If I could walk, I'd be a miner If I could talk, I'd be a preacher If I was a preacher Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you If I was a miner Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one This ain't a record Neither a joke Got us all worked up And left us naked out here in the sun But who could say it's sad? I attach no importance to it just because of my hand just because of my shriveled little hand I could be a baseball player Doesn't surprise me now even though we had a map took three days to find Local redneck stare Taylor from Pizmo At the dog and pony show