Chip On My Shoulder Lyrics
| Song | Chip On My Shoulder |
| Artist | Christian Borle |
| Artist | YoungStar |
| Album | Legally Blonde The Musical |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:05.50] | EMMETT：(spoken) Whoa, Elle? What's up, Doc? |
| [00:13.00] | ELLE：Love |
| [00:14.54] | EMMETT：(spoken) Excuse me? |
| [00:15.57] | ELLE：I put my faith in love |
| [00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
| [00:18.86] | EMMETT：(spoken) Love led you here? |
| [00:20.54] | ELLE：To my personal circle of Hell |
| [00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
| [00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
| [00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
| [00:28.83] | I'm flunking out of school |
| [00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
| [00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
| [00:34.10] | So go on, here's my head |
| [00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
| [00:36.30] | EMMETT：(spoken) Wait, go back! |
| [00:39.69] | (sung) You came out here to follow a man |
| [00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
| [00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
| [00:51.00] | ELLE：(spoken) Malibu? |
| [00:52.20] | EMMETT：Instead of lying outside by the pool |
| [00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
| [00:57.62] | That's the weirdest reason I have-- |
| [00:59.59] | ELLE：(spoken) Oh, why'd you come? |
| [01:03.32] | EMMETT：(spoken) Okay |
| [01:05.84] | (sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
| [01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
| [01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
| [01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
| [01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
| [01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
| [01:24.11] | ELLE：(spoken) Well excuse me, |
| [01:25.42] | just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
| [01:28.32] | EMMETT：(spoken) You know what? You're right. |
| [01:30.44] | (sung) There's a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:32.57] | And it's big as a boulder |
| [01:35.07] | With the chance I've been given |
| [01:37.03] | I'm gonna be driven as hell |
| [01:39.50] | I'm so close I can taste it |
| [01:42.35] | So I'm not gonna waste it |
| [01:44.36] | Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
| [01:50.77] | ELLE：(spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
| [01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
| [01:57.62] | EMMETT：Well, I don't go to parties a lot |
| [02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I've got |
| [02:03.50] | Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
| [02:05.79] | ELLE：(spoken) I don't spend hours! |
| [02:07.92] | EMMETT：But I know it'll all be worthwhile |
| [02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
| [02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
| [02:14.92] | ELLE：(spoken) Oh, that's so sweet! |
| [02:16.93] | EMMETT：No! That's the chip on my shoulder |
| [02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
| [02:21.99] | With the chance I've been given |
| [02:23.97] | I'm gonna be driven as hell |
| [02:26.22] | Though I can't take the day off |
| [02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
| [02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
| [02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
| [02:36.58] | ELLE：(spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious! |
| [02:39.99] | EMMETT：(spoken) What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
| [02:45.76] | ELLE：(spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . . |
| [02:50.96] | EMMETT：Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque |
| [02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
| [02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
| [02:58.94] | ELLE：(spoken) What are you doing?! |
| [02:59.57] | EMMETT：Can you live without this? |
| [03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
| [03:02.17] | I don't know what this is |
| [03:03.20] | ELLE：(spoken) It's for hair! |
| [03:03.85] | EMMETT：Wear a hat! |
| [03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what's inside your head! |
| [03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
| [03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
| [03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
| [03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
| [03:18.98] | ELLE：(spoken) ARGH! |
| [03:19.75] | EMMETT：The room just got colder |
| [03:21.26] | ELLE：(spoken) Hey! |
| [03:21.99] | EMMETT：But with the chance you've been given |
| [03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
| [03:26.18] | There's just no way around it |
| [03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you've |
