If I was half as wise | |
I would have you fooled | |
If I was twice your size | |
I'd probably say what I've always meant to | |
If there was a word that could describe you | |
I would make it work that I was on top | |
While you looked down | |
Until there's no one left to look down at | |
Here is to you Bernard | |
Because I mind and I certainly matter | |
And unlike you, I have time | |
To think ways up to take you down |