I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh 
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind 
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams 
The secret of the crablouse 
Here's a message for the girls about vaginas 
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner 
Mind your labia they're never out of danger 
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger 
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area 
It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! 
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair 
Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there 
It's there to stay, sucks all day 
It's there to bite, my parasite 
The little vampire, horny and so greedy 
It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy 
It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick 
A party animal, a pervert and a pig 
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva 
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva 
Then waits patiently until a penetration 
Gets it out of there and right into salvation 
It's there to stay, sucks all day 
It's there to bite, my parasite 
Now we know the little crablouse is a raver 
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor 
It's unbearable, funky and so cool 
A real smartass and nobody's fool 
If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem 
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum 
He might tell you that his undie is too tight 
But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right 
It's there to stay, sucks all day 
It's there to bite, my parasite 
My love machine, my maddest dream 
Turns me on, makes me come