| [03:30.14] | ELLE：(spoken) Found it! |
| [03:33.38] | EMMETT：Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
| [03:39.62] | CHORUS：Tis a gift to be simple |
| [03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
| [03:44.21] | Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm |
| [03:45.99] | ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
| [03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
| [03:53.79] | EMMETT：(spoken) Define malum prohibitum. |
| [03:55.70] | ELLE：(spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
| [03:58.70] | EMMETT：(spoken) An act prohibited-- |
| [03:59.52] | ELLE：(spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
| [04:02.93] | EMMETT：(spoken) Therefore malum in se? |
| [04:04.12] | ELLE：(spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
| [04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
| [04:08.58] | EMMETT：(spoken) Good. Where are you going? |
| [04:11.93] | ELLE：(spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember? |
| [04:16.19] | EMMETT：(spoken) Interesting |
| [04:17.03] | ELLE：(spoken) What? |
| [04:18.00] | EMMETT：Well, I predict you will probably pass |
| [04:20.11] | ELLE：(spoken) Yes! |
| [04:20.87] | EMMETT：In the bottom percent of your class |
| [04:22.32] | ELLE：(spoken) What? |
| [04:22.96] | EMMETT：If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! |
| [04:25.89] | ELLE：(spoken) That's not fair! |
| [04:26.87] | EMMETT：Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you |
| [04:29.22] | We can't win if we don't follow through! |
| [04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
| [04:35.26] | ELLE：(spoken) Why do you always have to be right? |
| [04:39.15] | CHORUS：Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in excelsis Deo |
| [04:47.89] | ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
| [04:52.91] | EMMETT：(spoken) Ho-ho-ho! |
| [04:54.77] | ELLE：(spoken) Emmett! |
| [04:56.97] | EMMETT：(spoken) For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
| [05:00.21] | ELLE：(spoken) You are too sweet. |
| [05:02.14] | EMMETT：(spoken) It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
| [05:05.96] | ELLE：(spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
| [05:12.69] | WARNER：(spoken) Elle, hey! |
| [05:14.01] | ELLE：(spoken) Warner! |
| [05:14.62] | WARNER：(spoken) Have you seen Vivienne? I've been looking for her everywhere! |
| [05:16.77] | ELLE：(spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no. |
| [05:20.38] | WARNER：(spoken) Great! We're gonna miss our flight! |
| [05:24.00] | EMMETT：(spoken)Um, Elle? |
| [05:27.94] | (sung)I don't know if you've noticed before |
| [05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
| [05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
| [05:38.00] | ELLE：(spoken) Huh? |
| [05:39.45] | EMMETT：Though it's hardly my business to say |
| [05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
| [05:44.55] | Is the very guy you're trying to impress |
| [05:49.57] | ELLE：Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
| [05:55.62] | Let's not chase him away |
| [05:57.66] | Let's face him and say |
| [05:59.00] | "Hey punk, let's dance!" |
| [06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
| [06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
| [06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
| [06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
| [06:08.92] | Grab that book and let's do this |
| [06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
| [06:13.35] | Now there's a chip on my shoulder! |
| [06:16.29] | Let's see him knock it aside! |
| [06:18.55] | Chorus：Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:22.74] | Show him that you're no fool |
| [06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
| [06:35.95] | WARNER：(spoken) Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
| [06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist! |
| [06:41.91] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) Now you're thinking like a lawyer! |
| [06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
| [06:48.56] | ELLE：(spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
| [06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
| [06:56.12] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) Interesting. Why do you ask? |
| [06:58.45] | ELLE：(spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
| [07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
| [07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
| [07:10.44] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) I see your point. |
| [07:11.34] | ELLE：(spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards, |
| [07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
| [07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
| [07:22.67] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
