54] | interruption. Completely ruined my day. |
| [02:29.79] | MC Frontalot' s a jackass, that' s all I' m trying to say. |
| [02:32.28] | People buy CDs in these days of disaster, |
| [02:35.04] | so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper. |
| [02:39.81] | No bubbles in the soda cup first world problem |
| [02:42.45] | App crashed when you loaded up first world problem |
| [02:45.24] | Phone' s OS is outta date first world problem |
| [02:47.73] | Colors won' t calibrate first world problem |
| [02:49.98] | They never stock the snack you want first world problem |
| [02:52.41] | Caught herpes from a celebutante first world problem |
| [03:00.00] | Got wallhacked in PVP first world problem |
| [03:02.67] | Oh no, HD-DVD first world problem |
| [03:05.49] | Pixels aren' t perfect square first world problem |
| [03:07.59] | Your favorite rapper isn' t debonair first world problem |
| [03:10.23] | You own too many underwear first world problem |
| [03:12.66] | And you' re not much of a millionaire first world problem |
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