[00:00.00]00:01.00] | 来放尿 专辑-猪头皮的笑魁念歌(1994-04) |
[00:04.25]00:03.00] | 演唱:猪头皮 |
[00:05.82]00:06.70] | 作词/曲:猪鬃盛 |
[00:07.23]00:10.09] | 透早起来欲放尿 放贾爽快嘛戚叉叫 |
[00:32.72]00:31.04] | 隔壁的小姐有看着 害阮见肖煞放无尿 |
[00:40.08]00:39.21] | 赶紧拢起来 赶紧拢起来 予汝看袂着 |
[00:44.32]00:42.75] | 隔壁的小姐 奈也遐呢邱 |
[00:48.45]00:48.09] | 有人透早起来先摺绵绩 有人透早起来先爱祈祷 |
[01:07.01]01:05.76] | 我透早起来先来去放尿 阿着透早着硬梆梆毋知 |
[01:12.91] | 欲如何 |
[01:13.92]01:13.07] | 放尿爱定时定量定点定目标定清楚 |
[01:18.41]01:17.67] | 放尿爱认真爱专心爱谨慎毋倘潦草 |
[01:22.14]01:21.54] | 放尿若袂顺式着爱传彼啰金丝膏佮吊膏 |
[01:26.22]01:25.71] | 放尿若无暂无节三轮半汝着软格格 |
[01:29.60]01:29.18] | (枪阿枪阿咚阿咚阿赶紧来去) |
[01:37.17]01:33.04] | 一点钟一垺即袂膀胱结石 |
[01:42.82]01:42.54] | 一摆五百CC 是嘟嘟阿好 两百五嘛无嫌少 |
[01:47.60]01:45.85] | 毋通一彷放尿一彷乌白搔 |
[01:50.18]01:49.29] | 老师讲 安尼会黄酸食袂大 袂输也矸塞仔斗乌 |
[01:54.26] | 枣 |
[01:54.51]01:53.56] | 咱人的健康若想欲顾予好 |
[01:57.54]01:57.06] | 医生讲 家己的尿若吃会着 卡赢天顶的仙桃 |
[02:01.67]02:01.03] | 人生有时起有时落 |
[02:04.55]02:04.29] | 可比咱 有时清清 有时浊浊 有时水水 有时 |
[02:08.88] | 膏膏 |
[02:09.84]02:10.03] | 若拄着不如意毋倘怨天尤地 逐个咧放拢嘛无共 |
[02:29.88] | 姿势 |
[02:31.69]02:29.50] | 囝仔溅过溪 阿伯仔讲去滴到鞋 |
[02:35.47]02:33.64] | 放尿有高低 声音有大细 鸡丝有长短 田沟仔 |
[02:39.41] | 有阔有窄 |
[02:40.37]02:37.90] | 毋免怨叹运气歹 讲天公伯仔无给汝好安排 |
[02:43.60]02:41.34] | 头洗落阿 无剃袂驶 裤脱落阿 无放袂驶 |
[02:46.47]02:46.29] | 我一定欲成功 我一定要连庄 |
[02:48.83]02:48.21] | 我一定欲膨风 我一定欲咚咚咚咚咚 |
[02:52.27]02:54.06] | OH!SHUT THE PISS OFF...兹是啥么碗膏歌 奈 |
[02:58.21] | 也这汰膏 |
[02:59.23]02:57.25] | 我对放尿会驶看着人生之道..安尼本山人的道行 |
[03:03.51] | 有膏亦无膏.. |
[03:04.52]03:02.26] | 透早起来欲放尿 暗时仔欲睡嘛着放尿 |
[03:09.17]03:08.45] | 若是半暝淡洮洮 毋通烦恼贾直直祧 |
[03:17.59]03:16.51] | 只要赶紧拢起来 赶紧拢起来 |
[03:20.46]03:20.71] | 予人看袂着 管伊啥么歹代志 留予人去臆 |
[03:27.27]03:25.71] | ~END~ |
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[00:00.00]00:01.00] | lai fang niao zhuan ji zhu tou pi de xiao kui nian ge 199404 |
[00:04.25]00:03.00] | yan chang: zhu tou pi |
[00:05.82]00:06.70] | zuo ci qu: zhu zong sheng |
[00:07.23]00:10.09] | tou zao qi lai yu fang niao fang jia shuang kuai ma qi cha jiao |
[00:32.72]00:31.04] | ge bi de xiao jie you kan zhe hai ruan jian xiao sha fang wu niao |
[00:40.08]00:39.21] | gan jin long qi lai gan jin long qi lai yu ru kan mei zhe |
[00:44.32]00:42.75] | ge bi de xiao jie nai ye xia ne qiu |
[00:48.45]00:48.09] | you ren tou zao qi lai xian zhe mian ji you ren tou zao qi lai xian ai qi dao |
[01:07.01]01:05.76] | wo tou zao qi lai xian lai qu fang niao a zhe tou zao zhe ying bang bang wu zhi |
[01:12.91] | yu ru he |
[01:13.92]01:13.07] | fang niao ai ding shi ding liang ding dian ding mu biao ding qing chu |
[01:18.41]01:17.67] | fang niao ai ren zhen ai zhuan xin ai jin shen wu tang liao cao |
[01:22.14]01:21.54] | fang niao ruo mei shun shi zhe ai chuan bi luo jin si gao ge diao gao |
