[00:08.581]It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving
[00:11.559]Not one customer's walked through the door
[00:15.164]But I'm still here, slingin' drinks for a living
[00:20.467]I've never played piano before
[00:26.867]Not bad.
[00:28.304]I know this town like the back of my hand
[00:31.935]But I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand
[00:36.062]Cause if you look real close
[00:38.073]At those little hairs and veins You're like
[00:40.529]"Hands are sort of gross"
[00:42.566]It's hard to explain
[00:47.425]The point is:
[00:48.993]Hey, West Covina
[00:53.094]Why won't you let me break free?
[00:56.646]Am I doomed to stay here
[00:58.788]Pouring my high school friends' beers
[01:01.113]For the rest of eternity?
[01:05.476]Hey, West Covina
[01:09.786]You know just where to find me
[01:13.757]I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar
[01:17.988]Hey, West Covina
[01:21.123]What'll it be?
[01:30.553]It's 5:55, I'm still singing
[01:34.576]The big Turkey Day game's letting out
[01:37.815]But no one's comin' here
[01:39.827]Who am I kiddin'?
[01:42.387]Hey, you sunburned MILFs
[01:44.268]Give me a shout
[01:46.697]Everyone's going home
[01:48.656]'Cause it's time to give thanks
[01:51.399]Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks
[01:54.978]Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach
[01:59.314]Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach
[02:05.766]Dun-dun bom-bom!
[02:06.916]Gun-ga bom-dom!
[02:08.274]Hey, West Covina
[02:11.748]You're not listenin', so what's the use?
[02:15.693]Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife?
[02:20.108]Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice?
[02:24.522]Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you.
[02:26.743]Hey, West Covina
[02:30.896]Look what you're doing to me
[02:34.423]Can't you see, West Covina
[02:36.800]You're killing me, West Covina
[02:39.229]Last call, West Covina
[02:42.730]What'll it be?