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If I could walk, I'd be a miner |
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If I could talk, I'd be a preacher |
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If I was a preacher |
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Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you |
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If I was a miner |
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Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one |
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This ain't a record |
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Neither a joke |
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Got us all worked up |
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And left us naked out here in the sun |
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But who could say it's sad? |
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I attach no importance to it |
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just because of my hand |
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just because of my shriveled little hand |
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I could be a baseball player |
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Doesn't surprise me now |
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even though we had a map |
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took three days to find |
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Local redneck stare |
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Taylor from Pizmo |
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At the dog and pony show |