[00:05.50]EMMETT：(spoken) Whoa, Elle? What's up, Doc?
[00:13.00]ELLE：Love
[00:14.54]EMMETT：(spoken) Excuse me?
[00:15.57]ELLE：I put my faith in love
[00:17.78]I followed where it led
[00:18.86]EMMETT：(spoken) Love led you here?
[00:20.54]ELLE：To my personal circle of Hell
[00:23.09]It has not worked out well
[00:24.49]I wish that I were dead
[00:26.45]Cause instead of a wedding in love
[00:28.83]I'm flunking out of school
[00:30.12]A total laughing stock
[00:31.87]Someone he and his friends could just mock
[00:34.10]So go on, here's my head
[00:35.39]Just hit it with a rock!
[00:36.30]EMMETT：(spoken) Wait, go back!
[00:39.69](sung) You came out here to follow a man
[00:42.86]Harvard law was just part of that plan
[00:46.65]Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?
[00:51.00]ELLE：(spoken) Malibu?
[00:52.20]EMMETT：Instead of lying outside by the pool
[00:55.25]You stalk some guy to an ivy league school?
[00:57.62]That's the weirdest reason I have--
[00:59.59]ELLE：(spoken) Oh, why'd you come?
[01:03.32]EMMETT：(spoken) Okay
[01:05.84](sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums
[01:08.83]With my mom and a series of bums
[01:10.94]Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail
[01:15.82]I got through law school by busting my ass
[01:17.97]Worked two jobs in addition to class
[01:20.31]So forgive me for not weeping at your tale
[01:24.11]ELLE：(spoken) Well excuse me,
[01:25.42]just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . .
[01:28.32]EMMETT：(spoken) You know what? You're right.
[01:30.44](sung) There's a chip on my shoulder
[01:32.57]And it's big as a boulder
[01:35.07]With the chance I've been given
[01:37.03]I'm gonna be driven as hell
[01:39.50]I'm so close I can taste it
[01:42.35]So I'm not gonna waste it
[01:44.36]Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder
[01:47.59]You might wanna get one as well
[01:50.77]ELLE：(spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative.
[01:53.49]Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it?
[01:57.62]EMMETT：Well, I don't go to parties a lot
[02:01.23]Not good use of the time that I've got
[02:03.50]Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape
[02:05.79]ELLE：(spoken) I don't spend hours!
[02:07.92]EMMETT：But I know it'll all be worthwhile
[02:09.40]When I win my first lucrative trial
[02:11.66]And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape!
[02:14.92]ELLE：(spoken) Oh, that's so sweet!
[02:16.93]EMMETT：No! That's the chip on my shoulder
[02:19.75]I hugged my mom and told her
[02:21.99]With the chance I've been given
[02:23.97]I'm gonna be driven as hell
[02:26.22]Though I can't take the day off
[02:28.95]I just think of the payoff
[02:30.89]You need a chip on your shoulder
[02:34.46]Little Miss Woods comma Elle
[02:36.58]ELLE：(spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious!
[02:39.99]EMMETT：(spoken) What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books?
[02:45.76]ELLE：(spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . .
[02:50.96]EMMETT：Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque
[02:53.52]But it started its life as a desk
[02:55.78]Clear it off, and find some room for books instead
[02:58.94]ELLE：(spoken) What are you doing?!
[02:59.57]EMMETT：Can you live without this?
[03:01.02]Can you live without that?
[03:02.17]I don't know what this is
[03:03.20]ELLE：(spoken) It's for hair!
[03:03.85]EMMETT：Wear a hat!
[03:04.56]Spend some time improving what's inside your head!
[03:08.69]Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind
[03:12.79]Out, out, what, are you angry?
[03:15.02]Good, so get angry! You may find
[03:17.27]The chip on your shoulder
[03:18.98]ELLE：(spoken) ARGH!
[03:19.75]EMMETT：The room just got colder
[03:21.26]ELLE：(spoken) Hey!
[03:21.99]EMMETT：But with the chance you've been given
[03:23.84]Why are you not driven as hell?!
[03:26.18]There's just no way around it
[03:28.60]You gotta plow through til you've
[03:30.14]ELLE：(spoken) Found it!
[03:33.38]EMMETT：Been reading it hard, I can tell . . .
[03:39.62]CHORUS：Tis a gift to be simple
[03:41.98]Tis a gift to be free
[03:44.21]Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
[03:45.99]ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving!
[03:49.15]Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie!
[03:53.79]EMMETT：(spoken) Define malum prohibitum.
[03:55.70]ELLE：(spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . .
[03:58.70]EMMETT：(spoken) An act prohibited--
[03:59.52]ELLE：(spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore.
[04:02.93]EMMETT：(spoken) Therefore malum in se?
[04:04.12]ELLE：(spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself.
[04:05.85]Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day.
[04:08.58]EMMETT：(spoken) Good. Where are you going?
[04:11.93]ELLE：(spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember?
