| [00:00.63] | Homer:Someday you'll thank me for this, son. |
| [00:03.20] | Bart:Not bloody likely. |
| [00:04.23] | Homer:No, it's true. |
| [00:06.60] | You know, when I was a boy. |
| [00:07.33] | I really wanted a catcher's mitt, |
| [00:09.18] | :but my dad wouldn't get it for me. |
| [00:11.50] | So I held my breath until I passed out |
| [00:13.72] | and banged my head on the coffee table. |
| [00:16.11] | The doctor thought |
| [00:16.87] | I might have brain damage. |
| [00:18.37] | Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story? |
| [00:20.57] | Homer:I like stories. |
| [00:22.30] | Bart:Can I please |
| [00:22.94] | go to the movie? |
| [00:24.12] | Homer:I know my punishment might seem |
| [00:25.42] | a little harsh, but I can't go back on it. |
| [00:28.18] | You're welcome to watch |
| [00:29.16] | anything you want on TV. |
| [00:30.78] | Bart:TV sucks. |
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