[00:23.31]The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
[00:28.28]He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
[00:32.53]The doctor said, "Sir, you're misled, sir, which infers you mistook me
[00:36.99]I did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookie
[00:40.99]What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
[00:45.32]He's looks like Chewie, Baba Booey Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
[00:50.00]To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu looking
[00:53.88]I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cooking."
[00:58.58]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:00.72]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
[01:02.82]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:04.88]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
[01:06.95]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:09.12]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
[01:11.27]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:13.30]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[01:15.38]Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:17.46]Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
[01:19.52]I got a schnoz like the Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
[01:21.50]So back me up Bill (Yea and you're ugly too)
[01:23.86]So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
[01:25.82]Or wear a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
[01:28.00]And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
[01:29.96]I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
[01:32.26]You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand
[01:34.38]Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
[01:36.48]And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
[01:38.53]But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
[01:40.66]About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
[01:42.81]And that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
[01:44.93]I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
[01:47.02]It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
[01:49.10]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:51.18]Cause you wore velour flares until the late Eighties
[01:53.34]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:55.42]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
[01:57.55]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[01:59.66]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
[02:01.74]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[02:03.83]You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
[02:06.00]Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
[02:09.71]And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
[02:13.85]Peaks, freaks, and eats the skipper's brains then beats ginger with coconuts
[02:18.00]As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside of their grass hut
[02:22.32]Oh, he'll kill again, that Gilligan, they he should of let him be
[02:24.89]And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
[02:27.01]See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
[02:29.07]Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:31.22]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:33.32]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:35.47]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:37.51]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:39.60]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:41.71]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:43.85]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:45.97]The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[02:48.14]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[02:50.17]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
[02:52.28]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[02:54.35]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
[02:56.48]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[02:58.58]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
[03:00.70]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[03:02.76]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[03:04.88]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[03:06.73]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
[03:09.06]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[03:11.14]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
[03:13.34]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[03:15.39]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
[03:17.50]But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
[03:19.63]Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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