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Online |
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I work down at the pizza pit |
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And I drive and old Hundai |
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I still live with my mom and dad |
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I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic |
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Mild athsmatic |
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Never been to 2nd base |
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But there's a whole nother me |
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That you need to see |
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Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood |
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I'm 6'5 and I look damn good |
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I drive a Mazarati |
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I'm a black belt in Karate |
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And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious |
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I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious |
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way |
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Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online |
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So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom |
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And she fixes me a snack |
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I head down to my basement bedroom |
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And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I |
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Ever even been to LA |
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Was when I got the chance with the marching band |
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To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu |
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I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ |
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I'm single and I'm rich |
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And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious |
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I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious |
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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way |
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Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online |
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Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date |
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Let alone a real girlfriend |
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But I grow another foot |
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And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in |
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Online I'm out in Hollywood |
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I'm 6'5 and I look damn good |
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Even on a slow day' I can have a three way |
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Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online |
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Yeah I'm cooler online |
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I'm so much cooler online |
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Yeah I'm cooler online |