| [07:25.20] | ELLE：Ohmigod . . . |
| [07:26.76] | CHORUS：Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
| [07:28.57] | ELLE：Omigod . . . |
| [07:29.50] | GIRLS：Elle got all up in Warner's face |
| [07:31.45] | ELLE：Omigod . . . |
| [07:32.12] | GIRLS：I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
| [07:36.86] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
| [07:39.85] | I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
| [07:42.99] | ELLE：(spoken) I am one step ahead of you. |
| [07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
| [07:48.68] | CALLAHAN：(spoken) Dear God, it's scented. |
| [07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
| [07:55.79] | EMMETT：Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
| [07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
| [08:00.65] | With the chance we've been given |
| [08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
| [08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
| [08:07.58] | I'm just happy I could be there |
| [08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
| [08:12.29] | She's so close she can taste it |
| [08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
| [08:17.52] | Guess you never can te-e-ell . . . |
| [08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
| [08:28.87] | CHORUS：Elle Woods |
| [08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
| [08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:37.25] | EMMETT：No you never can tell |
| [08:37.91] | CHORUS：Elle Woods |
| [08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:41.96] | ALL：With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
| [00:05.50] | EMMETT: spoken Whoa, Elle? What' s up, Doc? |
| [00:13.00] | ELLE: Love |
| [00:14.54] | EMMETT: spoken Excuse me? |
| [00:15.57] | ELLE: I put my faith in love |
| [00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
| [00:18.86] | EMMETT: spoken Love led you here? |
| [00:20.54] | ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell |
| [00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
| [00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
| [00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
| [00:28.83] | I' m flunking out of school |
| [00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
| [00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
| [00:34.10] | So go on, here' s my head |
| [00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
| [00:36.30] | EMMETT: spoken Wait, go back! |
| [00:39.69] | sung You came out here to follow a man |
| [00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
| [00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
| [00:51.00] | ELLE: spoken Malibu? |
| [00:52.20] | EMMETT: Instead of lying outside by the pool |
| [00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
| [00:57.62] | That' s the weirdest reason I have |
| [00:59.59] | ELLE: spoken Oh, why' d you come? |
| [01:03.32] | EMMETT: spoken Okay |
| [01:05.84] | sung I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
| [01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
| [01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
| [01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
| [01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
| [01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
| [01:24.11] | ELLE: spoken Well excuse me, |
| [01:25.42] | just because you' ve got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
| [01:28.32] | EMMETT: spoken You know what? You' re right. |
| [01:30.44] | sung There' s a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:32.57] | And it' s big as a boulder |
| [01:35.07] | With the chance I' ve been given |
| [01:37.03] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
| [01:39.50] | I' m so close I can taste it |
| [01:42.35] | So I' m not gonna waste it |
| [01:44.36] | Yeah, there' s a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
| [01:50.77] | ELLE: spoken I' m sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
| [01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
| [01:57.62] | EMMETT: Well, I don' t go to parties a lot |
| [02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I' ve got |
| [02:03.50] | Can' t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
| [02:05.79] | ELLE: spoken I don' t spend hours! |
| [02:07.92] | EMMETT: But I know it' ll all be worthwhile |
| [02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
| [02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
| [02:14.92] | ELLE: spoken Oh, that' s so sweet! |
| [02:16.93] | EMMETT: No! That' s the chip on my shoulder |
| [02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
| [02:21.99] | With the chance I' ve been given |
| [02:23.97] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
| [02:26.22] | Though I can' t take the day off |
