| [00:08.51] | Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin' |
| [00:12.34] | But, Edna, you're timeless to me |
| [00:16.67] | Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter |
| [00:20.60] | But time cannot take what comes free |
| [00:25.00] | You're like a stinky old cheese, babe |
| [00:28.94] | Just gettin' riper with age |
| [00:33.33] | You're like a fatal disease, babe |
| [00:37.11] | But there's no cure, so let this fever rage |
| [00:41.19] | Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit |
| [00:45.05] | But I take the opposite view |
| [00:48.83] | 'Cause when I need a lift |
| [00:51.32] | Time brings a gift |
| [00:53.47] | Another day with you |
| [00:57.40] | A Twist or a Waltz |
| [00:59.39] | It's all the same schmaltz |
| [01:01.18] | With just a change in the scenery |
| [01:04.97] | You'll never be old hat |
| [01:06.96] | That's that |
| [01:08.46] | You're timeless to me |
| [01:13.77] | Fads keep a-fadin' |
| [01:15.73] | Castro's invadin' |
| [01:17.72] | But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me |
| [01:21.96] | Hairdos are higher |
| [01:23.85] | Mine feels like barbed wire |
| [01:25.70] | But you say I'm chic as can be |
| [01:30.32] | You're like a rare vintage ripple |
| [01:34.01] | A vintage they'll never forget |
| [01:38.26] | So pour me a teeny-weeny triple |
| [01:42.21] | And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet |
| [01:46.47] | I can't stop eating |
| [01:48.36] | Your hairline's receding |
| [01:50.30] | And soon you'll have nothing at all |
| [01:54.48] | So you'll wear a wig |
| [01:56.62] | While I roast a pig |
| [01:58.71] | Hey! Pass that geritol |
| [02:02.44] | Glenn Miller had brass |
| [02:04.63] | That Chubby Checker's a gas |
| [02:06.72] | But they all pass eventually |
| [02:10.35] | You'll never be passe, Hip-Hooray |
| [02:13.74] | You're timeless to me |
| [03:09.28] | You're like a broken-down Chevy |
| [03:12.52] | All I need is a fresh coat of paint |
| [03:16.25] | And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy |
| [03:21.23] | You're fat and old(What?) |
| [03:22.92] | But, baby, boring you ain't |
| [03:25.36] | Some folks don't get it |
| [03:27.20] | But we never fret it |
| [03:29.52] | 'Cause we know that time is our friend |
| [03:32.93] | Yeah, it's plain to see |
| [03:35.47] | That you're stuck with me |
| [03:37.66] | Until the bitter end |
| [03:41.49] | And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid |
| [03:45.36] | Off the Turnblad family tree |
| [03:49.14] | You'll always hit the spot |
| [03:51.09] | Big shot |
| [03:52.73] | You're timeless to me |
| [03:57.46] | You'll always be du jour, mon amour |
| [04:00.99] | You're timeless to me |
| [04:09.05] | You'll always be first string |
| [04:12.88] | Ring a Ding-Ding |
| [04:16.47] | You're timeless to me |
| [04:21.74] | You're timeless to me |
| [04:25.97] | You're timeless to me |
| [04:31.15] | You're timeless to me |