| Song | Crazy ABC's |
| Artist | Barenaked Ladies |
| Album | Snacktime |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Hey Steve, hey | |
| Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? | |
| Thank you, it’s a, it's an alphabet song | |
| I’m working on | |
| Oh great, a whole new alphabet, | |
| I just learned the old one | |
| A is for aisle, | |
| B is for bdellium, | |
| C is for czar | |
| And if you see him would you mind telling him? | |
| Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? | |
| Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium? | |
| Bdellium, it’s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent | |
| BAnd then czar? | |
| Yeah, it’s uh like a | |
| Russian czar | |
| You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat | |
| I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words | |
| Right, I see what you’re doing | |
| D is for djinn, | |
| E for Euphrates | |
| F is for fohn, but not like when | |
| I call the ladies | |
| I thought phone started with a | |
| P like a Ph | |
| No, it's F | |
| O H N, it’s a, it's a kind of wind | |
| Yeah, I know what you mean by wind | |
| G for gnarly, | |
| I for irk, | |
| H is for hour | |
| J for jalapeños, good in either corn or flour | |
| Tortillas, let us rhyme | |
| K is for knick knack, | |
| L is for llama | |
| Pramma, llama, ding, what’s so strange about llama? | |
| Llama, it starts with two | |
| L’s, what’s the second one for? | |
| No idea, I know loser | |
| N for neumonic, | |
| M is for mdomo, | |
| O is for ouiga board | |
| P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, | |
| Q is for qat | |
| Okay, Q qat? | |
| What? Yeah, it’s uh | |
| Q A T, it’s an evergreen shrub | |
| It’s a perfect scrabble word because it’s a | |
| Q with no | |
| UThere’s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands | |
| R is for argyle , no it isn’t | |
| Okay, you’re right, | |
| I couldn’t find a good | |
| R wordS is for | |
| Szár, a lovely | |
| German river | |
| T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver | |
| U is for urn, but not like earning money | |
| V for vraisemblance from | |
| French and therefore kind of funny | |
| W for wren, wrinkly and who | |
| X is for Xian, an ancient | |
| Chinese city, true | |
| Ancient Chinese city, huh? | |
| My guitar player, some hotshot | |
| Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas | |
| And zed’s the final letter and by final | |
| I mean last | |
| Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our | |
| American friends | |
| You really mean | |
| Z, right?No, | |
| I mean zed, like, like | |
| Zed Zed Top, | |
| Zed Zed Top? | |
| Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards | |
| Well, except the guy whose name is | |
| Beard, he has a mustache | |
| I always thought that was interesting | |
| You done with the alphabet? | |
| No, extra letters | |
| I haven’t heard of? | |
| I think so | |
| This was a great help, | |
| I thinkWith the contribution you made to world literacy | |
| Well, I’m just saying, kids | |
| I’m just saying | |
| Think outside the box a little bit, box with an | |
| RYeah, well, no box with a | |
| B A L K S like a pitcher | |
| Ah, as opposed to | |
| B A C H SRight, think outside the box, get into some | |
| Rochmaninov | |
| That's Rochmaninov with a | |
| W |
| Hey Steve, hey | |
| Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? | |
| Thank you, it' s a, it' s an alphabet song | |
| I' m working on | |
| Oh great, a whole new alphabet, | |
| I just learned the old one | |
| A is for aisle, | |
| B is for bdellium, | |
| C is for czar | |
| And if you see him would you mind telling him? | |
| Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? | |
| Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium? | |
| Bdellium, it' s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent | |
| BAnd then czar? | |
| Yeah, it' s uh like a | |
| Russian czar | |
| You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat | |
| I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words | |
| Right, I see what you' re doing | |
| D is for djinn, | |
| E for Euphrates | |
| F is for fohn, but not like when | |
| I call the ladies | |
| I thought phone started with a | |
| P like a Ph | |
| No, it' s F | |
| O H N, it' s a, it' s a kind of wind | |
| Yeah, I know what you mean by wind | |
| G for gnarly, | |
| I for irk, | |
| H is for hour | |
| J for jalape os, good in either corn or flour | |
| Tortillas, let us rhyme | |
| K is for knick knack, | |
| L is for llama | |
| Pramma, llama, ding, what' s so strange about llama? | |
| Llama, it starts with two | |
| L' s, what' s the second one for? | |
| No idea, I know loser | |
| N for neumonic, | |
| M is for mdomo, | |
| O is for ouiga board | |
| P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, | |
| Q is for qat | |
| Okay, Q qat? | |
| What? Yeah, it' s uh | |