| [02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
| [02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
| [02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
| [02:36.58] | ELLE: spoken I just need to prove to everyone that I' m serious! |
| [02:39.99] | EMMETT: spoken What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
| [02:45.76] | ELLE: spoken Ummm . . . Well, I know they' re here somewhere . . . |
| [02:50.96] | EMMETT: Ya know, this vanity' s real picturesque |
| [02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
| [02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
| [02:58.94] | ELLE: spoken What are you doing?! |
| [02:59.57] | EMMETT: Can you live without this? |
| [03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
| [03:02.17] | I don' t know what this is |
| [03:03.20] | ELLE: spoken It' s for hair! |
| [03:03.85] | EMMETT: Wear a hat! |
| [03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what' s inside your head! |
| [03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
| [03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
| [03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
| [03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
| [03:18.98] | ELLE: spoken ARGH! |
| [03:19.75] | EMMETT: The room just got colder |
| [03:21.26] | ELLE: spoken Hey! |
| [03:21.99] | EMMETT: But with the chance you' ve been given |
| [03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
| [03:26.18] | There' s just no way around it |
| [03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you' ve |
| [03:30.14] | ELLE: spoken Found it! |
| [03:33.38] | EMMETT: Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
| [03:39.62] | CHORUS: Tis a gift to be simple |
| [03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
| [03:44.21] | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| [03:45.99] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
| [03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
| [03:53.79] | EMMETT: spoken Define malum prohibitum. |
| [03:55.70] | ELLE: spoken Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
| [03:58.70] | EMMETT: spoken An act prohibited |
| [03:59.52] | ELLE: spoken An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
| [04:02.93] | EMMETT: spoken Therefore malum in se? |
| [04:04.12] | ELLE: spoken Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
| [04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
| [04:08.58] | EMMETT: spoken Good. Where are you going? |
| [04:11.93] | ELLE: spoken Home, of course! It' s Thanksgiving break, remember? |
| [04:16.19] | EMMETT: spoken Interesting |
| [04:17.03] | ELLE: spoken What? |
| [04:18.00] | EMMETT: Well, I predict you will probably pass |
| [04:20.11] | ELLE: spoken Yes! |
| [04:20.87] | EMMETT: In the bottom percent of your class |
| [04:22.32] | ELLE: spoken What? |
| [04:22.96] | EMMETT: If you' re going for mediocre, you' ve done great! |
| [04:25.89] | ELLE: spoken That' s not fair! |
| [04:26.87] | EMMETT: Look, they laughed at me like they' re laughing at you |
| [04:29.22] | We can' t win if we don' t follow through! |
| [04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
| [04:35.26] | ELLE: spoken Why do you always have to be right? |
| [04:39.15] | CHORUS: Gloooooooooooria in excelsis Deo |
| [04:47.89] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
| [04:52.91] | EMMETT: spoken Hohoho! |
| [04:54.77] | ELLE: spoken Emmett! |
| [04:56.97] | EMMETT: spoken For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
| [05:00.21] | ELLE: spoken You are too sweet. |
| [05:02.14] | EMMETT: spoken It' s a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
| [05:05.96] | ELLE: spoken Ah! giggles Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
| [05:12.69] | WARNER: spoken Elle, hey! |
| [05:14.01] | ELLE: spoken Warner! |
| [05:14.62] | WARNER: spoken Have you seen Vivienne? I' ve been looking for her everywhere! |
| [05:16.77] | ELLE: spoken Yeah . . . II mean no. |
| [05:20.38] | WARNER: spoken Great! We' re gonna miss our flight! |
| [05:24.00] | EMMETT: spoken Um, Elle? |
| [05:27.94] | sung I don' t know if you' ve noticed before |
| [05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
| [05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
| [05:38.00] | ELLE: spoken Huh? |
| [05:39.45] | EMMETT: Though it' s hardly my business to say |
| [05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
| [05:44.55] | Is the very guy you' re trying to impress |
| [05:49.57] | ELLE: Yes! I' ve been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
| [05:55.62] | Let' s not chase him away |
| [05:57.66] | Let' s face him and say |
| [05:59.00] | " Hey punk, let' s dance!" |
| [06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
| [06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
| [06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
