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The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor |
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He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca |
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The doctor said, "Sir, you're misled, sir, which infers you mistook me |
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I did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookie |
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What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son |
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He's looks like Chewie, Baba Booey Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one |
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To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu looking |
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I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cooking." |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby |
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Why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali |
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I got a schnoz like the Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you |
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So back me up Bill (Yea and you're ugly too) |
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So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese |
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Or wear a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans |
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And my mirror never lies but it always verifies |
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I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie |
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You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand |
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Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man |
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And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first |
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But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse |
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About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink |
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And that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink |
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I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard |
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It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you wore velour flares until the late Eighties |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky |
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Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased |
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And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD |
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Peaks, freaks, and eats the skipper's brains then beats ginger with coconuts |
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As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut |
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Oh, he'll kill again, that Gilligan, they he should of let him be |
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And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me |
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See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm |
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Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady |
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me? |
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Cause no one likes you monkey boy |
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