[00:00.00]00:01.00]来放尿 专辑-猪头皮的笑魁念歌(1994-04)
[00:04.25]00:03.00]演唱:猪头皮
[00:05.82]00:06.70]作词/曲：猪鬃盛
[00:07.23]00:10.09]透早起来欲放尿　放贾爽快嘛戚叉叫
[00:32.72]00:31.04]隔壁的小姐有看着　害阮见肖煞放无尿
[00:40.08]00:39.21]赶紧拢起来　赶紧拢起来　予汝看袂着
[00:44.32]00:42.75]隔壁的小姐　奈也遐呢邱
[00:48.45]00:48.09]有人透早起来先摺绵绩　有人透早起来先爱祈祷
[01:07.01]01:05.76]我透早起来先来去放尿　阿着透早着硬梆梆毋知
[01:12.91]欲如何
[01:13.92]01:13.07]放尿爱定时定量定点定目标定清楚
[01:18.41]01:17.67]放尿爱认真爱专心爱谨慎毋倘潦草
[01:22.14]01:21.54]放尿若袂顺式着爱传彼啰金丝膏佮吊膏
[01:26.22]01:25.71]放尿若无暂无节三轮半汝着软格格
[01:29.60]01:29.18]（枪阿枪阿咚阿咚阿赶紧来去）
[01:37.17]01:33.04]一点钟一垺即袂膀胱结石
[01:42.82]01:42.54]一摆五百CC 是嘟嘟阿好　两百五嘛无嫌少
[01:47.60]01:45.85]毋通一彷放尿一彷乌白搔
[01:50.18]01:49.29]老师讲　安尼会黄酸食袂大　袂输也矸塞仔斗乌
[01:54.26]枣
[01:54.51]01:53.56]咱人的健康若想欲顾予好
[01:57.54]01:57.06]医生讲　家己的尿若吃会着　卡赢天顶的仙桃
[02:01.67]02:01.03]人生有时起有时落
[02:04.55]02:04.29]可比咱　有时清清　有时浊浊　有时水水　有时
[02:08.88]膏膏
[02:09.84]02:10.03]若拄着不如意毋倘怨天尤地　逐个咧放拢嘛无共
[02:29.88]姿势
[02:31.69]02:29.50]囝仔溅过溪　阿伯仔讲去滴到鞋
[02:35.47]02:33.64]放尿有高低　声音有大细　鸡丝有长短　田沟仔
[02:39.41]有阔有窄
[02:40.37]02:37.90]毋免怨叹运气歹　讲天公伯仔无给汝好安排
[02:43.60]02:41.34]头洗落阿　无剃袂驶　裤脱落阿　无放袂驶
[02:46.47]02:46.29]我一定欲成功　我一定要连庄
[02:48.83]02:48.21]我一定欲膨风　我一定欲咚咚咚咚咚
[02:52.27]02:54.06]OH！SHUT THE PISS OFF...兹是啥么碗膏歌　奈
[02:58.21]也这汰膏
[02:59.23]02:57.25]我对放尿会驶看着人生之道..安尼本山人的道行
[03:03.51]有膏亦无膏..
[03:04.52]03:02.26]透早起来欲放尿　暗时仔欲睡嘛着放尿
[03:09.17]03:08.45]若是半暝淡洮洮　毋通烦恼贾直直祧
[03:17.59]03:16.51]只要赶紧拢起来　赶紧拢起来
[03:20.46]03:20.71]予人看袂着　管伊啥么歹代志　留予人去臆
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