| [06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
| [06:08.92] | Grab that book and let' s do this |
| [06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
| [06:13.35] | Now there' s a chip on my shoulder! |
| [06:16.29] | Let' s see him knock it aside! |
| [06:18.55] | Chorus: Ahahahah Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:22.74] | Show him that you' re no fool |
| [06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
| [06:35.95] | WARNER: spoken Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
| [06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn' t exist! |
| [06:41.91] | CALLAHAN: spoken Now you' re thinking like a lawyer! |
| [06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
| [06:48.56] | ELLE: spoken Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
| [06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
| [06:56.12] | CALLAHAN: spoken Interesting. Why do you ask? |
| [06:58.45] | ELLE: spoken Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
| [07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
| [07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
| [07:10.44] | CALLAHAN: spoken I see your point. |
| [07:11.34] | ELLE: spoken And by Mr. Huntington' s standards, |
| [07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
| [07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
| [07:22.67] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
| [07:25.20] | ELLE: Ohmigod . . . |
| [07:26.76] | CHORUS: Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
| [07:28.57] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
| [07:29.50] | GIRLS: Elle got all up in Warner' s face |
| [07:31.45] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
| [07:32.12] | GIRLS: I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
| [07:36.86] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
| [07:39.85] | I assume you' re applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
| [07:42.99] | ELLE: spoken I am one step ahead of you. |
| [07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
| [07:48.68] | CALLAHAN: spoken Dear God, it' s scented. |
| [07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
| [07:55.79] | EMMETT: Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
| [07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
| [08:00.65] | With the chance we' ve been given |
| [08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
| [08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
| [08:07.58] | I' m just happy I could be there |
| [08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
| [08:12.29] | She' s so close she can taste it |
| [08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
| [08:17.52] | Guess you never can teeell . . . |
| [08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
| [08:28.87] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
| [08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
| [08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:37.25] | EMMETT: No you never can tell |
| [08:37.91] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
| [08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:41.96] | ALL: With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
| [00:05.50] | EMMETT: spoken Whoa, Elle? What' s up, Doc? |
| [00:13.00] | ELLE: Love |
| [00:14.54] | EMMETT: spoken Excuse me? |
| [00:15.57] | ELLE: I put my faith in love |
| [00:17.78] | I followed where it led |
| [00:18.86] | EMMETT: spoken Love led you here? |
| [00:20.54] | ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell |
| [00:23.09] | It has not worked out well |
| [00:24.49] | I wish that I were dead |
| [00:26.45] | Cause instead of a wedding in love |
| [00:28.83] | I' m flunking out of school |
| [00:30.12] | A total laughing stock |
| [00:31.87] | Someone he and his friends could just mock |
| [00:34.10] | So go on, here' s my head |
| [00:35.39] | Just hit it with a rock! |
| [00:36.30] | EMMETT: spoken Wait, go back! |
| [00:39.69] | sung You came out here to follow a man |
| [00:42.86] | Harvard law was just part of that plan |
| [00:46.65] | Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
| [00:51.00] | ELLE: spoken Malibu? |
| [00:52.20] | EMMETT: Instead of lying outside by the pool |
| [00:55.25] | You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
| [00:57.62] | That' s the weirdest reason I have |
| [00:59.59] | ELLE: spoken Oh, why' d you come? |
| [01:03.32] | EMMETT: spoken Okay |
| [01:05.84] | sung I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
| [01:08.83] | With my mom and a series of bums |
| [01:10.94] | Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
| [01:15.82] | I got through law school by busting my ass |
| [01:17.97] | Worked two jobs in addition to class |
| [01:20.31] | So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
