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Apu:Hello, baby. It is Apu to whom you are speaking. |
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What's that, baby? |
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You are proposing we have a cookout at the beach then tear a page from the |
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Kamma Sutra 'til the sun rises over the Eastern Sea? |
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Sorry, baby. That's impossible. I run a convenience store, and baby, you know what that's like. |
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Got to sell the road maps, |
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Got to move the twelve packs. |
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I'm printing out the tickets for the lottery. |
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Move out all the Trail Mix. |
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Make room for the beef sticks! |
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Informing all the punks: "This is not a library!" |
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Hey! Yes, we have some string cheese! |
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I'll have to check those ID's! |
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We're running out of Half-n-Half and Sweet 'n' Low! Oh! |
| [00:45.80] |
Would you like some jerky? |
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It comes in beek or turkey! |
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You see what I am up to baby; I can't go! |
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I'm working |
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Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
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We're open twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
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Apu:No! No! No! |
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Hey, if I deserted my post, who would be refilling the jalepeno receptor? You? I don't think so. |
| [01:14.70] |
I make coffee for the riff-raff: |
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Regular and decaf; |
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8 ounce, 12 ounce, 20 ounce. |
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One for the road, sir? |
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Heat-lamp dogs and Cheetos, |
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Microwave burritos! |
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Obey the printed warning, or it's sure to explode! |
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I sit out front the magazines |
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In which the subject matter's clean, |
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Behind the counter, the adult variety! |
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Apu:Heh! It won't help to make a fuss, |
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I do not make change for the bus. |
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To use the restroom, you must be an employee! |
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I'm working |
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Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
| [01:51.64] |
We're open twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
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Apu:No! No! No! |
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Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
| [02:05.52] |
Apu:No, it don't. |
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Apu and Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day-ay! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
| [02:13.25] |
Apu:No! No! No! Yes! Yes! No! |
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I came to this country |
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From a far away subcontinent |
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With dreams to make a fortune |
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In the movie industry! |
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But instead, I'm making Squishees |
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In a checkered dress. |
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Oh, how I wish the camera on the ceiling |
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Wasn't just there for security! |
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Oh, oh! Alright, I feel much better now! I felt a little sad there; now I'm very happy again. |
| [03:06.82] |
Oh. Oh, this is good. Yes, I like this, this is my favorite part of the song! |
| [03:11.61] |
Yes, my great-aunt Pirani used to dance to this. |
| [03:16.12] |
She used to work it on out. This is very funky part now. |
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I'm working. |
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Apu & Back-Up Singers:Twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
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We're open twenty-four hours a day! |
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That don't leave no time left to play! |
| [03:38.72] |
Apu:No! No! No! No! No! No! |
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Hello, steady customer! |
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Okay, let's see...that's..one packet of potency vitamins, |
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three tins of smokeless tobacco and one box of honey-glazed popcorn clusters. |
| [03:50.55] |
That'll be...nothing because you're carrying a gun! |
| [03:54.13] |
Oh, here we go again. Please, sir, I ask that if you tie me up, you use the nylon rope; |
| [03:59.12] |
it feels so much softer against my skin than the other kind. |
| [04:02.10] |
Yes, you'll find it in back between the video games and the non-dairy creamer. |
| [04:05.85] |
Please, sir, oh, thank you very much. |
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Okay, have a nice day! Come again! |