[01:26.22]01:25.71] | fang niao ruo wu zan wu jie san lun ban ru zhe ruan ge ge |
[01:29.60]01:29.18] | qiang a qiang a dong a dong a gan jin lai qu |
[01:37.17]01:33.04] | yi dian zhong yi fu ji mei pang guang jie shi |
[01:42.82]01:42.54] | yi bai wu bai CC shi du du a hao liang bai wu ma wu xian shao |
[01:47.60]01:45.85] | wu tong yi fang fang niao yi fang wu bai sao |
[01:50.18]01:49.29] | lao shi jiang an ni hui huang suan shi mei da mei shu ye gan sai zi dou wu |
[01:54.26] | zao |
[01:54.51]01:53.56] | zan ren de jian kang ruo xiang yu gu yu hao |
[01:57.54]01:57.06] | yi sheng jiang jia ji de niao ruo chi hui zhe ka ying tian ding de xian tao |
[02:01.67]02:01.03] | ren sheng you shi qi you shi luo |
[02:04.55]02:04.29] | ke bi zan you shi qing qing you shi zhuo zhuo you shi shui shui you shi |
[02:08.88] | gao gao |
[02:09.84]02:10.03] | ruo zhu zhe bu ru yi wu tang yuan tian you di zhu ge lie fang long ma wu gong |
[02:29.88] | zi shi |
[02:31.69]02:29.50] | jian zi jian guo xi a bo zi jiang qu di dao xie |
[02:35.47]02:33.64] | fang niao you gao di sheng yin you da xi ji si you chang duan tian gou zi |
[02:39.41] | you kuo you zhai |
[02:40.37]02:37.90] | wu mian yuan tan yun qi dai jiang tian gong bo zi wu gei ru hao an pai |
[02:43.60]02:41.34] | tou xi luo a wu ti mei shi ku tuo luo a wu fang mei shi |
[02:46.47]02:46.29] | wo yi ding yu cheng gong wo yi ding yao lian zhuang |
[02:48.83]02:48.21] | wo yi ding yu peng feng wo yi ding yu dong dong dong dong dong |
[02:52.27]02:54.06] | OH! SHUT THE PISS OFF... zi shi sha me wan gao ge nai |
[02:58.21] | ye zhe tai gao |
[02:59.23]02:57.25] | wo dui fang niao hui shi kan zhe ren sheng zhi dao.. an ni ben shan ren de dao heng |
[03:03.51] | you gao yi wu gao.. |
[03:04.52]03:02.26] | tou zao qi lai yu fang niao an shi zi yu shui ma zhe fang niao |
[03:09.17]03:08.45] | ruo shi ban ming dan tao tao wu tong fan nao jia zhi zhi tiao |
[03:17.59]03:16.51] | zhi yao gan jin long qi lai gan jin long qi lai |
[03:20.46]03:20.71] | yu ren kan mei zhe guan yi sha me dai dai zhi liu yu ren qu yi |
[03:27.27]03:25.71] | END |
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[00:00.00]00:01.00] | lái fàng niào zhuān jí zhū tóu pí de xiào kuí niàn gē 199404 |
[00:04.25]00:03.00] | yǎn chàng: zhū tóu pí |
[00:05.82]00:06.70] | zuò cí qū: zhū zōng shèng |
[00:07.23]00:10.09] | tòu zǎo qǐ lái yù fàng niào fàng jiǎ shuǎng kuài ma qī chā jiào |
[00:32.72]00:31.04] | gé bì de xiǎo jiě yǒu kàn zhe hài ruǎn jiàn xiào shā fàng wú niào |
[00:40.08]00:39.21] | gǎn jǐn lǒng qǐ lái gǎn jǐn lǒng qǐ lái yǔ rǔ kàn mèi zhe |
[00:44.32]00:42.75] | gé bì de xiǎo jiě nài yě xiá ne qiū |