| [01:24.11] | ELLE: spoken Well excuse me, |
| [01:25.42] | just because you' ve got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
| [01:28.32] | EMMETT: spoken You know what? You' re right. |
| [01:30.44] | sung There' s a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:32.57] | And it' s big as a boulder |
| [01:35.07] | With the chance I' ve been given |
| [01:37.03] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
| [01:39.50] | I' m so close I can taste it |
| [01:42.35] | So I' m not gonna waste it |
| [01:44.36] | Yeah, there' s a chip on my shoulder |
| [01:47.59] | You might wanna get one as well |
| [01:50.77] | ELLE: spoken I' m sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
| [01:53.49] | Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
| [01:57.62] | EMMETT: Well, I don' t go to parties a lot |
| [02:01.23] | Not good use of the time that I' ve got |
| [02:03.50] | Can' t spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
| [02:05.79] | ELLE: spoken I don' t spend hours! |
| [02:07.92] | EMMETT: But I know it' ll all be worthwhile |
| [02:09.40] | When I win my first lucrative trial |
| [02:11.66] | And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
| [02:14.92] | ELLE: spoken Oh, that' s so sweet! |
| [02:16.93] | EMMETT: No! That' s the chip on my shoulder |
| [02:19.75] | I hugged my mom and told her |
| [02:21.99] | With the chance I' ve been given |
| [02:23.97] | I' m gonna be driven as hell |
| [02:26.22] | Though I can' t take the day off |
| [02:28.95] | I just think of the payoff |
| [02:30.89] | You need a chip on your shoulder |
| [02:34.46] | Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
| [02:36.58] | ELLE: spoken I just need to prove to everyone that I' m serious! |
| [02:39.99] | EMMETT: spoken What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
| [02:45.76] | ELLE: spoken Ummm . . . Well, I know they' re here somewhere . . . |
| [02:50.96] | EMMETT: Ya know, this vanity' s real picturesque |
| [02:53.52] | But it started its life as a desk |
| [02:55.78] | Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
| [02:58.94] | ELLE: spoken What are you doing?! |
| [02:59.57] | EMMETT: Can you live without this? |
| [03:01.02] | Can you live without that? |
| [03:02.17] | I don' t know what this is |
| [03:03.20] | ELLE: spoken It' s for hair! |
| [03:03.85] | EMMETT: Wear a hat! |
| [03:04.56] | Spend some time improving what' s inside your head! |
| [03:08.69] | Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
| [03:12.79] | Out, out, what, are you angry? |
| [03:15.02] | Good, so get angry! You may find |
| [03:17.27] | The chip on your shoulder |
| [03:18.98] | ELLE: spoken ARGH! |
| [03:19.75] | EMMETT: The room just got colder |
| [03:21.26] | ELLE: spoken Hey! |
| [03:21.99] | EMMETT: But with the chance you' ve been given |
| [03:23.84] | Why are you not driven as hell?! |
| [03:26.18] | There' s just no way around it |
| [03:28.60] | You gotta plow through til you' ve |
| [03:30.14] | ELLE: spoken Found it! |
| [03:33.38] | EMMETT: Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
| [03:39.62] | CHORUS: Tis a gift to be simple |
| [03:41.98] | Tis a gift to be free |
| [03:44.21] | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| [03:45.99] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
| [03:49.15] | Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
| [03:53.79] | EMMETT: spoken Define malum prohibitum. |
| [03:55.70] | ELLE: spoken Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
| [03:58.70] | EMMETT: spoken An act prohibited |
| [03:59.52] | ELLE: spoken An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
| [04:02.93] | EMMETT: spoken Therefore malum in se? |
| [04:04.12] | ELLE: spoken Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
| [04:05.85] | Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
| [04:08.58] | EMMETT: spoken Good. Where are you going? |
| [04:11.93] | ELLE: spoken Home, of course! It' s Thanksgiving break, remember? |
| [04:16.19] | EMMETT: spoken Interesting |
| [04:17.03] | ELLE: spoken What? |
| [04:18.00] | EMMETT: Well, I predict you will probably pass |
| [04:20.11] | ELLE: spoken Yes! |
| [04:20.87] | EMMETT: In the bottom percent of your class |
| [04:22.32] | ELLE: spoken What? |
| [04:22.96] | EMMETT: If you' re going for mediocre, you' ve done great! |
| [04:25.89] | ELLE: spoken That' s not fair! |
| [04:26.87] | EMMETT: Look, they laughed at me like they' re laughing at you |
| [04:29.22] | We can' t win if we don' t follow through! |
| [04:31.49] | Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
| [04:35.26] | ELLE: spoken Why do you always have to be right? |
| [04:39.15] | CHORUS: Gloooooooooooria in excelsis Deo |
| [04:47.89] | ELLE: spoken Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
| [04:52.91] | EMMETT: spoken Hohoho! |
