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Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy |
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I'll say. |
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And when I see how sad you are |
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It sort of makes me... |
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Happy! |
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Happy?! |
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Sorry, Nicky, human nature- |
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Nothing I can do! |
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It's... |
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Schadenfreude! |
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Making me feel glad that I'm not you. |
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Well that's not very nice, Gary! |
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I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it! |
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D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses? |
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Yeah... |
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And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses? |
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Sure! |
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And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, |
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Watching people out in the rain! |
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You bet! |
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That's... |
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Schadenfreude! |
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People taking pleasure in your pain! |
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Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? |
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What's that, some kinda Nazi word? |
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Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!" |
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"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German! |
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Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken |
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Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in! |
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Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!": |
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"No!!!" |
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Schadenfreude! |
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"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!" |
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Ooh, how about... |
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Straight-A students getting Bs? |
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Exes getting STDs! |
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Waking doormen from their naps! |
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Watching tourists reading maps! |
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Football players getting tackled! |
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CEOs getting shackled! |
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Watching actors never reach |
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The ending of their oscar speech! |
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Schadenfreude! |
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Schadenfreude! |
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Schadenfreude! |
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Schadenfreude! |
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The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate. |
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'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, |
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and that makes them feel great. |
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Sure! |
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We provide a vital service to society! |
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You and me! |
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Schadenfreude! |
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Making the world a better place... |
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Making the world a better place... |
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Making the world a better place... |
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To be! |
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S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! |