[00:48.45]00:48.09] | yǒu rén tòu zǎo qǐ lái xiān zhé mián jī yǒu rén tòu zǎo qǐ lái xiān ài qí dǎo |
[01:07.01]01:05.76] | wǒ tòu zǎo qǐ lái xiān lái qù fàng niào ā zhe tòu zǎo zhe yìng bāng bāng wú zhī |
[01:12.91] | yù rú hé |
[01:13.92]01:13.07] | fàng niào ài dìng shí dìng liàng dìng diǎn dìng mù biāo dìng qīng chǔ |
[01:18.41]01:17.67] | fàng niào ài rèn zhēn ài zhuān xīn ài jǐn shèn wú tǎng liáo cǎo |
[01:22.14]01:21.54] | fàng niào ruò mèi shùn shì zhe ài chuán bǐ luō jīn sī gāo gé diào gāo |
[01:26.22]01:25.71] | fàng niào ruò wú zàn wú jié sān lún bàn rǔ zhe ruǎn gé gé |
[01:29.60]01:29.18] | qiāng ā qiāng ā dōng ā dōng ā gǎn jǐn lái qù |
[01:37.17]01:33.04] | yì diǎn zhōng yī fū jí mèi páng guāng jié shí |
[01:42.82]01:42.54] | yī bǎi wǔ bǎi CC shì dū dū ā hǎo liǎng bǎi wǔ ma wú xián shǎo |
[01:47.60]01:45.85] | wú tōng yī fǎng fàng niào yī fǎng wū bái sāo |
[01:50.18]01:49.29] | lǎo shī jiǎng ān ní huì huáng suān shí mèi dà mèi shū yě gān sāi zǐ dòu wū |
[01:54.26] | zǎo |
[01:54.51]01:53.56] | zán rén de jiàn kāng ruò xiǎng yù gù yǔ hǎo |
[01:57.54]01:57.06] | yī shēng jiǎng jiā jǐ de niào ruò chī huì zhe kǎ yíng tiān dǐng de xiān táo |
[02:01.67]02:01.03] | rén shēng yǒu shí qǐ yǒu shí luò |
[02:04.55]02:04.29] | kě bǐ zán yǒu shí qīng qīng yǒu shí zhuó zhuó yǒu shí shuǐ shuǐ yǒu shí |
[02:08.88] | gāo gāo |
[02:09.84]02:10.03] | ruò zhǔ zhe bù rú yì wú tǎng yuàn tiān yóu dì zhú gè liě fàng lǒng ma wú gòng |
[02:29.88] | zī shì |
[02:31.69]02:29.50] | jiǎn zǐ jiàn guò xī ā bó zǐ jiǎng qù dī dào xié |
[02:35.47]02:33.64] | fàng niào yǒu gāo dī shēng yīn yǒu dà xì jī sī yǒu cháng duǎn tián gōu zǐ |
[02:39.41] | yǒu kuò yǒu zhǎi |
[02:40.37]02:37.90] | wú miǎn yuàn tàn yùn qì dǎi jiǎng tiān gōng bó zǐ wú gěi rǔ hǎo ān pái |
[02:43.60]02:41.34] | tóu xǐ luò ā wú tì mèi shǐ kù tuō luò ā wú fàng mèi shǐ |
[02:46.47]02:46.29] | wǒ yí dìng yù chéng gōng wǒ yí dìng yào lián zhuāng |
[02:48.83]02:48.21] | wǒ yí dìng yù péng fēng wǒ yí dìng yù dōng dōng dōng dōng dōng |
[02:52.27]02:54.06] | OH! SHUT THE PISS OFF... zī shì shà me wǎn gāo gē nài |
[02:58.21] | yě zhè tài gāo |
[02:59.23]02:57.25] | wǒ duì fàng niào huì shǐ kàn zhe rén shēng zhī dào.. ān ní běn shān rén de dào héng |
[03:03.51] | yǒu gāo yì wú gāo.. |
[03:04.52]03:02.26] | tòu zǎo qǐ lái yù fàng niào àn shí zǐ yù shuì ma zhe fàng niào |
[03:09.17]03:08.45] | ruò shì bàn míng dàn táo táo wú tōng fán nǎo jiǎ zhí zhí tiāo |
[03:17.59]03:16.51] | zhǐ yào gǎn jǐn lǒng qǐ lái gǎn jǐn lǒng qǐ lái |
[03:20.46]03:20.71] | yǔ rén kàn mèi zhe guǎn yī shà me dǎi dài zhì liú yǔ rén qù yì |
[03:27.27]03:25.71] | END |
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