[00:00.30]MEN & WOMEN - Bo Burnham
[00:19.11]Men and women
[00:24.35]Men are like vows
[00:28.50]Cause they are easily broken
[00:29.91]Oh yeah
[00:34.20]Women are like cows
[00:38.38]Because they both have vaginas
[00:44.38]Men are like muzzles
[00:47.85]Because they will try to shut you up
[00:49.81]Oh yeah
[00:54.40]Women are like puzzles
[00:56.04]Cause prior to 1920
[00:58.43]Neither had the right to vote
[01:01.52]Puzzles still don't
[01:04.20]A man is an eagle
[01:06.08]Yeah  a women is a dove
[01:09.71]Women can fake orgasms
[01:12.54]But men can fake love
[01:26.56]Women are like fingers and toes
[01:31.04]Cause they're easy to count on
[01:36.90]Men are like ravens and crows
[01:41.32]Cause they hate using condoms
[01:47.82]Women are like Yahtzees
[01:49.62]Oh  cause I rarely get them
[01:58.32]Men are like Nazis
[02:02.36]Cause they both caused the holocaust
[02:06.86]It's true
[02:08.27]For every dollar a man makes
[02:10.94]A woman makes 70 cents
[02:13.11]That doesn't make sense
[02:14.18]That's not fair
[02:16.45]The man's only left with 30
[02:29.29]Oh  men and women
[02:32.20]It's black and white with an area of gray
[02:34.32]For hermaphrodite
[02:37.02]Yeah  oh yeah  yeah
[02:40.03]Ah  male strippers always
[02:43.56]Look like they're applying lotion
[02:45.25]And female strippers when
[02:46.15]They're dancing on the
[02:47.10]Pole just look like confused firemen
[02:56.83]Thanks