Hey Steve, hey 
Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
Thank you, it’s a, it's an alphabet song 
I’m working on
Oh great, a whole new alphabet, 
I just learned the old one
A is for aisle, 
B is for bdellium, 
C is for czar
And if you see him would you mind telling him?
Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?
Bdellium, it’s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent 
BAnd then czar? 
Yeah, it’s uh like a 
Russian czar
You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat
I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words
Right, I see what you’re doing
D is for djinn, 
E for Euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when 
I call the ladies
I thought phone started with a 
P like a Ph
No, it's F 
O H N, it’s a, it's a kind of wind
Yeah, I know what you mean by wind
G for gnarly, 
I for irk, 
H is for hour
J for jalapeños, good in either corn or flour
Tortillas, let us rhyme
K is for knick knack, 
L is for llama
Pramma, llama, ding, what’s so strange about llama?
Llama, it starts with two 
L’s, what’s the second one for?
No idea, I know loser
N for neumonic, 
M is for mdomo, 
O is for ouiga board
P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, 
Q is for qat
Okay, Q qat? 
What? Yeah, it’s uh 
Q A T, it’s an evergreen shrub
It’s a perfect scrabble word because it’s a 
Q with no 
UThere’s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands
R is for argyle , no it isn’t
Okay, you’re right, 
I couldn’t find a good 
R wordS is for 
Szár, a lovely 
German river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from 
French and therefore kind of funny
W for wren, wrinkly and who
X is for Xian, an ancient 
Chinese city, true
Ancient Chinese city, huh? 
My guitar player, some hotshot
Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas
And zed’s the final letter and by final 
I mean last
Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our 
American friends
You really mean 
Z, right?No, 
I mean zed, like, like 
Zed Zed Top, 
Zed Zed Top?
Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards
Well, except the guy whose name is 
Beard, he has a mustache
I always thought that was interesting
You done with the alphabet?
No, extra letters 
I haven’t heard of? 
I think so
This was a great help, 
I thinkWith the contribution you made to world literacy
Well, I’m just saying, kids 
I’m just saying
Think outside the box a little bit, box with an 
RYeah, well, no box with a 
B A L K S like a pitcher
Ah, as opposed to 
B A C H SRight, think outside the box, get into some 
Rochmaninov
That's Rochmaninov with a 
W