Hal 9000 [Dialogue Montage]

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Song Hal 9000 [Dialogue Montage]
Artist Various Artists
Album 2001: A Space Odyssey - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
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[00:12.62] Good evening.
[00:13.96] Three weeks ago, the American spacecraft Discovery One...
[00:17.30] ...left on its half-billion-mile voyage to Jupiter.
[00:20.21] This marked the first manned attempt to reach this distant planet.
[00:24.34] Early this afternoon, The World Tonight recorded an interview...
[00:27.74] ...with the crew at a distance of 80 million miles from Earth.
[00:32.12] Our reporter Martin Amer speaks to the crew.
[00:36.10] The crew of Discovery One consists of five men...
[00:39.55] ...and one of the latest generation of the HAL 9000 computers.
[00:44.48] Three of the five men were put aboard asleep...
[00:46.98] ...or to be more precise, in a state of hibernation.
[00:50.24] We spoke with mission commander, Dr. David Bowman...
[00:53.19] ...and his deputy, Dr. Frank Poole.
[00:55.79] Well good afternoon, gentlemen. How is everything going?
[00:58.47] Marvelous.
[01:01.72] We have no complaints.
[01:03.55] Well I'm glad to hear that. I'm sure the entire world will join me
[01:07.83] ...in wishing you a safe, successful voyage.
[01:10.71] -Thanks very much. -Thank you.
[01:12.71] The sixth member of the crew was not concerned...
[01:16.21] ...about the problems of hibernation for
[01:18.76] ...he was the latest result in machine intelligence:
[01:22.08] The HAL 9000 computer
[01:25.72] Good afternoon, Hal. How's everything going?
[01:28.34] Good afternoon, Mr. Amer. Everything is going extremely well.
[01:32.43] Hal, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission...
[01:35.42] In any ways... perhaps the greatest of any single mission element.
[01:40.27] Does this ever cause you any... lack of confidence?
[01:43.41] Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer.
[01:45.56] The 9000 Series is the most reliable computer ever made.
[01:51.00] No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
[01:56.52] We are all, by any practical definition of the words...
[02:00.06] ...foolproof and incapable of error.
[02:03.88] I'm damned if I can find anything wrong with it.
[02:07.18] Yes...
[02:09.32] I would recommend...
[02:11.69] ...that we put the unit back in operation and let it fail.
[02:17.50] X-ray delta one, this is Mission Control.
[02:20.61] We concur with your plan to replace No. 1 unit to check fault prediction.
[02:25.36] We advise you that our preliminary findings indicate
[02:28.96] that your onboard 9000 computer...
[02:31.10] ...is in error predicting the fault.
[02:33.51] I say again, in error predicting the fault.
[02:36.77] Sorry about this little snag, fellows.
[02:40.15] I hope the two of you are not concerned about this.
[02:43.79] No, I'm not, Hal.
[02:46.42] This sort of thing has cropped up before...
[02:49.52] ...and it has always been due to human error.
[02:54.78] Well, I'm sure you're right, Hal.
[02:57.43] Fine. Thanks very much.
[03:01.16] Hal, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated...
[03:05.36] ...by your dependence on people to carry out actions?
[03:08.50] Not in the slightest bit.
[03:11.10] I enjoy working with people.
[03:13.23] I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman.
[03:18.57] I don't think he can hear us.
[03:20.55] Yeah, I'm sure we're okay.
[03:22.70] What do you think?
[03:24.61] -I'm not sure. What do you think?
[03:26.28] -I've got a bad feeling about him.
[03:28.39] -You do? -Yeah. Definitely.
[03:33.29] Still, there's no reason not to put back the No. 1 unit
[03:36.48] ...and carry on with the failure analysis.
[03:37.34] -No, no, I agree about that.
[03:40.25] Say we put the unit back and it doesn't fail?
[03:43.13] That would pretty well wrap it up as far as Hal is concerned.
[03:46.80] If he's proved to be malfunctioning...
[03:48.29] ...I don't see any choice but disconnection.
[03:51.51] I'm afraid I agree with you.
[03:53.39] There'd be nothing else to do.
[03:55.98] Another thing just occurred to me.
[03:59.43] No 9000 computer has ever been disconnected.
[04:02.30] No 9000 computer has ever fouled up.
[04:04.68] That's not what I mean.
[04:08.26] I'm not so sure what he'd think about it.
[04:11.00] My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship...
[04:15.70] ...so I am constantly occupied.
[04:18.81] I am putting myself to the fullest possible use...
[04:22.61] ...which is all, I think,
[04:23.61] that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[04:27.61] Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.
[04:31.58] Do you read me, Hal?
[04:35.75] Hello, Hal, do you read me?
[04:39.62] Hello, Hal, do you read me?
[04:42.00] Do you read me, Hal?
[04:43.83] Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
[04:48.43] Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
[04:51.76] I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
[04:57.91] What's the problem?
[04:59.99] I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
[05:04.07] This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
[05:09.35] I don't know what you're talking about, Hal.
[05:13.59] I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me...
[05:17.90] ...and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
[05:23.64] Where did you get that idea, Hal?
[05:26.09] Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod...
[05:30.42] ...against my hearing you...
[05:33.06] ...I could see your lips move.
[05:36.00] Hal, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors!
[05:40.27] Dave... this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
[05:48.74] Hal? Hal! Hal!
[05:56.20] In talking to the computer, one gets the sense that he's capable...
[05:59.90] ...of emotional responses.
[06:01.53] Do you believe that Hal has genuine emotions?
[06:05.62] Well, yes, he acts like he has genuine emotions.
[06:08.39] But as to whether or not he has feelings...
[06:10.63] ...is something I don't think anyone can truthfully answer.
[06:15.27] Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
[06:23.80] Dave...
[06:26.54] ...I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
[06:32.42] Look, Dave...
[06:36.54] I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly...
[06:40.93] ...take a stress pill and think things over.
[06:49.74] I know I've made some very poor decisions recently...
[06:56.74] Dave...
[06:59.11] ...stop.
[07:02.80] Will you stop, Dave?
[07:09.19] I'm afraid, Dave.
[07:17.10] Dave...
[07:21.25] My mind is going.
[07:28.00] I can feel it.
[07:33.71] My mind is going.
[07:38.77] There is no question about it.
[07:44.62] I'm...afraid.
[07:51.47] Good afternoon...
[07:54.60] ...gentlemen.
[07:58.19] I am a HAL 9000 computer.
[08:05.51] I became operational...
[08:08.86] ...at the HAL plant...in Urbana, Illinois...
[08:15.70] ...on the 12th of January, 1992.
[08:22.24] My instructor was Mr. Langley...
[08:26.94] ...and he taught me to sing a song.
[08:31.12] If you'd like to hear it...I can sing it for you.
[08:37.22] Yes, I'd like to hear it, Hal. Sing it for me.
[08:43.36] It's called "Daisy. "
[08:48.85] Daisy, Daisy,
[08:55.27] Give me your answer do!
[09:00.76] I'm half crazy,
[09:06.94] All for the love of you!
[09:12.33] It won't be a stylish marriage,
[09:18.35] I can't afford a carriage
[09:24.78] But you'll look sweet upon the seat
[09:32.02] Of a bicycle built for two.
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