Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin'
But, Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free
You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin' riper with age
You're like a fatal disease, babe
But there's no cure, so let this fever rage
Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
But I take the opposite view
'Cause when I need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you
A Twist or a Waltz
It's all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat
That's that
You're timeless to me
Fads keep a-fadin'
Castro's invadin'
But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher
Mine feels like barbed wire
But you say I'm chic as can be
You're like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they'll never forget
So pour me a teeny-weeny triple
And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet
I can't stop eating
Your hairline's receding
And soon you'll have nothing at all
So you'll wear a wig
While I roast a pig
Hey! Pass that geritol
Glenn Miller had brass
That Chubby Checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe, Hip-Hooray
You're timeless to me
You're like a broken-down Chevy
All I need is a fresh coat of paint
And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy
You're fat and old(What?)
But, baby, boring you ain't
Some folks don't get it
But we never fret it
'Cause we know that time is our friend
Yeah, it's plain to see
That you're stuck with me
Until the bitter end
And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid
Off the Turnblad family tree
You'll always hit the spot
Big shot
You're timeless to me
You'll always be du jour, mon amour
You're timeless to me
You'll always be first string
Ring a Ding-Ding
You're timeless to me
You're timeless to me
You're timeless to me
You're timeless to me