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It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving |
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Not one customer's walked through the door |
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But I'm still here, slingin' drinks for a living |
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I've never played piano before |
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Not bad. |
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I know this town like the back of my hand |
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But I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand |
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Cause if you look real close |
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At those little hairs and veins You're like |
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"Hands are sort of gross" |
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It's hard to explain |
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The point is: |
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Hey, West Covina |
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Why won't you let me break free? |
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Am I doomed to stay here |
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Pouring my high school friends' beers |
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For the rest of eternity? |
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Hey, West Covina |
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You know just where to find me |
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I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar |
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Hey, West Covina |
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What'll it be? |
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It's 5:55, I'm still singing |
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The big Turkey Day game's letting out |
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But no one's comin' here |
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Who am I kiddin'? |
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Hey, you sunburned MILFs |
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Give me a shout |
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Everyone's going home |
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'Cause it's time to give thanks |
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Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks |
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Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach |
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Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach |
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Dun-dun bom-bom! |
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Gun-ga bom-dom! |
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Hey, West Covina |
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You're not listenin', so what's the use? |
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Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife? |
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Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice? |
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Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you. |
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Hey, West Covina |
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Look what you're doing to me |
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Can't you see, West Covina |
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You're killing me, West Covina |
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Last call, West Covina |
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What'll it be? |
