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I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh |
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The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind |
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Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams |
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The secret of the crablouse |
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Here's a message for the girls about vaginas |
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And the consequence of fiddling with a partner |
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Mind your labia they're never out of danger |
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If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger |
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Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area |
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It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! |
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It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair |
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Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there |
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It's there to stay, sucks all day |
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It's there to bite, my parasite |
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The little vampire, horny and so greedy |
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It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy |
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It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick |
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A party animal, a pervert and a pig |
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If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva |
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Stumbles through your body right into your vulva |
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Then waits patiently until a penetration |
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Gets it out of there and right into salvation |
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It's there to stay, sucks all day |
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It's there to bite, my parasite |
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Now we know the little crablouse is a raver |
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You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor |
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It's unbearable, funky and so cool |
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A real smartass and nobody's fool |
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If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem |
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We all know that it's connected with his scrotum |
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He might tell you that his undie is too tight |
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But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right |
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It's there to stay, sucks all day |
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It's there to bite, my parasite |
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My love machine, my maddest dream |
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Turns me on, makes me come |