| [04:54.77] | ELLE: spoken Emmett! |
| [04:56.97] | EMMETT: spoken For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
| [05:00.21] | ELLE: spoken You are too sweet. |
| [05:02.14] | EMMETT: spoken It' s a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
| [05:05.96] | ELLE: spoken Ah! giggles Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
| [05:12.69] | WARNER: spoken Elle, hey! |
| [05:14.01] | ELLE: spoken Warner! |
| [05:14.62] | WARNER: spoken Have you seen Vivienne? I' ve been looking for her everywhere! |
| [05:16.77] | ELLE: spoken Yeah . . . II mean no. |
| [05:20.38] | WARNER: spoken Great! We' re gonna miss our flight! |
| [05:24.00] | EMMETT: spoken Um, Elle? |
| [05:27.94] | sung I don' t know if you' ve noticed before |
| [05:31.03] | But each time Warner walks in the door |
| [05:33.37] | Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
| [05:38.00] | ELLE: spoken Huh? |
| [05:39.45] | EMMETT: Though it' s hardly my business to say |
| [05:42.04] | Could it be the real thing in your way |
| [05:44.55] | Is the very guy you' re trying to impress |
| [05:49.57] | ELLE: Yes! I' ve been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
| [05:55.62] | Let' s not chase him away |
| [05:57.66] | Let' s face him and say |
| [05:59.00] | " Hey punk, let' s dance!" |
| [06:00.28] | This chip on my shoulder |
| [06:02.25] | Makes me smarter and bolder |
| [06:04.43] | No more whining or blaming |
| [06:06.44] | I am reclaiming my pride |
| [06:08.92] | Grab that book and let' s do this |
| [06:11.22] | Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
| [06:13.35] | Now there' s a chip on my shoulder! |
| [06:16.29] | Let' s see him knock it aside! |
| [06:18.55] | Chorus: Ahahahah Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:22.74] | Show him that you' re no fool |
| [06:25.12] | Daughter of Delta Nu |
| [06:27.48] | Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
| [06:35.95] | WARNER: spoken Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
| [06:39.24] | Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn' t exist! |
| [06:41.91] | CALLAHAN: spoken Now you' re thinking like a lawyer! |
| [06:46.42] | Yes, Miss Woods. |
| [06:48.56] | ELLE: spoken Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
| [06:50.64] | but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
| [06:56.12] | CALLAHAN: spoken Interesting. Why do you ask? |
| [06:58.45] | ELLE: spoken Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
| [07:04.56] | he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
| [07:08.57] | Why now? Why this sperm? |
| [07:10.44] | CALLAHAN: spoken I see your point. |
| [07:11.34] | ELLE: spoken And by Mr. Huntington' s standards, |
| [07:13.33] | all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
| [07:18.06] | could be called reckless abandonment. |
| [07:22.67] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
| [07:25.20] | ELLE: Ohmigod . . . |
| [07:26.76] | CHORUS: Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
| [07:28.57] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
| [07:29.50] | GIRLS: Elle got all up in Warner' s face |
| [07:31.45] | ELLE: Omigod . . . |
| [07:32.12] | GIRLS: I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
| [07:36.86] | CALLAHAN: spoken Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
| [07:39.85] | I assume you' re applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
| [07:42.99] | ELLE: spoken I am one step ahead of you. |
| [07:44.77] | Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
| [07:48.68] | CALLAHAN: spoken Dear God, it' s scented. |
| [07:50.06] | Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
| [07:55.79] | EMMETT: Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
| [07:58.43] | Maybe some wise man told her |
| [08:00.65] | With the chance we' ve been given |
| [08:02.76] | We gotta be driven as hell |
| [08:04.92] | She was something to see there |
| [08:07.58] | I' m just happy I could be there |
| [08:09.62] | First big test and she aced it |
| [08:12.29] | She' s so close she can taste it |
| [08:14.15] | She got a chip on her shoulder |
| [08:17.52] | Guess you never can teeell . . . |
| [08:26.32] | With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
| [08:28.87] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
| [08:30.48] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:31.30] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:32.64] | Elle Woods |
| [08:34.65] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:36.05] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:37.25] | EMMETT: No you never can tell |
| [08:37.91] | CHORUS: Elle Woods |
| [08:39.33] | Woods comma Elle |
| [08:40.38] | Chip on her shoulder |
| [08:41.96] | ALL: With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
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