| Q A T, it' s an evergreen shrub | |
| It' s a perfect scrabble word because it' s a | |
| Q with no | |
| UThere' s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands | |
| R is for argyle , no it isn' t | |
| Okay, you' re right, | |
| I couldn' t find a good | |
| R wordS is for | |
| Sza r, a lovely | |
| German river | |
| T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver | |
| U is for urn, but not like earning money | |
| V for vraisemblance from | |
| French and therefore kind of funny | |
| W for wren, wrinkly and who | |
| X is for Xian, an ancient | |
| Chinese city, true | |
| Ancient Chinese city, huh? | |
| My guitar player, some hotshot | |
| Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas | |
| And zed' s the final letter and by final | |
| I mean last | |
| Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our | |
| American friends | |
| You really mean | |
| Z, right? No, | |
| I mean zed, like, like | |
| Zed Zed Top, | |
| Zed Zed Top? | |
| Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards | |
| Well, except the guy whose name is | |
| Beard, he has a mustache | |
| I always thought that was interesting | |
| You done with the alphabet? | |
| No, extra letters | |
| I haven' t heard of? | |
| I think so | |
| This was a great help, | |
| I thinkWith the contribution you made to world literacy | |
| Well, I' m just saying, kids | |
| I' m just saying | |
| Think outside the box a little bit, box with an | |
| RYeah, well, no box with a | |
| B A L K S like a pitcher | |
| Ah, as opposed to | |
| B A C H SRight, think outside the box, get into some | |
| Rochmaninov | |
| That' s Rochmaninov with a | |
| W |
| Hey Steve, hey | |
| Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? | |
| Thank you, it' s a, it' s an alphabet song | |
| I' m working on | |
| Oh great, a whole new alphabet, | |
| I just learned the old one | |
| A is for aisle, | |
| B is for bdellium, | |
| C is for czar | |
| And if you see him would you mind telling him? | |
| Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? | |
| Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium? | |
| Bdellium, it' s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent | |
| BAnd then czar? | |
| Yeah, it' s uh like a | |
| Russian czar | |
| You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat | |
| I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words | |
| Right, I see what you' re doing | |
| D is for djinn, | |
| E for Euphrates | |
| F is for fohn, but not like when | |
| I call the ladies | |
| I thought phone started with a | |
| P like a Ph | |
| No, it' s F | |
| O H N, it' s a, it' s a kind of wind | |
| Yeah, I know what you mean by wind | |
| G for gnarly, | |
| I for irk, | |
| H is for hour | |
| J for jalape os, good in either corn or flour | |
| Tortillas, let us rhyme | |
| K is for knick knack, | |
| L is for llama | |
| Pramma, llama, ding, what' s so strange about llama? | |
| Llama, it starts with two | |
| L' s, what' s the second one for? | |
| No idea, I know loser | |
| N for neumonic, | |
| M is for mdomo, | |
| O is for ouiga board | |
| P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, | |
| Q is for qat | |
| Okay, Q qat? | |
| What? Yeah, it' s uh | |
| Q A T, it' s an evergreen shrub | |
| It' s a perfect scrabble word because it' s a | |
| Q with no | |
| UThere' s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands | |
| R is for argyle , no it isn' t | |
| Okay, you' re right, | |
| I couldn' t find a good | |
| R wordS is for | |
| Szá r, a lovely | |
| German river | |
| T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver | |
| U is for urn, but not like earning money | |
| V for vraisemblance from | |
| French and therefore kind of funny | |
| W for wren, wrinkly and who | |
| X is for Xian, an ancient | |
| Chinese city, true | |
| Ancient Chinese city, huh? | |
| My guitar player, some hotshot | |
| Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas | |
| And zed' s the final letter and by final | |
| I mean last | |
| Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our | |
| American friends | |
| You really mean | |
| Z, right? No, | |
| I mean zed, like, like | |
| Zed Zed Top, | |
| Zed Zed Top? | |
| Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards | |
| Well, except the guy whose name is | |
| Beard, he has a mustache | |
| I always thought that was interesting | |
| You done with the alphabet? | |
| No, extra letters | |
| I haven' t heard of? | |
| I think so | |
| This was a great help, | |
| I thinkWith the contribution you made to world literacy | |
| Well, I' m just saying, kids | |
| I' m just saying | |
| Think outside the box a little bit, box with an | |
| RYeah, well, no box with a | |
| B A L K S like a pitcher | |
| Ah, as opposed to | |
| B A C H SRight, think outside the box, get into some | |
| Rochmaninov | |
| That' s Rochmaninov with a | |
| W |