[04:16.19]EMMETT：(spoken) Interesting
[04:17.03]ELLE：(spoken) What?
[04:18.00]EMMETT：Well, I predict you will probably pass
[04:20.11]ELLE：(spoken) Yes!
[04:20.87]EMMETT：In the bottom percent of your class
[04:22.32]ELLE：(spoken) What?
[04:22.96]EMMETT：If you're going for mediocre, you've done great!
[04:25.89]ELLE：(spoken) That's not fair!
[04:26.87]EMMETT：Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you
[04:29.22]We can't win if we don't follow through!
[04:31.49]Might I venture your vacation plans can wait?
[04:35.26]ELLE：(spoken) Why do you always have to be right?
[04:39.15]CHORUS：Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in excelsis Deo
[04:47.89]ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo!
[04:52.91]EMMETT：(spoken) Ho-ho-ho!
[04:54.77]ELLE：(spoken) Emmett!
[04:56.97]EMMETT：(spoken) For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . .
[05:00.21]ELLE：(spoken) You are too sweet.
[05:02.14]EMMETT：(spoken) It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one!
[05:05.96]ELLE：(spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me.
[05:12.69]WARNER：(spoken) Elle, hey!
[05:14.01]ELLE：(spoken) Warner!
[05:14.62]WARNER：(spoken) Have you seen Vivienne? I've been looking for her everywhere!
[05:16.77]ELLE：(spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no.
[05:20.38]WARNER：(spoken) Great! We're gonna miss our flight!
[05:24.00]EMMETT：(spoken)Um, Elle?
[05:27.94](sung)I don't know if you've noticed before
[05:31.03]But each time Warner walks in the door
[05:33.37]Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less
[05:38.00]ELLE：(spoken) Huh?
[05:39.45]EMMETT：Though it's hardly my business to say
[05:42.04]Could it be the real thing in your way
[05:44.55]Is the very guy you're trying to impress
[05:49.57]ELLE：Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance
[05:55.62]Let's not chase him away
[05:57.66]Let's face him and say
[05:59.00]"Hey punk, let's dance!"
[06:00.28]This chip on my shoulder
[06:02.25]Makes me smarter and bolder
[06:04.43]No more whining or blaming
[06:06.44]I am reclaiming my pride
[06:08.92]Grab that book and let's do this
[06:11.22]Instead of doodling hearts all through this
[06:13.35]Now there's a chip on my shoulder!
[06:16.29]Let's see him knock it aside!
[06:18.55]Chorus：Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu
[06:22.74]Show him that you're no fool
[06:25.12]Daughter of Delta Nu
[06:27.48]Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder!
[06:35.95]WARNER：(spoken) Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation.
[06:39.24]Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist!
[06:41.91]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Now you're thinking like a lawyer!
[06:46.42]Yes, Miss Woods.
[06:48.56]ELLE：(spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point,
[06:50.64]but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?
[06:56.12]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Interesting. Why do you ask?
[06:58.45]ELLE：(spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions
[07:04.56]he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever
[07:08.57]Why now? Why this sperm?
[07:10.44]CALLAHAN：(spoken) I see your point.
[07:11.34]ELLE：(spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards,
[07:13.33]all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg
[07:18.06]could be called reckless abandonment.
[07:22.67]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, you just won your case.
[07:25.20]ELLE：Ohmigod . . .
[07:26.76]CHORUS：Wait, hold on, we just won the case!
[07:28.57]ELLE：Omigod . . .
[07:29.50]GIRLS：Elle got all up in Warner's face
[07:31.45]ELLE：Omigod . . .
[07:32.12]GIRLS：I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod!
[07:36.86]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, excellent work today.
[07:39.85]I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume?
[07:42.99]ELLE：(spoken) I am one step ahead of you.
[07:44.77]Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration.
[07:48.68]CALLAHAN：(spoken) Dear God, it's scented.
[07:50.06]Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file
[07:55.79]EMMETT：Guess she got a chip on her shoulder
[07:58.43]Maybe some wise man told her
[08:00.65]With the chance we've been given
[08:02.76]We gotta be driven as hell
[08:04.92]She was something to see there
[08:07.58]I'm just happy I could be there
[08:09.62]First big test and she aced it
[08:12.29]She's so close she can taste it
[08:14.15]She got a chip on her shoulder
[08:17.52]Guess you never can te-e-ell . . .
[08:26.32]With little Miss Woods comma Elle!
[08:28.87]CHORUS：Elle Woods
[08:30.48]Woods comma Elle
[08:31.30]Chip on her shoulder
[08:32.64]Elle Woods
[08:34.65]Woods comma Elle
[08:36.05]Chip on her shoulder
[08:37.25]EMMETT：No you never can tell
[08:37.91]CHORUS：Elle Woods
[08:39.33]Woods comma Elle
[08:40.38]Chip on her shoulder
[08:41.96]ALL：With little Miss Woods comma Elle