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MEN & WOMEN - Bo Burnham |
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Men and women |
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Men are like vows |
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Cause they are easily broken |
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Oh yeah |
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Women are like cows |
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Because they both have vaginas |
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Men are like muzzles |
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Because they will try to shut you up |
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Oh yeah |
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Women are like puzzles |
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Cause prior to 1920 |
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Neither had the right to vote |
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Puzzles still don't |
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A man is an eagle |
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Yeah a women is a dove |
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Women can fake orgasms |
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But men can fake love |
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Women are like fingers and toes |
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Cause they're easy to count on |
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Men are like ravens and crows |
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Cause they hate using condoms |
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Women are like Yahtzees |
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Oh cause I rarely get them |
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Men are like Nazis |
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Cause they both caused the holocaust |
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It's true |
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For every dollar a man makes |
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A woman makes 70 cents |
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That doesn't make sense |
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That's not fair |
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The man's only left with 30 |
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Oh men and women |
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It's black and white with an area of gray |
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For hermaphrodite |
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Yeah oh yeah yeah |
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Ah male strippers always |
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Look like they're applying lotion |
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And female strippers when |
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They're dancing on the |
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Pole just look like confused firemen |
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Thanks |
